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sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
March 15 2011 12:01 GMT
#21
On March 15 2011 15:47 Myrmidon wrote:
Wow, that's even more hardcore than Goose Howard.



+ Show Spoiler [explanation] +
If you don't know, Geese Howard is a longtime SNK fighting game villian. Voice samples (I think) and announcer in the above should be from Capcom vs. SNK 2, though of course he appears in many games. Geese is first char on P2 side here:



the ol classic. one of the comments made me rofl
"Damn, Terry Bodog relied on his striker for the whole damn game. What a noob. And then he ran out the timer by turtling. This match should've gone to Goose."
Forever Young
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19053 Posts
March 15 2011 12:24 GMT
#22
Goose used Peck!





It's super effective!
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Yttrasil
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden651 Posts
March 15 2011 12:25 GMT
#23
Epic blog, they're real killers man haha.
Meh
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
March 15 2011 12:26 GMT
#24
Look into that goose's eyes man. ITS LOOKING INTO MY SOUL.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
March 15 2011 12:43 GMT
#25
LOL I hate geese so much.

When I was little, my mother would go to this jogging group at a local park. I was probably 3 or 4 at the time. There was a little pond nearby, and so I'd get dropped off with my aunt and cousins while my mum went jogging. The pond had lots of ducks... and geese. Naturally, I always wanted to feed the ducks, because ducks are cute and awesome. But those goddamn geese wanted my bread just as much as the ducks, and at 4 years of age, they towered over me and chased me and I would run away crying. I swore I would defeat them one day when I was bigger -.-; Fuck geese!
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32054 Posts
March 15 2011 13:32 GMT
#26
I too hate canadians and geese

most are fearless from being around humans so much too
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CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
March 15 2011 13:49 GMT
#27
i used to work about a half hour outside ottawa. after my bus stop, i had to walk about fifteen minutes, along a big flat marsh. in the summer there would be dozens of geese just hanging out. dodging their shit on the sidewalk was pretty much my main concern, but a lot of people were pretty wary of the geese. fuckers are huge, and aren't afraid to charge at your if they feel threatened
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Antimage
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1293 Posts
March 15 2011 14:19 GMT
#28
Hey you're from Ontario? Cool :D Good story too =P
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
March 15 2011 14:21 GMT
#29
I was attacked by a goose as I was roller blading when I was a 8 or 9. Those mother fuckers are evil and fear nothing.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
March 15 2011 14:32 GMT
#30
You guys think geese are scary when they're just hanging out? Try walking within ten feet of their nest.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 15 2011 14:36 GMT
#31
On March 15 2011 22:32 Hawk wrote:
I too hate canadians and geese

most are fearless from being around humans so much too

Yeah, I'm not scared of anything since I started to live in society.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
March 15 2011 15:26 GMT
#32
On March 15 2011 23:21 DoubleZee wrote:
I was attacked by a goose as I was roller blading when I was a 8 or 9. Those mother fuckers are evil and fear nothing.


Yup, born and raised in Sarnia/London, should have gone to UWO =[, luckily the goose wasn't waiting for me this morning.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Noxie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2227 Posts
March 15 2011 17:27 GMT
#33
I have a story about a friend killing a goose with a golf ball... that was an interesting day at the course.
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-15 19:17:36
March 15 2011 18:12 GMT
#34
I think OP's writing are good enough that he doesn't need to go to some nub writing seminar. Someone give this guy a job as an editor already!

Anyways, Canada goose are vicious animals. I would never provoke it.

If it's in Texas can I just take out a handgun and shoot it? :D


On March 15 2011 21:24 tofucake wrote:
Goose used Peck!





It's super effective!



HAHAHAHHAHA
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Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2514 Posts
March 15 2011 19:16 GMT
#35
Geese are actually a terribly ferocious and scary creature.

Your pride need not be hurt, I would have run screaming.

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