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So Today I was Hitting it off with this Girl...

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AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
September 24 2010 06:39 GMT
#1
I stand a staggering five feet seven and one half inches high. I weigh in at a fantastic 130 pounds. I sport stunning plastic framed glasses. And I am turning twenty four years old next month but often get mistaken for an eighteen year old. I am pure eye-candy to say the least. So now that you may have a beautiful and accurate image of me in your head I can proceed with my story. Yes, this is a story.

I've been thinking a good amount lately about my lack of success with females. The onces I get don't last, the ones that like me I do not like, and the ones that I like don't like me. This lead me to question how certain guys, not even the gorgeous ones, tend to always get the chicks. I started thinking about the idea of being an ALPHA MALE. Without getting in to it that much, I believe there is truth
in being confident and all that stuff, so I wanted to try this out. Thus I put on my confident face and headed to work.

There is a girl that works where I do, but I do not work with her. This girl happens to be very cute and friendly. A hello here and a question there is about all the interaction I have with her. But today was different. Today I was confident. Today I was an alpha male.

Alpha males always use their strengths to their advantage. I just so happen to be a good Connect Four player. I found a game of Connect Four where I work. This might be destiny. I mustered up the courage to challenge her to a few games after her shift was over. She accepted and stated she can never refuse a challenge. This was just what I wanted to hear.

As we headed to the room where the game was, I focused my irresistible charm on her and got her laughing and things seemed comfortable. She won game one. I asked her about how long she had been working there. I won game two. I asked her if she was going to school. Most people are in college where I work. She told me yes, she went to school. I won game three. I asked her where she went to school. It turned out she went to the high school I graduated from in 2005. I grew sad on the inside. I won game four. I asked her what grade was she in. She replied that she was in tenth grade. I felt like I had committed a sin just by thinking she was attractive and luring her to the Connect Four room. Then her mom texted her and was waiting outside to give her a ride home, being that it was 9:45 pm on a school night.

I always try to look at the positive side of things. It will at the very least be a good story to tell people. Also, she told me if I won she would give me a cookie from the concession stand she works at. So here is the story and I am still waiting for my cookie.


****
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 06:45:46
September 24 2010 06:44 GMT
#2
how could you not tell that she was EIGHT years younger than you?
just work your way up like one year at a time
also
On September 24 2010 15:39 AirbladeOrange wrote:
I just so happen to be a good Connect Four player.

She won game one.

wtf
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LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
September 24 2010 06:56 GMT
#3
Lol bad beat
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Evil_Monkey_
Profile Joined May 2003
Denmark296 Posts
September 24 2010 06:56 GMT
#4
You should tell your story to some nice women and hope for some sympathy sex, it's the best kind.
........
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
September 24 2010 06:57 GMT
#5
yeah dude come on, how can we buy this story. Theres a method to connect 4, a "good" player will win 100% vs a random scrub
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AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
September 24 2010 07:01 GMT
#6
I thought mistaking girls in high school for being in their early 20s was common. And I'm not amazing at C4 but I have played a good amount, but I never wanted to read that guy who wrote his thesis on how to always win at it. That would make it not fun. I'm surprised this story can sound unbelievable.
ProTech_MediC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States498 Posts
September 24 2010 07:06 GMT
#7
Summary:

This is a story about a confident, stunning alpha male with irresistible charm who played boardgames with some girl and won a free cookie at the concession stand.
MC Fighting!~
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 07:12:01
September 24 2010 07:11 GMT
#8
On September 24 2010 15:44 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
She won game one.

wtf


You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 24 2010 07:12 GMT
#9
A real alpha male would've shoved the Connect4 off the table and ravaged her right there (after getting her to sign a permission slip.)
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
September 24 2010 07:15 GMT
#10
On September 24 2010 15:56 LosingID8 wrote:
Lol bad beat


I swear this is exactly what I was thinking hahaha
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 24 2010 07:18 GMT
#11
On September 24 2010 16:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2010 15:44 mOnion wrote:
She won game one.

wtf


You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^


whut???

i never knew this
please teach me the ways of the sex
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seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9768 Posts
September 24 2010 07:26 GMT
#12
On September 24 2010 16:18 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2010 16:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On September 24 2010 15:44 mOnion wrote:
She won game one.

wtf


You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^


whut???

i never knew this
please teach me the ways of the sex

how do you not know this lol

its like hustling someone, except the stakes arent measured in cash.

connect four is solved, isnt it? so pointless...

then again checkers is solved too and people still play that
boomer hands
TommyGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States142 Posts
September 24 2010 07:31 GMT
#13
do you work at a daycare or something?? hahha
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50389 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 07:42:15
September 24 2010 07:40 GMT
#14
On September 24 2010 16:18 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2010 16:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On September 24 2010 15:44 mOnion wrote:
She won game one.

wtf


You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^


whut???

i never knew this
please teach me the ways of the sex


how could you not know this....its called luring the bait.

On September 24 2010 16:06 ProTech_MediC wrote:
Summary:

This is a story about a confident, stunning alpha male with irresistible charm who played boardgames with some girl and won a free cookie at the concession stand.


he atleast had a good intro.

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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 08:23:28
September 24 2010 08:11 GMT
#15
On September 24 2010 15:39 AirbladeOrange wrote:
I am turning twenty four years old next month

She replied that she was in tenth grade.

Fuck I'm tired. Must be reading this wrong.
God Bless
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
September 24 2010 08:12 GMT
#16
I don't know what to think.
Interesting read, though
Ixas
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
930 Posts
September 24 2010 08:24 GMT
#17
Damned i thought it was serious till it reached the grade 10 part
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
September 24 2010 08:41 GMT
#18
I'm not sure how you wouldn't be able to tell... I mean... usually there's some signs... like she talks about how sesame street is the bee's knees.

But seriously, you shouldn't let this get you down... you know the formulae just apply it to an older chick.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 24 2010 08:43 GMT
#19
On September 24 2010 17:41 meeple wrote:
I'm not sure how you wouldn't be able to tell... I mean... usually there's some signs... like she talks about how sesame street is the bee's knees.

But seriously, you shouldn't let this get you down... you know the formulae just apply it to an older chick.

Or likewise when you say "bee's knees", she'd automatically know you're approaching 30.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 24 2010 08:44 GMT
#20
everybody makes mistakes. even if theyre 10th graders in high school lol
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
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