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On February 11 2011 00:44 Body_Shield wrote:
Ingrown toenails hurt like a son of a bitch, as soon as those heal enough your back, legs and feet will feel amazingly good.
I want to see Justin Beiber get hit with a waterbottle again...
im so excited to be able to walk again and swim (avid swimmer here, cant stay in the water too long or my infected toes would burn so bad). it only got so bad because i have an irrational fear of doctors, so i just coped with fucked up toes for years. yes i am a bitch. ._.
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For the love of christ please spoiler that shit.
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On February 11 2011 00:49 Salv wrote:
For the love of christ please spoiler that shit.
my bad spoilered ._.
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Your toenails might not grow back in correctly, my one didn't. Probably could stop a bullet though.
Get some polysporin healing paste stuff, and maybe some vitamin E oil (optional, it's expensive). Keep a close eye on the healing process.
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On February 11 2011 00:57 Body_Shield wrote:
Your toenails might not grow back in correctly, my one didn't. Probably could stop a bullet though.
Get some polysporin healing paste stuff, and maybe some vitamin E oil (optional, it's expensive). Keep a close eye on the healing process.
i went to a specialist, and he used a material he referred to as "acid" which kills the root of the nail, so it doesnt grow back incorrectly. but ya, i will pay attention, thanks for the advice.
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how in the bloody hell does one let there toe nails get like that?! fuckin zombie feet
that is AWESOME.
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Did you watch while he removed them?
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How are we derailing a thread that is about a grandma telling off Justin Bieber?
Isn't this our opportunity to rag on the biebs and call him as many insulting names as possible?
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On February 11 2011 01:34 Comeh wrote:
How are we derailing a thread that is about a grandma telling off Justin Bieber?
Isn't this our opportunity to rag on the biebs and call him as many insulting names as possible?
This thread shows that everyone would rather talk about horrible disfiguring toenail growth/removal then Justin Beiber
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On February 11 2011 01:34 Comeh wrote:
How are we derailing a thread that is about a grandma telling off Justin Bieber?
Isn't this our opportunity to rag on the biebs and call him as many insulting names as possible?
Well I lack creativity in names, so I could call him Fuckin Fucker, or something, but then I'm out of idea.
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haha, baller granny.
Justin Bieber was at my mall a few months back. I wanted to get candy but there were a swarm of young ladies blocking the way. Too much screaming QQ
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My Grandma would have probably beat her [YES BIEBER IS A HER] ass.
But still.... YOUR GRANDMA KICKS FREAKING ASS.
+10000000000 to this
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On February 11 2011 01:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
haha, baller granny.
Justin Bieber was at my mall a few months back. I wanted to get candy but there were a swarm of young ladies blocking the way. Too much screaming QQ
Haha, I was at a mall a month or so ago and one of the guys from Twilight was there. The place was stupidly packed/noisy omg.
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On February 11 2011 01:57 Haemonculus wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2011 01:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
haha, baller granny.
Justin Bieber was at my mall a few months back. I wanted to get candy but there were a swarm of young ladies blocking the way. Too much screaming QQ Haha, I was at a mall a month or so ago and one of the guys from Twilight was there. The place was stupidly packed/noisy omg.
DAYUM ADOLESCENT WOMEN INCAPABLE OF CONTAINING THEIR HORMONAL ADORATION FOR MALES (OR PSEUDO-MALES) WHO PORTRAY OR INCORPORATE AN EMOTIONAL OUTLET VIA SINGING OR OTHER FORMS OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONISM.
HEY LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A SHROOM FOR A HEAD AND THIS HALO-EFFECT OF ME BEING A SWEET AND LOVING GUY TO WOO YOU VIA MY SONGS THAT ARE JUST A PERPETUATION OF CLICHES AND OVERUSED ONE-LINERS
QQQQQ
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On February 11 2011 01:20 apalemorning wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2011 00:57 Body_Shield wrote:
Your toenails might not grow back in correctly, my one didn't. Probably could stop a bullet though.
Get some polysporin healing paste stuff, and maybe some vitamin E oil (optional, it's expensive). Keep a close eye on the healing process. i went to a specialist, and he used a material he referred to as "acid" which kills the root of the nail, so it doesnt grow back incorrectly. but ya, i will pay attention, thanks for the advice.
Did your doc use a giant Q-tip with the acid on the end like mine did? Not sure if it was like this for you but the worst part was the numming that neddle hurts so bad, (feels like it was going through my big toe and poking out the other side) I still remeber mine from like 3 years ago. gave me vicodin tho :D.
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On February 11 2011 02:01 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2011 01:57 Haemonculus wrote:On February 11 2011 01:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
haha, baller granny.
Justin Bieber was at my mall a few months back. I wanted to get candy but there were a swarm of young ladies blocking the way. Too much screaming QQ Haha, I was at a mall a month or so ago and one of the guys from Twilight was there. The place was stupidly packed/noisy omg. DAYUM ADOLESCENT WOMEN INCAPABLE OF CONTAINING THEIR HORMONAL ADORATION FOR MALES (OR PSEUDO-MALES) WHO PORTRAY OR INCORPORATE AN EMOTIONAL OUTLET VIA SINGING OR OTHER FORMS OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONISM. HEY LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A SHROOM FOR A HEAD AND THIS HALO-EFFECT OF ME BEING A SWEET AND LOVING GUY TO WOO YOU VIA MY SONGS THAT ARE JUST A PERPETUATION OF CLICHES AND OVERUSED ONE-LINERS QQQQQ
Yeah but I'd totally do the same thing if Marco Heitala was at the mall.
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On February 11 2011 01:25 Body_Shield wrote:
Did you watch while he removed them?
yeah, i watched while he inserted a bunch of huge needles into my foot, then he cut the toenails, and pulled out necrotic dead tissue/parts of nail dug into my toe. it was fucking disgusting. the really bad toe (10214891284129x worse than the other one) wouldn't stop bleeding, so he resorted to squeezing my big toe with his fist for like 10 mins until he was out of breath. he told me to go to my GP to see if i have a blood clotting disorder.
On February 11 2011 02:06 Trotske wrote:
Did your doc use a giant Q-tip with the acid on the end like mine did? Not sure if it was like this for you but the worst part was the numming that neddle hurts so bad, (feels like it was going through my big toe and poking out the other side) I still remeber mine from like 3 years ago. gave me vicodin tho :D.
yeah dude, he used the Q-TIP. the numming needle like, almost went to the bone. my doctor was a rank specialist though, apparently hes done like 5,000 of these, so the needle wasn't so bad. and i have a fear of needles. i just got oxy, lucky fuck. vicodin rules hard.
anyways, i just got back from the re-dressing, he poured hydrogen peroxide into the open cuts, and then rubbing alcohol (FUCKING OUCH) and re-dressed it. i have to go back tomorrow for another re-dressing. it looked pretty fucking gruesome though. im going to borrow my girlfriends camera and take pictures tomorrow, i'll update this thread or make a new one to show anyone interested.
p.s i asked my grandma what was biebers reaction, apparently he just got red-faced and walked away. FAG STATUS = TOLD
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your grandma sounds pretty cool.
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why the hate for the bieber?
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[On February 11 2011 02:41 apalemorning wrote:
yeah dude, he used the Q-TIP. the numming needle like, almost went to the bone. my doctor was a rank specialist though, apparently hes done like 5,000 of these,
Oh man, the difference between surgeons and GPs for needles is like night and day. I had a partial nail removal before, done by my GP, the needle hurt like hell.
When the surgeon did it, nothing, no feeling, just a slight pressure from the injection.
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