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PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-21 08:48:06
November 20 2010 14:09 GMT
#1
WARNING: sad and somewhat disturbing content below

http://www.leparisien.fr/yvelines-78/thoiry-deux-chiens-errants-tuent-21-daims-de-la-reserve-animaliere-20-11-2010-1158975.php


So my 2 (out of 3) dogs decided they like leaving the house, we do as much as we can to stop them, putting electric collars (like barking = shock ones except with a perimeter) to stop them from going out.

Unfortunately the little fuckers didnt let that stop them. This morning, my mom gets a call from the zoo in the neighbouring town. The dogs have been caught by the gendarmes (cops) because they broke in to the zoo and fucking killed 37 deers (not really deers but a similar animal) in 2 fucking days!

When the zookeepers tried to catch the little idiots (well...little...not really) they ran off, the male (a kind of German Shepherd + mix dog) was caught but the female was fucking trampled by buffalos....buffalos? anyways, the cops and the zoo have demanded that the male be put down and the female has to be, otherwise its just a long and painful death which is pointless. Of course when faced with 37 fucking deers killed we have no choice but to cave to the cops. So now we've lost 2 dogs, we probly have some fucking huge fine to pay to the cops AND we have to pay the zoo for the dead animals.

I thank god that our 3rd dog (a swiss shepherd dog) is always with us and never leaves the property (my house was once a farm...pretty big plot of land)

the worst part is that if it wasnt for that dumb female then the other one would never have left the property. and if it wasn't for the male, the female wouldn't have started killing animals.

This is pointless...I'm gonna put a warning (sad and somewhat disturbing content) at the top. Sorry TL, i just wanted to vent, hope that's ok

EDIT: the shock collars are not a continuous shock once the dogs leave the property, that doesnt exist. Normally it shocks the dog once when they get near the edge so they turn back.

Also, thanks for people saying they're sorry, thats kind.

EDIT #2: I'm not going to edit the message cuz it'll confuse people, but i was misinformed, the number of deers they killed was actually 21....which doesnt make it any better, just slighty more understandable


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Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
November 20 2010 14:15 GMT
#2
That is so odd. If it wasn't on TL I probably wouldn't believe it.

And I am sorry for you dogs, it is sad to lose a thing that you are so used to having around.
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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
November 20 2010 14:15 GMT
#3
37 deers?

37? Really?

I'm not even sure how a dog would go about killing one deer.
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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
November 20 2010 14:17 GMT
#4
that sucks! dogs are stupid. Cats require much less attention and get into much less trouble.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
November 20 2010 14:17 GMT
#5
so, after both of the dogs ate 37 deers, the female got ran over by buffalos
You can't fight the feeling.
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
November 20 2010 14:18 GMT
#6
On November 20 2010 23:15 RaGe wrote:
37 deers?

37? Really?

I'm not even sure how a dog would go about killing one deer.


I KNOW! wtf? i can understand them killing ONE deer! ONE! but fucking 37!? why the hell would they even kill 37!? seems like i had 2 serial killer dogs and i didnt even know them.

should have named them Dexter and Hannibal Lecter ffs.
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Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
November 20 2010 14:18 GMT
#7
On November 20 2010 23:15 RaGe wrote:
37 deers?

37? Really?

I'm not even sure how a dog would go about killing one deer.

Well, there were two dogs and he said some type of small (dog-sized perhaps) deer.

Is there a news report on this? Seems like something the media would cover.
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
November 20 2010 14:18 GMT
#8
On November 20 2010 23:17 lokiM wrote:
so, after both of the dogs ate 37 deers, the female got ran over by buffalos


it IS a zoo after all, and they didnt eat 37 deers, they killed 37 deers. they probly ate like one
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
November 20 2010 14:20 GMT
#9
On November 20 2010 23:18 Count9 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2010 23:15 RaGe wrote:
37 deers?

37? Really?

I'm not even sure how a dog would go about killing one deer.

Well, there were two dogs and he said some type of small (dog-sized perhaps) deer.

Is there a news report on this? Seems like something the media would cover.


it just happened today, there might be a news report..i have no clue. and yes its a daim in french and its smaller than a deer. I don't know the name in english, sorry guys
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Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
November 20 2010 14:23 GMT
#10
Wait so if they just keep running and don't understand where the shock is coming from they'll keep getting shocked? No wonder they flipped and started killing shit. I don't wanna come off as harsh because your situation sucks but I've gotta think properly training them, getting an outside cage or fence or whatever would've prevented this ez. Of course that's in hindsight. Either way, losing a pet(s) always sucks regardless of circumstances, so I'm sorry.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
November 20 2010 14:24 GMT
#11
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallow_Deer
You can't fight the feeling.
Almeisan
Profile Joined November 2010
50 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-20 14:32:10
November 20 2010 14:25 GMT
#12
Dogs are Canis lupus species. Canis lupus evolved to kill.

Shepherd dogs were bred to herd and guard sheep out of this species bred to kill. They are selected for strength and speed. They were not selected for timidness or for being a companion dog.

Almost no large dog was bred as a companion dog. Most are either for hunting or guarding or other similar tasks. These dogs have a lot of genes that make them kill no matter how nice they can act.


I hate it when I cycle/walk through the countryside and every once in a while a farm has this fence around it with a dog going absolutely batshit insane because it sees me and the territorial/guarding genes pump it full with adrenaline and make it go crazy. Ooh I wish there wasn't a fence and the poor dog would come at me so I can punish the stupidity.

But dogs aren't to blame. Human breeding programs are.


And yeah how is a dog going to figure out what it has to do to make those annoying shocks stop? Makes no sense. Didn't understand how it would work at first, but that is insane. So these dogs go crazy at being shocked and they run many kilometers. How the hell is the shocking ever going to stop?
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
November 20 2010 14:27 GMT
#13
Agree with adeny they probably went beserk because of the shocks if thats how it works.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
November 20 2010 14:37 GMT
#14
sorry for your loss, but i lol'ed at your blog. it sounds so ridiculous.
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Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
November 20 2010 14:44 GMT
#15
Same as caelym except with more of a "Wtf?" reaction. 37 deers, what on earth....

TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
November 20 2010 14:49 GMT
#16
holy shit 37?

jesus christ haha, thats pretty fucked up

sorry about your dogs man.

Did they eat the deer? or just like pleasure killing?

wtf 37 REALLY?
Bloodash
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands1384 Posts
November 20 2010 14:58 GMT
#17
This would be an awsome dog whisperer episode

sorry for your loss tough... 37... holy hell :/
I'll bite this hand that feeds me, and take it for my own!
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
November 20 2010 14:59 GMT
#18
Hahahahahaha, rural France! xD

What would Gaspard08 do?
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
November 20 2010 15:02 GMT
#19
Dogs get out where I live and kill farm animals from time to time. Some guy's dog killed like a hundred ducks in an evening once.

How'd they break into a zoo though. I would have thought it would be as hard for an animal to get in as for the other ones in there to get out.
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50602 Posts
November 20 2010 15:05 GMT
#20
What The Fuck? 37 Deers?

Stupid fucking killer dogs........you should have called them jangbi and stork(or hannibal and Dexter).......storming the shit out of those deers
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