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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
February 19 2011 21:50 GMT
#1
First off, I just wanna say that I'm high masters league, so I'm pretty good at RTS games.

I also have close to a 4.0 GPA in college as a Premed, and I got a 2400 on the SATs when I took them in high school. Not to sound cocky or anything, but I achieved my lifelong wish to attend my dream university (Harvard).

As you can see, I'm perfect in every way, just the perfect child that my parents raised me to be.

Except...
I'm 6 foot 6. So I'm a giant and all, which is cool cause I've come to accept that God's made me perfect in just about every way.

All the girls I meet at school and out in real life are like midgets compared to me. It's really damn annoying, cause I can't pick up chicks. Like yesterday, when I was on the bus to school, I hit my head on the exit door as I was leaving the bus. Some girls that were exiting behind me made fun of me for my height. Because I'm so tall, they couldn't even reach up to my head and make sure that I was alright. It made me feel insecure as a man.

Another story
You know how women love to wear heels to just about every semi formal event right? Even with heels, I dwarf them cause they only go up to my chest area. It makes slow dancing hard, and everything about my life sucks because I just can't comprehend how girls will like me if I make them look bad. It's almost impossible for them to reach up to my neck, and it's even more impossible to get down there to make out with them.

No girls want to date me because I'm so tall compared to them, even though I'm ripped and a physical beast. I have the greatest personality in the world, but because of my height, I can't score any girls.

I used to be convinced that I was the perfect height, since everyone says being taller is better.
But I'm not so sure anymore...

***
God Bless
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
February 19 2011 21:52 GMT
#2
God's probably laughing at your misery brought on by tall stature. What an awesome guy.
No I'm never serious.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 19 2011 21:54 GMT
#3
Maybe if you did dances when you promised to do dances girls would like you.

(still doubtful though.)
etch
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada176 Posts
February 19 2011 21:54 GMT
#4
too soon man
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 19 2011 21:56 GMT
#5
I'm in pretty much the same situation but I'm only 6'3- so I'm pretty much perfect in every way. I kinda hate being so fucking awesome at everything, you really stand out from all them damn plebes.
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
tenacity
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1587 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:00:52
February 19 2011 21:58 GMT
#6
Yea it sucks to be almost perfect. In my case my problem is my penis size. It's too damn big. Yea, it sucks to be me, I could cry all day long.
It does not need to be fun to be fun.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
February 19 2011 21:59 GMT
#7
Ouch, and being tall isn't something you can hope to change (unlike being thin) since it's too late to drink coffee to stunt your growth.

You only need to find one girl though.
+ Show Spoiler +
If you still can't find her, try looking down
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:01:09
February 19 2011 22:00 GMT
#8
hahaha. that intro is classic (already)
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17078 Posts
February 19 2011 22:02 GMT
#9
Personally, I'm insecure about my massive genitalia.
Moderator
zerglingsfolife
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1694 Posts
February 19 2011 22:04 GMT
#10
On February 20 2011 07:02 Empyrean wrote:
Personally, I'm insecure about my massive genitalia.


Yeah it sucks, when I take craps my dick gets wet.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crown and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.
Telcontar
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom16710 Posts
February 19 2011 22:04 GMT
#11
lolololol

To get the full joke, read
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194340
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:08:49
February 19 2011 22:06 GMT
#12
nvm.......
Personally, I'm insecure about my massive genitalia.


I pitty you and your enormous man sausage.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:15:08
February 19 2011 22:10 GMT
#13
maybe u would
get more girls
and be more confident...
if u type like dis
Translator:3
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:16:29
February 19 2011 22:14 GMT
#14
In your high honour
all over my skin thats art splattered
and everything happened this part mattered
I tattoed your name on my tongue
then my heart shattered
but for effort I get an

ayyy girl

[TLMS] REBOOT
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
February 19 2011 22:15 GMT
#15
how many centimeters is 6 foot 6 ?
Is it more than 2 meters ? cause im 190cm and i dont have any problems :o
i heard that if you wear wide trousers it will make you look smaller. but it cant be so bad
tenacity
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1587 Posts
February 19 2011 22:16 GMT
#16
On February 20 2011 07:15 NIIINO wrote:
how many centimeters is 6 foot 6 ?
Is it more than 2 meters ? cause im 190cm and i dont have any problems :o
i heard that if you wear wide trousers it will make you look smaller. but it cant be so bad


mission accomplished
It does not need to be fun to be fun.
qzmpwxno
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Papua New Guinea152 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:23:08
February 19 2011 22:22 GMT
#17
OMG i cant believe im actually reading this
when i first saw this post i had to double take lol

Roffles, i just wanna say this is a great honor
i really appreciate everything u do around here man
besides that ur a chill dude
i liked "hyungjoon becomes a gamer" and "oldboy" too

BTW,
they say imitation is the highest form of flattery
Stand on one block but own the whole street~
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
February 19 2011 22:24 GMT
#18
You're Roffles.

Apart from the translator war issues.

You have nothing to have low self esteem about.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
February 19 2011 22:29 GMT
#19
You should ask girls to dance the 'Horizontal Mambo'. Then you don't need to worry about height anymore.

You're welcome.
aka Wardo
SkyLegenD
Profile Joined February 2010
United States304 Posts
February 19 2011 22:33 GMT
#20
Lmao Roffles. seriously guys look at http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194340
"Victory belongs to the most persevering." - Napoleon Bonaparte
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