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My grandma told off justin bieber.

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apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-10 13:30:37
February 10 2011 13:30 GMT
#1
So, as I was sitting in the podiatrists clinics waiting room with my grandma (I don't own a car, and it was -47c with the windchill where i live in canada, so my grandma gave me a ride) waiting until I got my disgustingly infected ingrown toenail removed, which apparently was the worst hes ever seen in his 30 year career. Fun fact.

Anyways, I digress, We were both sitting and reading magazines, because honestly, what does a 19 year old talk to his grandma about in a waiting room in a podiatry clinic? All of a sudden, my grandma looks over to me, taps me on the shoulder and says "what is this person famous for? one time he came into the mall I work, and everyone was making a commotion, no one approached him besides one brave girl, which he told to go away and leave him alone while he shops". I almost shit my pants, I thought to myself quietly thats fucking justin bieber, why would he be in the mall? At first I thought my grandma was fucking with me, she has a sense of humor. I said to her "Grandma, that's justin bieber, hes really famous for being a popstar, hes also from canada". She then preceded to tell me that after he told the young girl to rudely, leave him alone, my grandma walked up to him, and asked why he was such a prick, and to go apologize to the little girl. What the fuck. My grandma told justin bieber he was a prick, to his face. Best.Grandma.Ever.


(I also verified the story, sorta. A few months back he played a show in my city, and made public appearances around my city. That must have been when this happened)



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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
February 10 2011 13:38 GMT
#2
Even celebrities must remember manners IMO. GJ granny!
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mesohawny
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada193 Posts
February 10 2011 13:39 GMT
#3
hate this kid SO much... worst thing to ever come out of Canada, even worse than Nickleback

love you long time
apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
February 10 2011 13:40 GMT
#4
Nickleback should collab with justin bieber. I'd listen.
immortal/roach is pretty good against stalkers
ccHaZaRd
Profile Joined February 2009
Canada1024 Posts
February 10 2011 13:48 GMT
#5
on behalf of canada we apologize for justin beiber
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
February 10 2011 13:48 GMT
#6
lol mad props to your grandma ...
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Selth
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States469 Posts
February 10 2011 13:54 GMT
#7
This is just awesome. So win.
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
February 10 2011 13:56 GMT
#8
Kinda sounds like what my grandma would do. I remember when I was going to elementary school, but there was this big ass dog barking right in front of our house. I was scared as hell, but my grandma walks out there and starts yelling at the dog, and the dog runs away. I love my grandma
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
February 10 2011 14:27 GMT
#9
I've read that Canadian ISPs are planning to enforce some ridiculous download-caps for all their users. Something along the lines of 25gb/month with 2$/gb after that. Seems like a more pressing issue that you guys should riot about
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Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2663 Posts
February 10 2011 14:35 GMT
#10
This blog should be about your infected toe-nail.

Any pics?
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
February 10 2011 14:38 GMT
#11
On February 10 2011 23:35 Flicky wrote:
This blog should be about your infected toe-nail.

Any pics?

You have some strange fetishes, Flicky.
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apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-10 15:01:01
February 10 2011 14:55 GMT
#12
On February 10 2011 23:35 Flicky wrote:
This blog should be about your infected toe-nail.

Any pics?


i already got it removed, but do you want to see how big the ingrown toenail was beneath my bigtoe? the doctor says it was the biggest hes seen in his 40 year career, and was surprised i didnt get blood poisoning eariler from the amount of infection.

edit, all of that was dug into the side of the foot, no joke. i should have kept all the dead flesh and the rest of the toenail, i just kept the biggest piece because i didn't want to seem like one of those people who keep all their toenail clippings and hair in a bag in their closet and shit.


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dcberkeley
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada844 Posts
February 10 2011 15:00 GMT
#13
On February 10 2011 23:27 Emon_ wrote:
I've read that Canadian ISPs are planning to enforce some ridiculous download-caps for all their users. Something along the lines of 25gb/month with 2$/gb after that. Seems like a more pressing issue that you guys should riot about

Why do you make up shit in a thread about something totally different?
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apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
February 10 2011 15:03 GMT
#14
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going to get them re-dressed in like an hour ;-; it hurts so bad i got an oxy script LOL
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thoradycus
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia3262 Posts
February 10 2011 15:18 GMT
#15
Well,what did Justin Bieber say to ur grandma in the end?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
February 10 2011 15:18 GMT
#16
ouch, but LOL way to go grandma~

I also apologize for justin bieber on behalf of canada ;_;
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apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
February 10 2011 15:20 GMT
#17
On February 11 2011 00:18 thoradycus wrote:
Well,what did Justin Bieber say to ur grandma in the end?


No idea. I'll ask her today.
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LRM)TechnicS
Profile Joined May 2008
Bulgaria1565 Posts
February 10 2011 15:38 GMT
#18
LOL A+ Blog
Enjoy the game
apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-10 15:55:19
February 10 2011 15:43 GMT
#19
On February 11 2011 00:38 LRM)TechnicS wrote:
LOL A+ Blog


THANKS. my last blog got closed by hot bid. im trying to redeem myself ;-; i was considering just making a blog and showing off my disgusting toe before and after surgery, but before the surgery yesterday i played too much sc2 and wrote a rage blog about how bad sc2 can be at times. and forgot to take before pics.




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it was almost as bad as that. not trolling. SHITS GRAPHIC.
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Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3368 Posts
February 10 2011 15:44 GMT
#20
Ingrown toenails hurt like a son of a bitch, as soon as those heal enough your back, legs and feet will feel amazingly good.

I want to see Justin Beiber get hit with a waterbottle again...
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
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