• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 07:17
CEST 13:17
KST 20:17
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 1 - Final Week6[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall12HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025)16Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0
Community News
Esports World Cup 2025 - Brackets Revealed14Weekly Cups (July 7-13): Classic continues to roll6Team TLMC #5 - Submission extension3Firefly given lifetime ban by ESIC following match-fixing investigation17$25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced7
StarCraft 2
General
RSL Revival patreon money discussion thread Downloading Videos with i2mate.co — Quick & Easy Who will win EWC 2025? Weekly Cups (July 7-13): Classic continues to roll Esports World Cup 2025 - Final Player Roster
Tourneys
FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $8000 live event Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series $5,100+ SEL Season 2 Championship (SC: Evo) WardiTV Mondays
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune Mutation # 481 Fear and Lava Mutation # 480 Moths to the Flame Mutation # 479 Worn Out Welcome
Brood War
General
Flash Announces (and Retracts) Hiatus From ASL BW General Discussion Help: rep cant save ASL20 Preliminary Maps BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
Cosmonarchy Pro Showmatches CSL Xiamen International Invitational [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers I am doing this better than progamers do.
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread CCLP - Command & Conquer League Project The PlayStation 5
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative Summer Games Done Quick 2025!
Fan Clubs
SKT1 Classic Fan Club! Maru Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! Anime Discussion Thread [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 2024 - 2025 Football Thread NBA General Discussion NHL Playoffs 2024
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Men Take Risks, Women Win Ga…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 754 users

Personal Insecurities

Blogs > Roffles
Post a Reply
1 2 3 4 Next All
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
February 19 2011 21:50 GMT
#1
First off, I just wanna say that I'm high masters league, so I'm pretty good at RTS games.

I also have close to a 4.0 GPA in college as a Premed, and I got a 2400 on the SATs when I took them in high school. Not to sound cocky or anything, but I achieved my lifelong wish to attend my dream university (Harvard).

As you can see, I'm perfect in every way, just the perfect child that my parents raised me to be.

Except...
I'm 6 foot 6. So I'm a giant and all, which is cool cause I've come to accept that God's made me perfect in just about every way.

All the girls I meet at school and out in real life are like midgets compared to me. It's really damn annoying, cause I can't pick up chicks. Like yesterday, when I was on the bus to school, I hit my head on the exit door as I was leaving the bus. Some girls that were exiting behind me made fun of me for my height. Because I'm so tall, they couldn't even reach up to my head and make sure that I was alright. It made me feel insecure as a man.

Another story
You know how women love to wear heels to just about every semi formal event right? Even with heels, I dwarf them cause they only go up to my chest area. It makes slow dancing hard, and everything about my life sucks because I just can't comprehend how girls will like me if I make them look bad. It's almost impossible for them to reach up to my neck, and it's even more impossible to get down there to make out with them.

No girls want to date me because I'm so tall compared to them, even though I'm ripped and a physical beast. I have the greatest personality in the world, but because of my height, I can't score any girls.

I used to be convinced that I was the perfect height, since everyone says being taller is better.
But I'm not so sure anymore...

***
God Bless
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
February 19 2011 21:52 GMT
#2
God's probably laughing at your misery brought on by tall stature. What an awesome guy.
No I'm never serious.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 19 2011 21:54 GMT
#3
Maybe if you did dances when you promised to do dances girls would like you.

(still doubtful though.)
etch
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada176 Posts
February 19 2011 21:54 GMT
#4
too soon man
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 19 2011 21:56 GMT
#5
I'm in pretty much the same situation but I'm only 6'3- so I'm pretty much perfect in every way. I kinda hate being so fucking awesome at everything, you really stand out from all them damn plebes.
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
tenacity
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1587 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:00:52
February 19 2011 21:58 GMT
#6
Yea it sucks to be almost perfect. In my case my problem is my penis size. It's too damn big. Yea, it sucks to be me, I could cry all day long.
It does not need to be fun to be fun.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
February 19 2011 21:59 GMT
#7
Ouch, and being tall isn't something you can hope to change (unlike being thin) since it's too late to drink coffee to stunt your growth.

You only need to find one girl though.
+ Show Spoiler +
If you still can't find her, try looking down
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:01:09
February 19 2011 22:00 GMT
#8
hahaha. that intro is classic (already)
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16982 Posts
February 19 2011 22:02 GMT
#9
Personally, I'm insecure about my massive genitalia.
Moderator
zerglingsfolife
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1694 Posts
February 19 2011 22:04 GMT
#10
On February 20 2011 07:02 Empyrean wrote:
Personally, I'm insecure about my massive genitalia.


Yeah it sucks, when I take craps my dick gets wet.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crown and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.
Telcontar
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom16710 Posts
February 19 2011 22:04 GMT
#11
lolololol

To get the full joke, read
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194340
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:08:49
February 19 2011 22:06 GMT
#12
nvm.......
Personally, I'm insecure about my massive genitalia.


I pitty you and your enormous man sausage.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:15:08
February 19 2011 22:10 GMT
#13
maybe u would
get more girls
and be more confident...
if u type like dis
Translator:3
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:16:29
February 19 2011 22:14 GMT
#14
In your high honour
all over my skin thats art splattered
and everything happened this part mattered
I tattoed your name on my tongue
then my heart shattered
but for effort I get an

ayyy girl

[TLMS] REBOOT
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
February 19 2011 22:15 GMT
#15
how many centimeters is 6 foot 6 ?
Is it more than 2 meters ? cause im 190cm and i dont have any problems :o
i heard that if you wear wide trousers it will make you look smaller. but it cant be so bad
tenacity
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1587 Posts
February 19 2011 22:16 GMT
#16
On February 20 2011 07:15 NIIINO wrote:
how many centimeters is 6 foot 6 ?
Is it more than 2 meters ? cause im 190cm and i dont have any problems :o
i heard that if you wear wide trousers it will make you look smaller. but it cant be so bad


mission accomplished
It does not need to be fun to be fun.
qzmpwxno
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Papua New Guinea152 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-19 22:23:08
February 19 2011 22:22 GMT
#17
OMG i cant believe im actually reading this
when i first saw this post i had to double take lol

Roffles, i just wanna say this is a great honor
i really appreciate everything u do around here man
besides that ur a chill dude
i liked "hyungjoon becomes a gamer" and "oldboy" too

BTW,
they say imitation is the highest form of flattery
Stand on one block but own the whole street~
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
February 19 2011 22:24 GMT
#18
You're Roffles.

Apart from the translator war issues.

You have nothing to have low self esteem about.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
February 19 2011 22:29 GMT
#19
You should ask girls to dance the 'Horizontal Mambo'. Then you don't need to worry about height anymore.

You're welcome.
aka Wardo
SkyLegenD
Profile Joined February 2010
United States304 Posts
February 19 2011 22:33 GMT
#20
Lmao Roffles. seriously guys look at http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194340
"Victory belongs to the most persevering." - Napoleon Bonaparte
1 2 3 4 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
The PondCast
10:00
Episode 55
CranKy Ducklings49
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 227
Harstem 214
Lowko201
StarCraft: Brood War
firebathero 6950
Sea 3170
Stork 1141
Mind 1000
Larva 785
BeSt 666
Pusan 411
JYJ316
Hyun 254
TY 247
[ Show more ]
EffOrt 232
Light 225
Last 191
Zeus 171
Leta 134
PianO 129
Snow 97
ToSsGirL 89
Barracks 80
sorry 55
sSak 47
Backho 46
Rush 32
Sharp 28
GoRush 27
Sacsri 25
Icarus 21
scan(afreeca) 21
IntoTheRainbow 11
ajuk12(nOOB) 11
Noble 7
SilentControl 6
Hm[arnc] 4
Bale 3
Dota 2
Gorgc7998
singsing2138
canceldota368
Counter-Strike
shoxiejesuss723
x6flipin546
sgares381
allub253
byalli193
Other Games
B2W.Neo472
DeMusliM286
Fuzer 254
SortOf111
Mew2King55
Trikslyr23
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick2416
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 11 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Jankos1129
Upcoming Events
OSC
1h 43m
WardiTV European League
4h 43m
Fjant vs Babymarine
Mixu vs HiGhDrA
Gerald vs ArT
goblin vs MaNa
Jumy vs YoungYakov
Replay Cast
12h 43m
Epic.LAN
1d
CranKy Ducklings
1d 22h
Epic.LAN
2 days
CSO Contender
2 days
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
2 days
Bonyth vs Sziky
Dewalt vs Hawk
Hawk vs QiaoGege
Sziky vs Dewalt
Mihu vs Bonyth
Zhanhun vs QiaoGege
QiaoGege vs Fengzi
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
Online Event
3 days
[ Show More ]
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
3 days
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
Esports World Cup
4 days
ByuN vs Astrea
Lambo vs HeRoMaRinE
Clem vs TBD
Solar vs Zoun
SHIN vs Reynor
Maru vs TriGGeR
herO vs Lancer
Cure vs ShoWTimE
Esports World Cup
5 days
Esports World Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

JPL Season 2
RSL Revival: Season 1
Murky Cup #2

Ongoing

BSL 2v2 Season 3
Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL20 Non-Korean Championship
Championship of Russia 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters

Upcoming

CSL Xiamen Invitational
CSL Xiamen Invitational: ShowMatche
2025 ACS Season 2
CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
K-Championship
RSL Revival: Season 2
SEL Season 2 Championship
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
FEL Cracov 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
Underdog Cup #2
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.