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Now, despite what the title might suggest, this is not a QQ post about my girlfriend cheating on me. But rather a nice little insight into aforementioned girlfriend's mind.
To set this up a little bit, i met my girlfriend through training MMA, and she is a very capable purple belt in brazilian jiu jitsu and has fought on the national team for kickboxing. So she is on the scrappy side for a female.
Anyway, she just returned to training about a week ago after busting her colarbone in sparring. (SNAP son! ![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Off111/JsColarbone.jpg) )
And today i had the joy of experiencing her catty side. At striking practice, there was a unknown woman ready to participate. And as the girlfriend described her; beautiful, muscular, and with perky, but fake, breasts. "So obviously i instantly hated her." Now, she is a very goodlooking girl, but not blessed with bouncy rack.
She went on to spiritedly explain to me, that plastic surgery is cheating. And if she can't have big breast, other people born with a smaller chest can't either. ^^
We were told that this female was a boxer who had a fight coming up and needed some sparring. And although she tried to avoid this, my girlfriend was eventually picked to spar with her. So they square up, and what unfolds is just a one sided roflstomping, as i watch my girl beat the fuck out of barbie for 3 straight minutes. I could almost see her waving a banner saying "Revenge of the flatchested chicks, for whom plastic surgery is against principle."
Her personality certainly has range. She has an affinity for sexy underwear, and i got her into anime. Being the massive geek i am, this is a plus.
But she is also the girl who, while we were at 7/11, suddenly goes; "Hold this for a second." and then hands me chocolate, and a redbull. She then calmly walks up behind me, and rear naked chokes the fuck out of me. ^^ Holding her crap in both hands, i never even had a chance to defend it either. Sneaky cunt. :D
  
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So what's this about now?
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Lol the mysterious disappearing Hot Bid post!
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It took me two reads to get this, and I still hardly have it! :3
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On February 14 2011 07:51 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
So what's this about now?
That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing.
I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^
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On February 14 2011 07:55 Blackjack111 wrote:That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing. I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^
usually writing something about nothing leads to writing about something, but somehow you managed to actually write about nothing at all 
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On February 14 2011 07:55 xLethargicax wrote:
It took me two reads to get this, and I still hardly have it! :3
I haven't slept for 2 days due to a particularly nasty illness.
So i refuse to accept that my wall of text, with questionable punctuation and spelling is hard to read. 
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On February 14 2011 07:58 Roe wrote:usually writing something about nothing leads to writing about something, but somehow you managed to actually write about nothing at all
You would be surprised how hard it is to actually keep any sort of relevance out of that much text. 
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How's large breasts cheating?
I'd love to know what advantage it gives o.o
My masculinity and curiosity requires me to ask for pix
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Is it wrong that I expected this blog to involve a German shepherd?
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On February 14 2011 08:00 Torte de Lini wrote:
How's large breasts cheating?
I'd love to know what advantage it gives o.o
My masculinity and curiosity requires me to ask for pix
She was probably a little jealous. ^^ Most girls would probably like some juicy breast. You know, so they can pretend not to notice they are pushing them up, while they scam regular guys for drinks in bars. ^^
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On February 14 2011 08:01 FlowerbedOfDreams wrote:
Is it wrong that I expected this blog to involve a German shepherd?
Hmm, i reckon i could write a healthy portion of text involving german shepherd's while still maintaining the integrity of my blog as being "Absolutely pointless."
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Oh. I would think having large breasts gives her a disadvantage considering it's more weight to shift and control.
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On February 14 2011 08:06 Torte de Lini wrote:
Oh. I would think having large breasts gives her a disadvantage considering it's more weight to shift and control.
I gave a similar reasoning. But she wasn't convinced. ^^
I guess if you offered most guys the chance to carry around a 12 inch cock, they would take it, despite all the hassle that might bring. (And when i say carry, i mean as in have one. Not carry someone elses severed giant cock around.)
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I'd probably decline for a large penis for numerous reasons: a simple one is that it's not how big it is, but how you use it that counts.
All the other reasonings would be a whole chapter in my Psychology of Sexuality and Relationships. (nothx)
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On February 14 2011 08:12 Torte de Lini wrote:
I'd probably decline for a large penis for numerous reasons: a simple one is that it's not how big it is, but how you use it that counts.
All the other reasonings would be a whole chapter in my Psychology of Sexuality and Relationships. (nothx)
Smart choice, but i can guarantee you a sad majority of men would saw their legs off for a big penis. This is why there is still an, argueably hilarious, market for "big dick pills."
I heard Joe Rogan tell a story once, about a guy he knew who strapped on a big dildo over his cock, just so he could see a girl having troubles taking it for once. ^^
He was so desperate to hurt someone with his tackle that he strapped a fucking rubber dong over his own.
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On February 14 2011 08:18 Blackjack111 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 08:12 Torte de Lini wrote:
I'd probably decline for a large penis for numerous reasons: a simple one is that it's not how big it is, but how you use it that counts.
All the other reasonings would be a whole chapter in my Psychology of Sexuality and Relationships. (nothx) Smart choice, but i can guarantee you a sad majority of men would saw their legs off for a big penis. This is why there is still an, argueably hilarious, market for "big dick pills." I heard Joe Rogan tell a story once, about a guy he knew who strapped on a big dildo over his cock, just so he could see a girl having troubles taking it for once. ^^ He was so desperate to hurt someone with his tackle that he strapped a fucking rubber dong over his own.
I think you underestimate the rationality of people. In a conversation where their verbal decision weighs little difference, most would say yes as a reaction or purely as a joke.
If they were given a method for an enlarged penis, I'm sure the numbers would tell a different story. I dislike parts of my body, but I am comfortable with them and by having a girl who finds me appealing and sexually attractive, the leniency of my body's faults or negative traits raise higher.
So there's a lot to consider before throwing around generalizations. The double-effect of seeing your familiar body, the positive reinforcement of previously good or currently good sexual occurences, etc. etc. (so much more).
There will always be exceptions and it's more skewed towards personal insecurities or need of control moreso than insecurities about their body. A desire for an enlarged penis may just be a cheap compensation of a man's weak sexual expression, meaning they replace quality by quantity (hence, the previous saying: "Not how big it is, but how you use it).
Look what you made me fucking do
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On February 14 2011 07:55 Blackjack111 wrote:That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing. I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^
Oh, a bragblog then. Your girlfriend can kick other girls' ass. I'm sure that's a cool feeling. Are you doing something like that too?
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Came here expecting whiney fake girl blog where i could have a laugh and giggle at the replies, i am thoroughly disapointed 
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On February 14 2011 08:26 FlopTurnReaver wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 07:55 Blackjack111 wrote:On February 14 2011 07:51 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
So what's this about now? That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing. I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^ Oh, a bragblog then. Your girlfriend can kick other girls' ass. I'm sure that's a cool feeling. Are you doing something like that too?
Blogs are usually about the writers like journals and diaries.
If he wanted to brag, I'm sure he'd come up with something better than "my girlfriend hates women with large breasts and she has little breasts, but can whoop ass (which implicitly might say that he's a scrawny nerd)".
In other words, stop projecting your insecurities.
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On February 14 2011 08:26 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
Oh, a bragblog then. Your girlfriend can kick other girls' ass. I'm sure that's a cool feeling. Are you doing something like that too?
Not really, if i wanted to brag, i would talk about myself. A topic i thoroughly enjoy exploring. ^^
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On February 14 2011 08:26 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think you underestimate the rationality of people. In a conversation where their verbal decision weighs little difference, most would say yes as a reaction or purely as a joke.
If they were given a method for an enlarged penis, I'm sure the numbers would tell a different story. I dislike parts of my body, but I am comfortable with them and by having a girl who finds me appealing and sexually attractive, the leniency of my body's faults or negative traits raise higher.
So there's a lot to consider before throwing around generalizations. The double-effect of seeing your familiar body, the positive reinforcement of previously good or currently good sexual occurences, etc. etc. (so much more).
There will always be exceptions and it's more skewed towards personal insecurities or need of control moreso than insecurities about their body. A desire for an enlarged penis may just be a cheap compensation of a man's weak sexual expression, meaning they replace quality by quantity (hence, the previous saying: "Not how big it is, but how you use it).
Look what you made me fucking do
That is all perfectly rational. Which is why i think you are overestimating the general population.
(Who knows, maybe i just happen to cast my ohh so lazy and disapproving gaze, on all the wrong people.)
I agree with everything you said. I don't personally have an issue with that particular part of my anatomy. As a functional tool, it is effective enough. Although, visually i wouldn't mind it presenting itself better, if i was to drop my pants in public. Maybe have like a peacock.. cock.
You know, get a few ooh's and ahh's. Before the police picks me up for indecent exposure.
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On February 14 2011 08:37 Blackjack111 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 08:26 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think you underestimate the rationality of people. In a conversation where their verbal decision weighs little difference, most would say yes as a reaction or purely as a joke.
If they were given a method for an enlarged penis, I'm sure the numbers would tell a different story. I dislike parts of my body, but I am comfortable with them and by having a girl who finds me appealing and sexually attractive, the leniency of my body's faults or negative traits raise higher.
So there's a lot to consider before throwing around generalizations. The double-effect of seeing your familiar body, the positive reinforcement of previously good or currently good sexual occurences, etc. etc. (so much more).
There will always be exceptions and it's more skewed towards personal insecurities or need of control moreso than insecurities about their body. A desire for an enlarged penis may just be a cheap compensation of a man's weak sexual expression, meaning they replace quality by quantity (hence, the previous saying: "Not how big it is, but how you use it).
Look what you made me fucking do That is all perfectly rational. Which is why i think you are overestimating the general population. (Who knows, maybe i just happen to cast my ohh so lazy and disapproving gaze, on all the wrong people.) I agree with everything you said. I don't personally have an issue with that particular part of my anatomy. As a functional tool, it is effective enough. Although, visually i wouldn't mind it presenting itself better, if i was to drop my pants in public. Maybe have like a peacock.. cock. You know, get a few ooh's and ahh's. Before the police picks me up for indecent exposure.
Emotionally, people side with comfort than impressions. Though to be honest, they go hand-in-hand.
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On February 14 2011 08:29 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 08:26 FlopTurnReaver wrote:On February 14 2011 07:55 Blackjack111 wrote:On February 14 2011 07:51 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
So what's this about now? That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing. I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^ Oh, a bragblog then. Your girlfriend can kick other girls' ass. I'm sure that's a cool feeling. Are you doing something like that too? Blogs are usually about the writers like journals and diaries. If he wanted to brag, I'm sure he'd come up with something better than "my girlfriend hates women with large breasts and she has little breasts, but can whoop ass (which implicitly might say that he's a scrawny nerd)". In other words, stop projecting your insecurities.
Sounds like a brag blog to me.
Mentions how much his GF kicks ass, how she likes sexy underwear, how he got her into anime (and he's the geek here, with a rough and tough GF). Mentions how she's pretty, although he did mention she doesn't have huge breasts.
So, it's not about nothing, it's about his awesome GF, who is indeed awesome (based on this blog/story/thing).
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On February 14 2011 08:45 RageOverdose wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 08:29 Torte de Lini wrote:On February 14 2011 08:26 FlopTurnReaver wrote:On February 14 2011 07:55 Blackjack111 wrote:On February 14 2011 07:51 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
So what's this about now? That's the beauty of it... it's about nothing. I just write absolutely random blogs about nothing at all. ^^ Oh, a bragblog then. Your girlfriend can kick other girls' ass. I'm sure that's a cool feeling. Are you doing something like that too? Blogs are usually about the writers like journals and diaries. If he wanted to brag, I'm sure he'd come up with something better than "my girlfriend hates women with large breasts and she has little breasts, but can whoop ass (which implicitly might say that he's a scrawny nerd)". In other words, stop projecting your insecurities. Sounds like a brag blog to me. Mentions how much his GF kicks ass, how she likes sexy underwear, how he got her into anime (and he's the geek here, with a rough and tough GF). Mentions how she's pretty, although he did mention she doesn't have huge breasts. So, it's not about nothing, it's about his awesome GF, who is indeed awesome (based on this blog/story/thing).
What would a blog consist of?
What do you have to add to the topic because all you're doing is shitting.
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On February 14 2011 08:45 RageOverdose wrote:
Sounds like a brag blog to me.
Mentions how much his GF kicks ass, how she likes sexy underwear, how he got her into anime (and he's the geek here, with a rough and tough GF). Mentions how she's pretty, although he did mention she doesn't have huge breasts.
So, it's not about nothing, it's about his awesome GF, who is indeed awesome (based on this blog/story/thing).
Personally find it hard to see. But then again, being the narcissist i am. I would never consider writing about someone else as anything that could acredit me in any way.
If i didn't find her pretty, i we would most likely be friends rather than a couple.
And the story is true enough.
And as much as the blog is about nothing. Wouldn't it have been even worse, had i written about her studying. Or her visiting her parents and playing with her dogs?
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On February 14 2011 08:51 Blackjack111 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 08:45 RageOverdose wrote:
Sounds like a brag blog to me.
Mentions how much his GF kicks ass, how she likes sexy underwear, how he got her into anime (and he's the geek here, with a rough and tough GF). Mentions how she's pretty, although he did mention she doesn't have huge breasts.
So, it's not about nothing, it's about his awesome GF, who is indeed awesome (based on this blog/story/thing). Personally find it hard to see. But then again, being the narcissist i am. I would never consider writing about someone else as anything that could acredit me in any way. If i didn't find her pretty, i we would most likely be friends rather than a couple. And the story is true enough. And as much as the blog is about nothing. Wouldn't it have been even worse, had i written about her studying. Or her visiting her parents and playing with her dogs?
Well at least its better than the title implied.
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The title is to attract viewership.
Classic.
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On February 14 2011 08:46 Torte de Lini wrote:
What would a blog consist of?
What do you have to add to the topic because all you're doing is shitting.
According to the OP there is no topic therefore I can't be shitting on something that doesn't exist. Also I don't see how I shit on anything, perhaps you could elaborate.
If you want me to discuss the nature of her breasts and any sort of social issues related to people and what they think they should look like or how they respond in situations where they are confronted with someone who is more "ideal", then tough luck because I don't actually care. She has small breasts, frankly I don't know what that means because small could be large to me, based on this person's interpretation and I wouldn't even know.
Also, why you asked me about what a blog would consist of is odd, but I'll answer in some way I guess. Just about the only thing that blogs seem to retain between each other is a common format and frequent updating, otherwise they can be composed of whatever. They are not exclusively personal, Engadget and Joystiq are examples of news or hobby blogs (mostly news).
On February 14 2011 08:51 Blackjack111 wrote:Personally find it hard to see. But then again, being the narcissist i am. I would never consider writing about someone else as anything that could acredit me in any way.
If i didn't find her pretty, i we would most likely be friends rather than a couple.
And the story is true enough.
And as much as the blog is about nothing. Wouldn't it have been even worse, had i written about her studying. Or her visiting her parents and playing with her dogs?
If you didn't intend to brag, whatever, it's how it came off to me initially. But you and the above poster I quoted seem to think that I think of that as a bad thing. Well I don't. All I got from your OP is that your GF may be a bit insecure about her breasts but can kick any girl's ass anyway. And she likes kinky underwear and to some degree anime now.
Frankly, despite the fact I don't have a problem with it, maybe it's refreshing to see someone who doesn't really abstract a relationship into ownership, a very good thing indeed, as usually you brag about something you own. So, if you found my interpretation of this blog as a brag blog offensive, then I apologize, I could be reading into it too much instead of considering other reasonable possibilities.
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On February 14 2011 09:10 RageOverdose wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 08:46 Torte de Lini wrote:
What would a blog consist of?
What do you have to add to the topic because all you're doing is shitting. According to the OP there is no topic therefore I can't be shitting on something that doesn't exist. Also I don't see how I shit on anything, perhaps you could elaborate. If you want me to discuss the nature of her breasts and any sort of social issues related to people and what they think they should look like or how they respond in situations where they are confronted with someone who is more "ideal", then tough luck because I don't actually care. She has small breasts, frankly I don't know what that means because small could be large to me, based on this person's interpretation and I wouldn't even know. Also, why you asked me about what a blog would consist of is odd, but I'll answer in some way I guess. Just about the only thing that blogs seem to retain between each other is a common format and frequent updating, otherwise they can be composed of whatever. They are not exclusively personal, Engadget and Joystiq are examples of news or hobby blogs (mostly news).
There is no actual topic(s) to which the blog has a direction, but it has content and a subject (to which you titled as him bragging about his girlfriend).
Do you always contradict yourself? You're just criticizing the aim of the topic and how it's "bragging" without contributing directly to the topic or the content (than through needless criticism from your skewed perspective).
You're being very critical about a very flexible and completely anecdotal blog-post.
To end, it sounds like you're being offended and easily hurt by something construed as bragging, if that's not your intention than I'm really surprised.
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On February 14 2011 09:10 RageOverdose wrote:
Frankly, despite the fact I don't have a problem with it, maybe it's refreshing to see someone who doesn't really abstract a relationship into ownership, a very good thing indeed, as usually you brag about something you own. So, if you found my interpretation of this blog as a brag blog offensive, then I apologize, I could be reading into it too much instead of considering other reasonable possibilities.
I certainly do not claim any ownership over her, or any credit for her accomplishments.
I have a feeling, being a complete unknown, and a wildcard on TL. That a wide array of the forums users, Torte excluded for some reason, might misunderstand my intentions with the blog.
I would expect 99.9999% of people to not give a fuck about my life. Good or bad.
I'm tempted to create another blog with a bunch of embarrassing facts about myself and my history. Because, as horribly pretentious as this sounds, should i talk about myself and my life now, people would likely presume i'm bragging. Unless i'm narrating a story about how i realised i'm the laziest person in the world, when i jizzed myself in the face.
But if i go back, to the days when things really didn't look so bright. It might make them feel better.
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I'm special O: !!!
Create a blog post when you are comfortable and say what you want. If you check out my blog posts, it's a large diatribe of nothing consisting of day-to-day rants about my cynical view of my peers that I surround myself with alongside the whiny addition of the predicament I put myself in.
In all honesty, just realize two things: people who don't care, won't read. People who do care, will post and people who will hate will make sure you know.
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On February 14 2011 09:30 Torte de Lini wrote:
I'm special O: !!!
Create a blog post when you are comfortable and say what you want. If you check out my blog posts, it's a large diatribe of nothing consisting of day-to-day rants about my cynical view of my peers that I surround myself with alongside the whiny addition of the predicament I put myself in.
In all honesty, just realize two things: people who don't care, won't read. People who do care, will post and people who will hate will make sure you know.
Yes, you are special. (I feel like that is mostly something you say to people wearing helmets on the bus.)
I'll have a look at your blog.
I'm perfectly comfortable with just about everything. As horribly insecure as i was at 12, now i've got more than enough confidence to also make fun of myself. People will hate on me regardless. ^^
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this has turned into an even more interesting blog, ugh
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Pics, or she (they) dont exist!
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On February 14 2011 09:57 DyEnasTy wrote:
Pics, or she (they) dont exist!
EXACTLY WHAT i WAS SAYING
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On February 14 2011 10:02 Torte de Lini wrote:EXACTLY WHAT i WAS SAYING
And so it begins...
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On February 14 2011 10:02 Torte de Lini wrote:EXACTLY WHAT i WAS SAYING
I only have pictures of her. Only ever saw the other chick this once. And i didn't bust out a camera.
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Oh man, your girlfriend has some nice... bones....
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LOL some of the replies here are adorable.
When she says "cheating", she doesn't mean in the fight.
edit: also why would she fight with implants...? couldn't they pop or something if she got hit in the chest?
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Amused and confused. and yes, sexy bones...
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On February 14 2011 09:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
There is no actual topic(s) to which the blog has a direction, but it has content and a subject (to which you titled as him bragging about his girlfriend).
Do you always contradict yourself? You're just criticizing the aim of the topic and how it's "bragging" without contributing directly to the topic or the content (than through needless criticism from your skewed perspective).
You're being very critical about a very flexible and completely anecdotal blog-post.
To end, it sounds like you're being offended and easily hurt by something construed as bragging, if that's not your intention than I'm really surprised.
I don't know how you came to any of those conclusions, it's actually pretty ridiculous, I wasn't criticizing the blog and I'm not offended.
On February 14 2011 08:45 RageOverdose wrote:
Sounds like a brag blog to me.
Mentions how much his GF kicks ass, how she likes sexy underwear, how he got her into anime (and he's the geek here, with a rough and tough GF). Mentions how she's pretty, although he did mention she doesn't have huge breasts.
So, it's not about nothing, it's about his awesome GF, who is indeed awesome (based on this blog/story/thing).
This is the first post I made, to which you claimed I was shitting on this thread with. How that is critical is beyond me, in fact I actually admitted his GF was awesome, to coincide with the fact that I had no issue with it being a brag blog. I usually don't care when people brag, but I was merely defending the claim that this was a brag post, which I have since retracted.
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On February 14 2011 08:51 Blackjack111 wrote:
And as much as the blog is about nothing. Wouldn't it have been even worse, had i written about her studying. Or her visiting her parents and playing with her dogs?
It would have been more interesting if you talked about her playing with your dogs.
When I saw the title of the thread, this was the first thing I thought of.
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all a guy needs is a hand full.
so the question is.... how big are your hands?
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On February 14 2011 13:20 mesohawny wrote:
all a guy needs is a hand full.
so the question is.... how big are your hands?
Not that big. Besides, i prefer a nice firm bee-hind to breast, so i can't say it bothers me.
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On February 14 2011 11:59 Haemonculus wrote:
LOL some of the replies here are adorable.
When she says "cheating", she doesn't mean in the fight.
edit: also why would she fight with implants...? couldn't they pop or something if she got hit in the chest?
There's no proof they're implants. Just an assumption out of jealousy as far as I can tell.
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Your girlfriend seems like a childish moron and a psycho.
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On February 14 2011 16:39 Zim23 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 11:59 Haemonculus wrote:
LOL some of the replies here are adorable.
When she says "cheating", she doesn't mean in the fight.
edit: also why would she fight with implants...? couldn't they pop or something if she got hit in the chest? There's no proof they're implants. Just an assumption out of jealousy as far as I can tell.
Yeah, some girls are very aggressive on these points, basically stating that all girls who are hotter than themselves have gone through surgery/edited with photoshop/wears too much makeup etc. Fact is that there are a lot of girls who have really large natural breasts but these tries to tell themselves that such things can't exist since it would be unfair or something like that.
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Obviously, the followup blog should feature a story of reconciliation and budding friendship.
And pics, don't forget the pics.
Meh, ignore.
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I didn't expect more than like 2 people to actually read it. And if just 1 person found this a mildly amusing waste of time, i'm fine with it. ^^
And seeing Norway behind Liquid'Drone. Reminded me of the story of my Norwegian friends, and their drunken adventures through copenhagen a couple of years back. Which saw them kicked out of an amusementpark and subsequently almost arrested after a tour boat ride... All before noon. A story which would fit nicely within making blogs about nothing. ^^
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Flat chest is a status symbol. Gotta defend it.
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On February 14 2011 21:44 Spike wrote:
Obviously, the followup blog should feature a story of reconciliation and budding friendship.
And pics, don't forget the pics.
Meh, ignore.
Sounds like a picture blog would placate people far more than any text i could ever come up with. ^^
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On February 14 2011 21:57 Fumi wrote:
Flat chest is a status symbol. Gotta defend it.
Hehehe. ^^
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On February 14 2011 10:03 awkwardZone wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2011 10:02 Torte de Lini wrote:On February 14 2011 09:57 DyEnasTy wrote:
Pics, or she (they) dont exist! EXACTLY WHAT i WAS SAYING And so it begins...
DUNNN DUNNN DUNNN!
+ Show Spoiler +haha its a very very thinly veiled girlfriend bragblag.
but
+ Show Spoiler +girlfriend fighting!!! (?)
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On February 14 2011 23:12 6xy wrote:haha its a very very thinly veiled girlfriend bragblag. but + Show Spoiler +girlfriend fighting!!! (?)
It's weird, i really did not consider this random annecdote a brag. I'll take this as a positive though.
If people think i'm bragging about stuff i think is completely ordinary. I might infact actually have something to brag about, should i chose to do so. ^^
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dont mind me, its just a joke. I heard that on SOTG, LiquidTyler was dropped a "wife" brag about taking his wife to uhh texas wine country . i just stole the joke lol
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On February 14 2011 23:51 6xy wrote:
dont mind me, its just a joke. I heard that on SOTG, LiquidTyler was dropped a "wife" brag about taking his wife to uhh texas wine country . i just stole the joke lol
*Note to self. Write blog about taking girlfriend to wine country.*
I'm afraid i couldn't pull it off though. I know nothing about wine, i don't like wine, and the last time i drank white wine (because everything else was gone.) I ended up blacking out, apparently making out with a sofa, nap in a doorway with my pants off. Before snapping out of the blackout as i hit my head on the road, falling off my bike, a block from my house.
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