First off, I just wanna say that I'm high masters league, so I'm pretty good at RTS games.
I also have close to a 4.0 GPA in college as a Premed, and I got a 2400 on the SATs when I took them in high school. Not to sound cocky or anything, but I achieved my lifelong wish to attend my dream university (Harvard).
As you can see, I'm perfect in every way, just the perfect child that my parents raised me to be.
Except... I'm 6 foot 6. So I'm a giant and all, which is cool cause I've come to accept that God's made me perfect in just about every way.
All the girls I meet at school and out in real life are like midgets compared to me. It's really damn annoying, cause I can't pick up chicks. Like yesterday, when I was on the bus to school, I hit my head on the exit door as I was leaving the bus. Some girls that were exiting behind me made fun of me for my height. Because I'm so tall, they couldn't even reach up to my head and make sure that I was alright. It made me feel insecure as a man.
Another story You know how women love to wear heels to just about every semi formal event right? Even with heels, I dwarf them cause they only go up to my chest area. It makes slow dancing hard, and everything about my life sucks because I just can't comprehend how girls will like me if I make them look bad. It's almost impossible for them to reach up to my neck, and it's even more impossible to get down there to make out with them.
No girls want to date me because I'm so tall compared to them, even though I'm ripped and a physical beast. I have the greatest personality in the world, but because of my height, I can't score any girls.
I used to be convinced that I was the perfect height, since everyone says being taller is better. But I'm not so sure anymore...
I'm in pretty much the same situation but I'm only 6'3- so I'm pretty much perfect in every way. I kinda hate being so fucking awesome at everything, you really stand out from all them damn plebes.
In your high honour all over my skin thats art splattered and everything happened this part mattered I tattoed your name on my tongue then my heart shattered but for effort I get an
how many centimeters is 6 foot 6 ? Is it more than 2 meters ? cause im 190cm and i dont have any problems :o i heard that if you wear wide trousers it will make you look smaller. but it cant be so bad
On February 20 2011 07:15 NIIINO wrote: how many centimeters is 6 foot 6 ? Is it more than 2 meters ? cause im 190cm and i dont have any problems :o i heard that if you wear wide trousers it will make you look smaller. but it cant be so bad
OMG i cant believe im actually reading this when i first saw this post i had to double take lol
Roffles, i just wanna say this is a great honor i really appreciate everything u do around here man besides that ur a chill dude i liked "hyungjoon becomes a gamer" and "oldboy" too
BTW, they say imitation is the highest form of flattery
On February 20 2011 07:14 OpticalShot wrote: In your high honour all over my skin thats art splattered and everything happened this part mattered I tattoed your name on my tongue then my heart shattered but for effort I get an
But if, like me, you are tall and have the lower jaw of a greek god then work out your pecs and have girls use them as pillows. Always carry at least 2 girls around resting on your godly cushion pecs as they can only stare at your jaw in awe and can not make eye contact. Only then will you truly be alpha as fuck.
On February 20 2011 07:15 NIIINO wrote: how many centimeters is 6 foot 6 ? Is it more than 2 meters ? cause im 190cm and i dont have any problems :o i heard that if you wear wide trousers it will make you look smaller. but it cant be so bad
ROFL. I read qzmpwxno's blog right before I went to bed yesterday, so when I started reading this blog I got confused as to whether or not I actually read that blog yesterday, or if I dreamt it.
Obviously everything in this blog is bullshit; chicks DIG the tallness. If you hit your head getting off the bus girls would giggle and think it was cute if you owned it right. Not only is it endearing, it's an opening to start a conversation.
On February 20 2011 12:57 Rekrul wrote: being tall has its perks
you can reach the whiskey bottle from any position at the table
Being tall is awesome. The only advantages (?) to being small are getting on kiddie rides and fitting into small spaces. Maybe better dancers too. If you aren't the girl I'm dancing with, gtfo because my giant arms are probably gonna smack you.
But with height and a stern face comes a sort of intimidation I enjoy. Once we were at a club and this weird SHORT (just sayin) fat guy who was alone started hitting on the girls we were with and they were all creeped out. So I stood up and walked up behind him (My friends tell me I also chest bumped him, but I don't remember doing that). Anyways, the guy turned around into a chest, looked up, and said oh shit. Then I told him to leave.
On February 20 2011 07:22 qzmpwxno wrote: OMG i cant believe im actually reading this when i first saw this post i had to double take lol
Roffles, i just wanna say this is a great honor i really appreciate everything u do around here man besides that ur a chill dude i liked "hyungjoon becomes a gamer" and "oldboy" too
BTW, they say imitation is the highest form of flattery
Yeah but making shit up in the blogs section for .... entertainment? Attention? is just annoying.
Edit: Oh wait a sec. That's right. You're the same dude who claimed you were in third year of uni link 1, then posted the suicide thread, contradicting yourself repeatedly, link 2. And now you're back to the first line of super academic results again. And for someone who is "pretty good at rts games" link 3 and link 4 seem slightly contradictory as well.
I think repeated lying in blogs should be bannable.
I'd say girls don't like you because you make crappy parody blogs, Roffles -- blog-parodying being the essential characteristic girls look for, of course.
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