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Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
February 19 2011 23:54 GMT
#41
This thread would have been better if everyone had followed Nytefish's lead and made the exact same replies as the original.
rift
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
1819 Posts
February 20 2011 00:11 GMT
#42
You go to NU right?
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
February 20 2011 00:20 GMT
#43
On February 20 2011 07:04 Telcontar wrote:
lolololol

To get the full joke, read
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194340


I dunno which is fucking funnier.
Holy geez, sometimes I feel I understand people.

Then this shit comes up and I just want to run away to an Archie comic.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
whaty0uwant
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand346 Posts
February 20 2011 01:04 GMT
#44
Just play basketball
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 01:10:15
February 20 2011 01:09 GMT
#45
There are pros and cons.
From the romantic view point,
The cons feel heavy.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Jaso
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2147 Posts
February 20 2011 01:41 GMT
#46
well you'll be good at basketball at least. :D.
derp
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 04:07:09
February 20 2011 01:50 GMT
#47
No one's perfect. You sure as hell aren't, despite contrary claims.

I'm glad you're tall and it makes you feel bad.
Edit: 4/5 for using capitalization
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 20 2011 03:37 GMT
#48
--- Nuked ---
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 20 2011 03:57 GMT
#49
being tall has its perks

you can reach the whiskey bottle from any position at the table
why so 진지해?
Tenshik
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
124 Posts
February 20 2011 04:02 GMT
#50
Ok, at first I just thought Roffles turned out to be a total douche, than i found the blog he's making fun of, I am now reassured.
don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3006 Posts
February 20 2011 04:35 GMT
#51
Wow 6' 6''?
Maybe you should give NFL or NBA a try?
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
February 20 2011 05:06 GMT
#52
I don't see why it's so wrong for a guy to vent his frustrations about being short.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 05:14:56
February 20 2011 05:14 GMT
#53
On February 20 2011 14:06 Jonoman92 wrote:
I don't see why it's so wrong for a guy to vent his frustrations about being short.

Its not, read it again.
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
February 20 2011 05:24 GMT
#54
On February 20 2011 12:57 Rekrul wrote:
being tall has its perks

you can reach the whiskey bottle from any position at the table


Being tall is awesome. The only advantages (?) to being small are getting on kiddie rides and fitting into small spaces. Maybe better dancers too. If you aren't the girl I'm dancing with, gtfo because my giant arms are probably gonna smack you.

But with height and a stern face comes a sort of intimidation I enjoy. Once we were at a club and this weird SHORT (just sayin) fat guy who was alone started hitting on the girls we were with and they were all creeped out. So I stood up and walked up behind him (My friends tell me I also chest bumped him, but I don't remember doing that). Anyways, the guy turned around into a chest, looked up, and said oh shit. Then I told him to leave.

After, my friend's all laughed and high fived me.
How's the weather down there?
Tuneful
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States327 Posts
February 20 2011 07:15 GMT
#55
I believed you right up until you said 2400 on the sats
"I play this game for three years, twelve hours a day - I shouldn't lose to these people"
buckbo1604
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada186 Posts
February 22 2011 08:07 GMT
#56
your life seems quite good compared to mine.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
February 22 2011 15:24 GMT
#57
i just picked up that this is a joke blog... I always thought you were asian and then I saw 6'6 and got confused

being tall owns
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Arab Emirates660 Posts
February 22 2011 15:41 GMT
#58
On February 20 2011 06:52 Nytefish wrote:
God's probably laughing at your misery brought on by tall stature. What an awesome guy.


HAHAHAHA 5/5 :D win thread <3!.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194340#2.
SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
February 22 2011 18:32 GMT
#59
On February 20 2011 06:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Maybe if you did dances when you promised to do dances girls would like you.

(still doubtful though.)

+1! We're all still waiting...
iceiceice: I’m going to make this short; I am the one true tinker player.
YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
February 22 2011 18:35 GMT
#60
On February 23 2011 00:24 Hawk wrote:
i just picked up that this is a joke blog... I always thought you were asian and then I saw 6'6 and got confused

being tall owns


LOL. Me too. I was like wat damn 6'6 asian....
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
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