So, as I was sitting in the podiatrists clinics waiting room with my grandma (I don't own a car, and it was -47c with the windchill where i live in canada, so my grandma gave me a ride) waiting until I got my disgustingly infected ingrown toenail removed, which apparently was the worst hes ever seen in his 30 year career. Fun fact.
Anyways, I digress, We were both sitting and reading magazines, because honestly, what does a 19 year old talk to his grandma about in a waiting room in a podiatry clinic? All of a sudden, my grandma looks over to me, taps me on the shoulder and says "what is this person famous for? one time he came into the mall I work, and everyone was making a commotion, no one approached him besides one brave girl, which he told to go away and leave him alone while he shops". I almost shit my pants, I thought to myself quietly thats fucking justin bieber, why would he be in the mall? At first I thought my grandma was fucking with me, she has a sense of humor. I said to her "Grandma, that's justin bieber, hes really famous for being a popstar, hes also from canada". She then preceded to tell me that after he told the young girl to rudely, leave him alone, my grandma walked up to him, and asked why he was such a prick, and to go apologize to the little girl. What the fuck. My grandma told justin bieber he was a prick, to his face. Best.Grandma.Ever.
(I also verified the story, sorta. A few months back he played a show in my city, and made public appearances around my city. That must have been when this happened)
Kinda sounds like what my grandma would do. I remember when I was going to elementary school, but there was this big ass dog barking right in front of our house. I was scared as hell, but my grandma walks out there and starts yelling at the dog, and the dog runs away. I love my grandma
I've read that Canadian ISPs are planning to enforce some ridiculous download-caps for all their users. Something along the lines of 25gb/month with 2$/gb after that. Seems like a more pressing issue that you guys should riot about
On February 10 2011 23:35 Flicky wrote: This blog should be about your infected toe-nail.
Any pics?
i already got it removed, but do you want to see how big the ingrown toenail was beneath my bigtoe? the doctor says it was the biggest hes seen in his 40 year career, and was surprised i didnt get blood poisoning eariler from the amount of infection.
edit, all of that was dug into the side of the foot, no joke. i should have kept all the dead flesh and the rest of the toenail, i just kept the biggest piece because i didn't want to seem like one of those people who keep all their toenail clippings and hair in a bag in their closet and shit.
On February 10 2011 23:27 Emon_ wrote: I've read that Canadian ISPs are planning to enforce some ridiculous download-caps for all their users. Something along the lines of 25gb/month with 2$/gb after that. Seems like a more pressing issue that you guys should riot about
Why do you make up shit in a thread about something totally different?
On February 11 2011 00:38 LRM)TechnicS wrote: LOL A+ Blog
THANKS. my last blog got closed by hot bid. im trying to redeem myself ;-; i was considering just making a blog and showing off my disgusting toe before and after surgery, but before the surgery yesterday i played too much sc2 and wrote a rage blog about how bad sc2 can be at times. and forgot to take before pics.
On February 11 2011 00:44 Body_Shield wrote: Ingrown toenails hurt like a son of a bitch, as soon as those heal enough your back, legs and feet will feel amazingly good.
I want to see Justin Beiber get hit with a waterbottle again...
im so excited to be able to walk again and swim (avid swimmer here, cant stay in the water too long or my infected toes would burn so bad). it only got so bad because i have an irrational fear of doctors, so i just coped with fucked up toes for years. yes i am a bitch. ._.
On February 11 2011 00:57 Body_Shield wrote: Your toenails might not grow back in correctly, my one didn't. Probably could stop a bullet though.
Get some polysporin healing paste stuff, and maybe some vitamin E oil (optional, it's expensive). Keep a close eye on the healing process.
i went to a specialist, and he used a material he referred to as "acid" which kills the root of the nail, so it doesnt grow back incorrectly. but ya, i will pay attention, thanks for the advice.
How are we derailing a thread that is about a grandma telling off Justin Bieber? Isn't this our opportunity to rag on the biebs and call him as many insulting names as possible?
On February 11 2011 01:34 Comeh wrote: How are we derailing a thread that is about a grandma telling off Justin Bieber? Isn't this our opportunity to rag on the biebs and call him as many insulting names as possible?
This thread shows that everyone would rather talk about horrible disfiguring toenail growth/removal then Justin Beiber
On February 11 2011 01:34 Comeh wrote: How are we derailing a thread that is about a grandma telling off Justin Bieber? Isn't this our opportunity to rag on the biebs and call him as many insulting names as possible?
Well I lack creativity in names, so I could call him Fuckin Fucker, or something, but then I'm out of idea.
On February 11 2011 01:56 Torte de Lini wrote: haha, baller granny.
Justin Bieber was at my mall a few months back. I wanted to get candy but there were a swarm of young ladies blocking the way. Too much screaming QQ
Haha, I was at a mall a month or so ago and one of the guys from Twilight was there. The place was stupidly packed/noisy omg.
DAYUM ADOLESCENT WOMEN INCAPABLE OF CONTAINING THEIR HORMONAL ADORATION FOR MALES (OR PSEUDO-MALES) WHO PORTRAY OR INCORPORATE AN EMOTIONAL OUTLET VIA SINGING OR OTHER FORMS OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONISM.
HEY LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A SHROOM FOR A HEAD AND THIS HALO-EFFECT OF ME BEING A SWEET AND LOVING GUY TO WOO YOU VIA MY SONGS THAT ARE JUST A PERPETUATION OF CLICHES AND OVERUSED ONE-LINERS
On February 11 2011 00:57 Body_Shield wrote: Your toenails might not grow back in correctly, my one didn't. Probably could stop a bullet though.
Get some polysporin healing paste stuff, and maybe some vitamin E oil (optional, it's expensive). Keep a close eye on the healing process.
i went to a specialist, and he used a material he referred to as "acid" which kills the root of the nail, so it doesnt grow back incorrectly. but ya, i will pay attention, thanks for the advice.
Did your doc use a giant Q-tip with the acid on the end like mine did? Not sure if it was like this for you but the worst part was the numming that neddle hurts so bad, (feels like it was going through my big toe and poking out the other side) I still remeber mine from like 3 years ago. gave me vicodin tho :D.
On February 11 2011 01:56 Torte de Lini wrote: haha, baller granny.
Justin Bieber was at my mall a few months back. I wanted to get candy but there were a swarm of young ladies blocking the way. Too much screaming QQ
Haha, I was at a mall a month or so ago and one of the guys from Twilight was there. The place was stupidly packed/noisy omg.
DAYUM ADOLESCENT WOMEN INCAPABLE OF CONTAINING THEIR HORMONAL ADORATION FOR MALES (OR PSEUDO-MALES) WHO PORTRAY OR INCORPORATE AN EMOTIONAL OUTLET VIA SINGING OR OTHER FORMS OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONISM.
HEY LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A SHROOM FOR A HEAD AND THIS HALO-EFFECT OF ME BEING A SWEET AND LOVING GUY TO WOO YOU VIA MY SONGS THAT ARE JUST A PERPETUATION OF CLICHES AND OVERUSED ONE-LINERS
QQQQQ
Yeah but I'd totally do the same thing if Marco Heitala was at the mall.
On February 11 2011 01:25 Body_Shield wrote: Did you watch while he removed them?
yeah, i watched while he inserted a bunch of huge needles into my foot, then he cut the toenails, and pulled out necrotic dead tissue/parts of nail dug into my toe. it was fucking disgusting. the really bad toe (10214891284129x worse than the other one) wouldn't stop bleeding, so he resorted to squeezing my big toe with his fist for like 10 mins until he was out of breath. he told me to go to my GP to see if i have a blood clotting disorder.
On February 11 2011 02:06 Trotske wrote: Did your doc use a giant Q-tip with the acid on the end like mine did? Not sure if it was like this for you but the worst part was the numming that neddle hurts so bad, (feels like it was going through my big toe and poking out the other side) I still remeber mine from like 3 years ago. gave me vicodin tho :D.
yeah dude, he used the Q-TIP. the numming needle like, almost went to the bone. my doctor was a rank specialist though, apparently hes done like 5,000 of these, so the needle wasn't so bad. and i have a fear of needles. i just got oxy, lucky fuck. vicodin rules hard.
anyways, i just got back from the re-dressing, he poured hydrogen peroxide into the open cuts, and then rubbing alcohol (FUCKING OUCH) and re-dressed it. i have to go back tomorrow for another re-dressing. it looked pretty fucking gruesome though. im going to borrow my girlfriends camera and take pictures tomorrow, i'll update this thread or make a new one to show anyone interested.
p.s i asked my grandma what was biebers reaction, apparently he just got red-faced and walked away. FAG STATUS = TOLD
On February 11 2011 02:41 apalemorning wrote: yeah dude, he used the Q-TIP. the numming needle like, almost went to the bone. my doctor was a rank specialist though, apparently hes done like 5,000 of these,
Oh man, the difference between surgeons and GPs for needles is like night and day. I had a partial nail removal before, done by my GP, the needle hurt like hell.
When the surgeon did it, nothing, no feeling, just a slight pressure from the injection.
On February 11 2011 02:41 apalemorning wrote: yeah dude, he used the Q-TIP. the numming needle like, almost went to the bone. my doctor was a rank specialist though, apparently hes done like 5,000 of these,
Oh man, the difference between surgeons and GPs for needles is like night and day. I had a partial nail removal before, done by my GP, the needle hurt like hell.
When the surgeon did it, nothing, no feeling, just a slight pressure from the injection.
yeah man, the needle was baller, one of them KINDA hurt, but nothing compared to what some of my friends told me about getting a needle from a shitty GP. its annoying though, i have to go back everyday to get the toes re-dressed. but fuck, for 350 dollars im getting my moneys worth.
Ughh I feel for you, I have had my big toe nails removed 3 times on one foot and 2 times on the other. The last time I did this it fixed it completley but it took 3 months to fully heal. When I got it done the nurse walked in and is like "Is that the bone?" just before they cauterized the cut shut. Glad both my toes are fine now.
going to get them re-dressed in like an hour ;-; it hurts so bad i got an oxy script LOL
Damn, this can't be fun at all. Though you do get to miss school and get in some SC2 time right? Also, props to your grandma, she calls em' how she sees them.
To be fair to Beiber, if he's *constantly* swarmed by annoying squealing fans of the wrong gender, he probably gets pretty frustrated. Probably just wanted a break lol.
On February 11 2011 01:56 Torte de Lini wrote: haha, baller granny.
Justin Bieber was at my mall a few months back. I wanted to get candy but there were a swarm of young ladies blocking the way. Too much screaming QQ
Haha, I was at a mall a month or so ago and one of the guys from Twilight was there. The place was stupidly packed/noisy omg.
DAYUM ADOLESCENT WOMEN INCAPABLE OF CONTAINING THEIR HORMONAL ADORATION FOR MALES (OR PSEUDO-MALES) WHO PORTRAY OR INCORPORATE AN EMOTIONAL OUTLET VIA SINGING OR OTHER FORMS OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONISM.
HEY LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A SHROOM FOR A HEAD AND THIS HALO-EFFECT OF ME BEING A SWEET AND LOVING GUY TO WOO YOU VIA MY SONGS THAT ARE JUST A PERPETUATION OF CLICHES AND OVERUSED ONE-LINERS
QQQQQ
Yeah but I'd totally do the same thing if Marco Heitala was at the mall.
At first, I was like, "Who...?" and then I Googled him.
I would like to join you in acting like a crazy fangirl because that guy is awesome. I am ashamed I didn't immediately know the name. Because I should have,
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