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bearbuddy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3442 Posts
November 23 2010 21:25 GMT
#41
I was convinced by my friend to play four loko beer pong...

Never again >__<
DoXa
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Switzerland1448 Posts
November 23 2010 21:29 GMT
#42
never heard of this stuff, but why the hell would people drink this if it tastes bad? is alcohol so expensive in the US? and i think this will cause more people to drive drunk because of the caffeine they think they can drive even if they can't.

happy to have good ol cheap tasty beer and wine and....
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 21:33:06
November 23 2010 21:31 GMT
#43
On November 24 2010 06:16 Reikobi wrote:
LOCO FOR THEM LOKOS!!!

Seriously though, these things are disgusting. None of their flavors do a good job of masking the awful malt liquor taste that lingers in your mouth. There are so many better options if your goal is to pregame. Just take two or three shots to get started; it's not a more expensive option by any significant margin, and a lot less painful. Four Lokos rank among the worst alcoholic beverages I've ever tasted, but at least they're better than Jungle Joose. Ugh...

But they shouldn't be banned. Cmon guys, don't try Prohibition again. It doesn't work. Next thing you know they'll outlaw Jagerbombs. You're cool as long as the officer doesn't see you dropping a shot glass into your cup of Red Bull.

JAGERBOMBS JAGERBOMBS JAGERBOMBS

Everyone is right, they taste terrible. But I am a Four Loko aficionado and I will tell you the basics of my experience.

1) You buy the drink, thinking "tonight is going to be wild!"
2) You open it up in the comfort of whatever your pregame abode is
3) You sit there looking at it, thinking "man that doesn't sound good right now.
4) The first couple of sips ... disgusting. You feel a little sick when you've had about a tenth of it.
5) After half, you start feeling a little tipsy and it's a little more tolerable.
6) You can kill the rest easily because you're drunk at this point. And energetic. Nothing sounds better than hitting the club / parties and raging.
7) You go out, keep drinking. You feel a little buzzed but are also hammered. You talk to everyone, some cigarettes might help to keep it going for a while longer.
8) You dance the night away like a damn fool but have fun.
9) You review your mental inventory of all the girls you've seen/talked to that night and decide which is the best compromise of attractiveness / easiness etc. Try your best and if you fuck up just go home with your bros. But you probably won't fuck up because of the auspicious and amazing beginning to your night that makes everything else awesome.
10) Reflect the next day on how shitty you feel (hopefully you at least took some ibuprofen) but acknowledge you'll do it again, at least until exams or in my case, road bike racing season starts. (Riding 100km is a great way to kill the hangover).

Not bad at all.

On November 24 2010 06:29 DoXa wrote:
never heard of this stuff, but why the hell would people drink this if it tastes bad? is alcohol so expensive in the US? and i think this will cause more people to drive drunk because of the caffeine they think they can drive even if they can't.

happy to have good ol cheap tasty beer and wine and....


I think alcohol is acceptably priced, but a $4 shot at a bar or a $5 mixed drink, or even a $1 draft special is less efficient than a $2 drink equivalent to 6 light beers and a cup of coffee. Even for a college student, that is about 10 or 15 minutes worth of paid wage labor.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
November 23 2010 21:34 GMT
#44
it's 12% so that's 3 beers not 6 beers but yeah what you're saying is still true
You can't fight the feeling.
jeebuzzx
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada365 Posts
November 23 2010 21:34 GMT
#45
with a name like 4 locos who can you go wrong
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
November 23 2010 21:49 GMT
#46
On November 24 2010 02:23 lokiM wrote:
Every1 loves these, they taste very good

I can only assume you mean this in the most sarcastic manner possible.
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
November 23 2010 21:52 GMT
#47
On November 24 2010 06:49 tree.hugger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2010 02:23 lokiM wrote:
Every1 loves these, they taste very good

I can only assume you mean this in the most sarcastic manner possible.


they're all good except lemonade ewwwwwwwwwww

grape POW'R!!!
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Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 23 2010 22:12 GMT
#48
Seriously though, why is this being banned? They've had alcoholic energy drinks around for years now. Jooze is one, Sparks is another and none of those made as much hype as this... All this hype though is making me want some, might go check it out for my bday. I've had jooze which is the same premise. Since when did America start getting rid of temptations instead of teaching kids not to over do it? But yah, I can get drunk for 250 and wasted for 5. It's a good fucking deal!
rift
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
1819 Posts
November 23 2010 22:47 GMT
#49
it tastes like nail polish remover infused with flavored redbull, i was out of breath and couldn't sleep for a good 5 hours, but it got me fucked up after 1.5 cans
Danzepol
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States211 Posts
November 23 2010 22:49 GMT
#50
hey guys, after checking this blog, check mine out, its a blog basically on the subject, thanks



p.s. ty loki for posting this here.
in a fox with a box
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 22:52:16
November 23 2010 22:51 GMT
#51
To anyone that thinks these taste like shit, I have two words for you: Mad Dog
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Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 23:20:31
November 23 2010 23:09 GMT
#52
On November 24 2010 06:34 lokiM wrote:
it's 12% so that's 3 beers not 6 beers but yeah what you're saying is still true

No the point is it's 12%, while a regular light beer is around 5% or slightly under. And a regular beer can is 12oz. while a Four Loko is 24oz. So if we estimate a shitty light beer to be 4%, then it's exactly six light beers.

Edit: Even if you consider a beer to be 6% which is around average for cheap beer it's 4.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
VonLego
Profile Joined June 2010
United States519 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 23:25:36
November 23 2010 23:15 GMT
#53
Some stupid 19 year olds "didn't know" there was alcohol in them and ended up in the hospital... now this? Obviously you can tell you're ingesting alcohol long before the "oh my gawd I'm dieing from alcohol poisoning" moment.

Listening to the speaker at the courthouse was ridiculous and made me rage... here is essentially what she said.

"These thing have as much caffeine as five sodas and the alcohol of five beers! I can't drink 5 sodas or 5 beers so it should be banned!"

Who the hell cares what you can drink lady. The caffeine of five sodas would hardly faze me (hello 1.5 cups of coffee anyone?) and five "beers" she is talking about is five crappy cans of 3.5% junk which I'm pretty sure anyone who enjoys alcohol could do no problem.

That being said I probably drink once a week on average in a low amount. I do not drink cheap beer and I do not drink 4loco -- I love me my good old german beers... which have about as much alcohol in them as a 4loco.

Hell yeeeeah

[image loading]

banning these things is as dumb as banning high alcohol content malt liquors and energy drinks. I don't like either one, but who the frick cares if you drink 4 shots of some crummy grain alcohol or 6 shots of vodka. I'll drink an occasional energy drink, but they're not my thing.

That seems to be the argument folks use against 4loco. "I don't like it/can't drink it so it should be banned." Elitist political snobs.
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
November 23 2010 23:19 GMT
#54
On November 24 2010 03:56 Ipp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2010 03:16 sob3k wrote:
They are removing the caffeine and still selling them.

Hey

Hey guys

Listen

I wonder what would happen if you drank one of the new Four Lokos...

and then

guys, get this

ALSO drank an energy drink...

Mind=Blown


It's not the drink, it is the bad parenting - If alcohol is a huge no-no kids are going to drink, and if they get in trouble because they have it; they will finish whatever bottle they get their hands on to get rid of the evidence. A lot of people start drinking responsibly after they get over the fact of being able to buy alcohol.

I agree it is the "parenting" but even if alcohol is yes-yes by the parents, which some are, it still causes problems by being too lenient. I hate seeing these goddamn cans littered everywhere though, glad to see it will stop for a few weeks at least..
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 23:27:40
November 23 2010 23:24 GMT
#55
On November 24 2010 08:19 Terrakin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2010 03:56 Ipp wrote:
On November 24 2010 03:16 sob3k wrote:
They are removing the caffeine and still selling them.

Hey

Hey guys

Listen

I wonder what would happen if you drank one of the new Four Lokos...

and then

guys, get this

ALSO drank an energy drink...

Mind=Blown


It's not the drink, it is the bad parenting - If alcohol is a huge no-no kids are going to drink, and if they get in trouble because they have it; they will finish whatever bottle they get their hands on to get rid of the evidence. A lot of people start drinking responsibly after they get over the fact of being able to buy alcohol.

I agree it is the "parenting" but even if alcohol is yes-yes by the parents, which some are, it still causes problems by being too lenient. I hate seeing these goddamn cans littered everywhere though, glad to see it will stop for a few weeks at least..

I don't know where you live but I see much less Four Loko litter than beer can litter, in fact like less than 1% of it is Loko cans, but it doesn't matter because hobos bag them all to get a little cash.
On November 24 2010 08:15 VonLego wrote:
Some stupid 19 year olds "didn't know" there was alcohol in them and ended up in the hospital... now this? Obviously you can tell you're ingesting alcohol long before the "oh my gawd I'm dieing from alcohol poisoning" moment.

Listening to the speaker at the courthouse was ridiculous and made me rage... here is essentially what she said.

"These thing have as much caffeine as five sodas and the alcohol of five beers! I can't drink 5 sodas or 5 beers so it should be banned!"

Who the hell cares what you can drink lady. The caffeine of five sodas would hardly faze me (hello 1.5 cups of coffee anyone?) and five "beers" she is talking about is five crappy cans of 3.5% junk which I'm pretty sure anyone who enjoys alcohol could do no problem.

That being said I probably drink once a week on average in a low amount. I do not drink cheap beer and I do not drink 4loco -- I love me my good old german beers... which have about as much alcohol in them as a 4loco.

Hell yeeeeah

[image loading]

Yes the old people who are making these decisions are horrific and degenerate excuses for human beings. I don't know how you can get into a position in life where you just make absurd rulings that affect the entire populace when you literally don't know jack shit about the issue.

But I guess it's the populace who is responsible for voting in these insufferable douche bags. The sort of people who hold elected office in America sicken me, but I guess they're from the ranks of people whose decision making skills and logical reasoning ability would also sicken me.

Edit: Yes it's like 5~6 or so light beers, tastes horrible, and has an extremely tolerable amount of caffeine. And I believe every case brought against the company is because parents or kids who drink it think it's exploitable because they can take advantage of the prevailing "don't let anyone sell anything that has any potential to hurt people if it's also fun and popular."

So the courts and executives of the FBA buy into it. And the people who fucked up drinking too much get tons of media attention, perhaps money (I haven't read into it), and the FDA declares it to be unsafe and a threat to the populace. Bullshit.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
VonLego
Profile Joined June 2010
United States519 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-23 23:27:41
November 23 2010 23:26 GMT
#56
Preach it brother.

I'm not a fan of the "politician by career choice" thing we have going on, but a tanget would be pretty rude to the OP and thread as a whole.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
November 23 2010 23:29 GMT
#57
On November 24 2010 06:29 DoXa wrote:
never heard of this stuff, but why the hell would people drink this if it tastes bad? is alcohol so expensive in the US? and i think this will cause more people to drive drunk because of the caffeine they think they can drive even if they can't.

happy to have good ol cheap tasty beer and wine and....

did you even read the blog? 1 of the main reasons why peopel buy it is because it's cheap
You can't fight the feeling.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
November 23 2010 23:33 GMT
#58
On November 24 2010 08:26 VonLego wrote:
Preach it brother.

I'm not a fan of the "politician by career choice" thing we have going on, but a tanget would be pretty rude to the OP and thread as a whole.

Haha yeah. It's slightly on topic I guess... I will say German beer is good but I myself am a fan of the Belgian beers.

I enjoy them a lot, but if I drank the same amount of alcohol strictly from Hoegaarden and Grey Goose I would be out of a home and education. Four Loko is so goddamn cheap it's ridiculous.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
November 24 2010 00:48 GMT
#59
Holy hell I did not realize Four Lokos is THAT DAMN POPULAR. It sucks right? As far as I know here they will still sell it, without the caffeine. I've been stocking up on it lately, especially the orange blend. Mmm.

Heh I read that some of you won't drink just fruit punch, before the orange blend for me it was the opposite... I guess I just like bitter shit.
XK ßubonic
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
November 24 2010 00:52 GMT
#60
On November 24 2010 06:25 bearbuddy wrote:
I was convinced by my friend to play four loko beer pong...

Never again >__<


LOL oh shit. I've played pong with strong shit but lokos, that can't be good for you, especially if you have a bad heart.

before 4L I used to drink Joose. Have yall have that? Better taste in some, but slightly weaker in %.

XK ßubonic
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