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Now, despite what the title might suggest, this is not a QQ post about my girlfriend cheating on me. But rather a nice little insight into aforementioned girlfriend's mind.
To set this up a little bit, i met my girlfriend through training MMA, and she is a very capable purple belt in brazilian jiu jitsu and has fought on the national team for kickboxing. So she is on the scrappy side for a female.
Anyway, she just returned to training about a week ago after busting her colarbone in sparring. (SNAP son! ![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Off111/JsColarbone.jpg) )
And today i had the joy of experiencing her catty side. At striking practice, there was a unknown woman ready to participate. And as the girlfriend described her; beautiful, muscular, and with perky, but fake, breasts. "So obviously i instantly hated her." Now, she is a very goodlooking girl, but not blessed with bouncy rack.
She went on to spiritedly explain to me, that plastic surgery is cheating. And if she can't have big breast, other people born with a smaller chest can't either. ^^
We were told that this female was a boxer who had a fight coming up and needed some sparring. And although she tried to avoid this, my girlfriend was eventually picked to spar with her. So they square up, and what unfolds is just a one sided roflstomping, as i watch my girl beat the fuck out of barbie for 3 straight minutes. I could almost see her waving a banner saying "Revenge of the flatchested chicks, for whom plastic surgery is against principle."
Her personality certainly has range. She has an affinity for sexy underwear, and i got her into anime. Being the massive geek i am, this is a plus.
But she is also the girl who, while we were at 7/11, suddenly goes; "Hold this for a second." and then hands me chocolate, and a redbull. She then calmly walks up behind me, and rear naked chokes the fuck out of me. ^^ Holding her crap in both hands, i never even had a chance to defend it either. Sneaky cunt. :D
  
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So what's this about now?
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Lol the mysterious disappearing Hot Bid post!
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It took me two reads to get this, and I still hardly have it! :3
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On February 14 2011 07:51 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
So what's this about now?
That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing.
I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^
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On February 14 2011 07:55 Blackjack111 wrote:That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing. I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^
usually writing something about nothing leads to writing about something, but somehow you managed to actually write about nothing at all 
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On February 14 2011 07:55 xLethargicax wrote:
It took me two reads to get this, and I still hardly have it! :3
I haven't slept for 2 days due to a particularly nasty illness.
So i refuse to accept that my wall of text, with questionable punctuation and spelling is hard to read. 
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On February 14 2011 07:58 Roe wrote:usually writing something about nothing leads to writing about something, but somehow you managed to actually write about nothing at all
You would be surprised how hard it is to actually keep any sort of relevance out of that much text. 
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How's large breasts cheating?
I'd love to know what advantage it gives o.o
My masculinity and curiosity requires me to ask for pix
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Is it wrong that I expected this blog to involve a German shepherd?
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On February 14 2011 08:00 Torte de Lini wrote:
How's large breasts cheating?
I'd love to know what advantage it gives o.o
My masculinity and curiosity requires me to ask for pix
She was probably a little jealous. ^^ Most girls would probably like some juicy breast. You know, so they can pretend not to notice they are pushing them up, while they scam regular guys for drinks in bars. ^^
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On February 14 2011 08:01 FlowerbedOfDreams wrote:
Is it wrong that I expected this blog to involve a German shepherd?
Hmm, i reckon i could write a healthy portion of text involving german shepherd's while still maintaining the integrity of my blog as being "Absolutely pointless."
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Oh. I would think having large breasts gives her a disadvantage considering it's more weight to shift and control.
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On February 14 2011 08:06 Torte de Lini wrote:
Oh. I would think having large breasts gives her a disadvantage considering it's more weight to shift and control.
I gave a similar reasoning. But she wasn't convinced. ^^
I guess if you offered most guys the chance to carry around a 12 inch cock, they would take it, despite all the hassle that might bring. (And when i say carry, i mean as in have one. Not carry someone elses severed giant cock around.)
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I'd probably decline for a large penis for numerous reasons: a simple one is that it's not how big it is, but how you use it that counts.
All the other reasonings would be a whole chapter in my Psychology of Sexuality and Relationships. (nothx)
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On February 14 2011 08:12 Torte de Lini wrote:
I'd probably decline for a large penis for numerous reasons: a simple one is that it's not how big it is, but how you use it that counts.
All the other reasonings would be a whole chapter in my Psychology of Sexuality and Relationships. (nothx)
Smart choice, but i can guarantee you a sad majority of men would saw their legs off for a big penis. This is why there is still an, argueably hilarious, market for "big dick pills."
I heard Joe Rogan tell a story once, about a guy he knew who strapped on a big dildo over his cock, just so he could see a girl having troubles taking it for once. ^^
He was so desperate to hurt someone with his tackle that he strapped a fucking rubber dong over his own.
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On February 14 2011 08:18 Blackjack111 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 08:12 Torte de Lini wrote:
I'd probably decline for a large penis for numerous reasons: a simple one is that it's not how big it is, but how you use it that counts.
All the other reasonings would be a whole chapter in my Psychology of Sexuality and Relationships. (nothx) Smart choice, but i can guarantee you a sad majority of men would saw their legs off for a big penis. This is why there is still an, argueably hilarious, market for "big dick pills." I heard Joe Rogan tell a story once, about a guy he knew who strapped on a big dildo over his cock, just so he could see a girl having troubles taking it for once. ^^ He was so desperate to hurt someone with his tackle that he strapped a fucking rubber dong over his own.
I think you underestimate the rationality of people. In a conversation where their verbal decision weighs little difference, most would say yes as a reaction or purely as a joke.
If they were given a method for an enlarged penis, I'm sure the numbers would tell a different story. I dislike parts of my body, but I am comfortable with them and by having a girl who finds me appealing and sexually attractive, the leniency of my body's faults or negative traits raise higher.
So there's a lot to consider before throwing around generalizations. The double-effect of seeing your familiar body, the positive reinforcement of previously good or currently good sexual occurences, etc. etc. (so much more).
There will always be exceptions and it's more skewed towards personal insecurities or need of control moreso than insecurities about their body. A desire for an enlarged penis may just be a cheap compensation of a man's weak sexual expression, meaning they replace quality by quantity (hence, the previous saying: "Not how big it is, but how you use it).
Look what you made me fucking do
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On February 14 2011 07:55 Blackjack111 wrote:That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing. I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^
Oh, a bragblog then. Your girlfriend can kick other girls' ass. I'm sure that's a cool feeling. Are you doing something like that too?
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Came here expecting whiney fake girl blog where i could have a laugh and giggle at the replies, i am thoroughly disapointed 
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