Hey Geoff. You don't know me, but I certainly know who you are. You've always been my Starcraft hero, ever since that first replay of you I got my hands on. You're the reason I got into the whole SC scene. At first, it was just admiration, but it's slowly grown into something more. I wish I could say it was love at first replay, but, you were too much of a man for me. How can I help it when I think you're funny when you're mad, tryin' hard not to smile but I feel bad. I'm in love with you Geoff. I love you. The way you control your zealots makes me tingle inside. I can't help but seeing your face on the minimap whenever I watch replays. People say Nick is the most handsome person in EG. I'll admit it, Tasteless is a sexy beast. But you, you're more. You're iNcontroL, the biggest, baddest, lovliest bear. EG forever, iNcontroL forever. I followed your every step during MLG Raleigh. You probably didn't notice me, I was quite careful. The way your hands moved over the keyboard, ah! so amazing, you are. You beautiful, beautiful man.
Here, look. I drew a picture of me and you.
Do you like it? I hope you do. Cause I like you.
I also have a song I'd like you to listen to, here it is:
You're the Stork to my Bisu, my Tossgirl, my marine to my marauder, my Suzie to my Nick. I just want to say thank you. Thank you very much, and everyone else who has contributed to eSports the way you have. Thank you for being - my show of a lifetime. If you and your sweet girlfriend ever break up, you know you'll always have a shoulder to cry on. GR, I'll love you forever. My sweet sweet bear.
I believe you're incorrect. That's my face, which you have painted over in mspaint (that's really me in the picture). I am sure you're pretty jealous that I am shaking Geoff's hand
On September 27 2010 08:56 Colbi wrote: I believe you're incorrect. That's my face, which you have painted over in mspaint (that's really me in the picture). I am sure you're pretty jealous that I am shaking Geoff's hand
Yes I'm sorry Colbi. As Geoff's dear friend and teammate I hope it won't bother you too much as you get to see him and talk to him on a more solid basis than I. If you were offended, I apologize. EG FOREVER.
On September 27 2010 08:56 Colbi wrote: I believe you're incorrect. That's my face, which you have painted over in mspaint (that's really me in the picture). I am sure you're pretty jealous that I am shaking Geoff's hand
Yes I'm sorry Colbi. As Geoff's dear friend and teammate I hope it won't bother you too much as you get to see him and talk to him on a more solid basis than I. If you were offended, I apologize. EG FOREVER.
On September 27 2010 11:13 madnessman wrote: This reminds me of the time someone found some gay community talking about Inc. Kind of creepy but still hella funny.
On September 27 2010 11:13 madnessman wrote: This reminds me of the time someone found some gay community talking about Inc. Kind of creepy but still hella funny.
On September 27 2010 11:13 madnessman wrote: This reminds me of the time someone found some gay community talking about Inc. Kind of creepy but still hella funny.
On a more serious note, I think incontrol should cast more (as far as I know he only did a couple showmatches). He's way better than the regular "casters".
Ahahaha does anyone remember when a thread like this was done for Testie? The OP of that thread admired him so much... and then when he got a chance to meet Testie, he was given the cold shoulder and Testie walked off. In the thread, he just made it seem like a serial killer note and was going to gun down a school. Sort of like that Stan song by Eminem. So epic.
On September 28 2010 00:27 Comeh wrote: This would be insanely creepy if it were about anyone but iNcontroL. But I think we all have a man crush on him, so oh well.
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I appreciate your support.
