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I stand a staggering five feet seven and one half inches high. I weigh in at a fantastic 130 pounds. I sport stunning plastic framed glasses. And I am turning twenty four years old next month but often get mistaken for an eighteen year old. I am pure eye-candy to say the least. So now that you may have a beautiful and accurate image of me in your head I can proceed with my story. Yes, this is a story.
I've been thinking a good amount lately about my lack of success with females. The onces I get don't last, the ones that like me I do not like, and the ones that I like don't like me. This lead me to question how certain guys, not even the gorgeous ones, tend to always get the chicks. I started thinking about the idea of being an ALPHA MALE. Without getting in to it that much, I believe there is truth
in being confident and all that stuff, so I wanted to try this out. Thus I put on my confident face and headed to work.
There is a girl that works where I do, but I do not work with her. This girl happens to be very cute and friendly. A hello here and a question there is about all the interaction I have with her. But today was different. Today I was confident. Today I was an alpha male.
Alpha males always use their strengths to their advantage. I just so happen to be a good Connect Four player. I found a game of Connect Four where I work. This might be destiny. I mustered up the courage to challenge her to a few games after her shift was over. She accepted and stated she can never refuse a challenge. This was just what I wanted to hear.
As we headed to the room where the game was, I focused my irresistible charm on her and got her laughing and things seemed comfortable. She won game one. I asked her about how long she had been working there. I won game two. I asked her if she was going to school. Most people are in college where I work. She told me yes, she went to school. I won game three. I asked her where she went to school. It turned out she went to the high school I graduated from in 2005. I grew sad on the inside. I won game four. I asked her what grade was she in. She replied that she was in tenth grade. I felt like I had committed a sin just by thinking she was attractive and luring her to the Connect Four room. Then her mom texted her and was waiting outside to give her a ride home, being that it was 9:45 pm on a school night.
I always try to look at the positive side of things. It will at the very least be a good story to tell people. Also, she told me if I won she would give me a cookie from the concession stand she works at. So here is the story and I am still waiting for my cookie.
 
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how could you not tell that she was EIGHT years younger than you?
just work your way up like one year at a time
also
On September 24 2010 15:39 AirbladeOrange wrote:
I just so happen to be a good Connect Four player.
She won game one.
wtf
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CA10830 Posts
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You should tell your story to some nice women and hope for some sympathy sex, it's the best kind.
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Australia7069 Posts
yeah dude come on, how can we buy this story. Theres a method to connect 4, a "good" player will win 100% vs a random scrub
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I thought mistaking girls in high school for being in their early 20s was common. And I'm not amazing at C4 but I have played a good amount, but I never wanted to read that guy who wrote his thesis on how to always win at it. That would make it not fun. I'm surprised this story can sound unbelievable.
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Summary:
This is a story about a confident, stunning alpha male with irresistible charm who played boardgames with some girl and won a free cookie at the concession stand.
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Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
On September 24 2010 15:44 mOnion wrote:wtf
You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^
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United States22883 Posts
A real alpha male would've shoved the Connect4 off the table and ravaged her right there (after getting her to sign a permission slip.)
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On September 24 2010 15:56 LosingID8 wrote:
Lol bad beat
I swear this is exactly what I was thinking hahaha
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On September 24 2010 16:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^
whut???
i never knew this
please teach me the ways of the sex
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On September 24 2010 16:18 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 24 2010 16:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:On September 24 2010 15:44 mOnion wrote:She won game one. wtf You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^ whut??? i never knew this please teach me the ways of the sex
how do you not know this lol
its like hustling someone, except the stakes arent measured in cash.
connect four is solved, isnt it? so pointless...
then again checkers is solved too and people still play that 
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do you work at a daycare or something?? hahha
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50975 Posts
On September 24 2010 16:18 mOnion wrote:Show nested quote +On September 24 2010 16:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:On September 24 2010 15:44 mOnion wrote:She won game one. wtf You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^ whut??? i never knew this please teach me the ways of the sex
how could you not know this....its called luring the bait.
On September 24 2010 16:06 ProTech_MediC wrote:
Summary:
This is a story about a confident, stunning alpha male with irresistible charm who played boardgames with some girl and won a free cookie at the concession stand.
he atleast had a good intro.
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Pitcairn19291 Posts
On September 24 2010 15:39 AirbladeOrange wrote:
I am turning twenty four years old next month
She replied that she was in tenth grade.
Fuck I'm tired. Must be reading this wrong.
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I don't know what to think.
Interesting read, though
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Damned i thought it was serious till it reached the grade 10 part
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I'm not sure how you wouldn't be able to tell... I mean... usually there's some signs... like she talks about how sesame street is the bee's knees.
But seriously, you shouldn't let this get you down... you know the formulae just apply it to an older chick.
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United States22883 Posts
On September 24 2010 17:41 meeple wrote:
I'm not sure how you wouldn't be able to tell... I mean... usually there's some signs... like she talks about how sesame street is the bee's knees.
But seriously, you shouldn't let this get you down... you know the formulae just apply it to an older chick.
Or likewise when you say "bee's knees", she'd automatically know you're approaching 30.
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everybody makes mistakes. even if theyre 10th graders in high school lol
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Lololol,
I don't know how everyone can take this so seriously. This is hilarious. I liked the intro. If you post any more blogs on the same subject, you have to use the same tone.
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awesome story. quality blog hehe :D
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Hahaha so good. Eight years isn't thaaat much difference -_____-
I like your style of writing, write moar blogs!
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lol you swindled some alone time with her by proposing connect 4? That's almost as lame as me getting my ex to my place before we were dating by offering some sick 'snowboard kids 2' time.
It's alright though friend, when she's 22 and you're 30 it will be super badass.
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Nothing gets the ladies wet like Connect 4, what a boss.
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why would you feel guilty about being attracted to a 10th grader? It's fair game, but I doubt her parents would approve.
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as long as she's 16 or older its fine =P
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In George Martin's Song of Ice and Fire the girls are married at 14. Suit yourself.
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*insert Pedobear's seal of approval*
5/5
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good god this is awkward
connect 4? really?
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If u were in the UK, u could hit that
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On September 24 2010 19:45 Congism wrote:
If u were in the UK, u could hit that
Yeah it's so funny these Americans and their weird rules, i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff, it was hilarious. Anyways, yeah your story's funny, unlucky for you dude, but tbh even if you did live in the UK 16 and 24 is pretty wrong, even though it's legal. 5/5
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On September 24 2010 20:01 UdderChaos wrote:Show nested quote +On September 24 2010 19:45 Congism wrote:
If u were in the UK, u could hit that Yeah it's so funny these Americans and their weird rules, i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff, it was hilarious. Anyways, yeah your story's funny, unlucky for you dude, but tbh even if you did live in the UK 16 and 24 is pretty wrong, even though it's legal. 5/5
I done a 16 year old girl when I was 20,
It was lawful!
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LOL! "I felt like I'd committed a sin just by thinking she was attractive and luring her to the Connect Four room."
Omfg I'm still laughing XD
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HAHA this is one of the funnier girl blogs
5/5
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lol don't worry man, at least you know your method worked, so you can apply it to other ladies. =P
i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff
I don't see a problem there. a 2 year difference isn't really that much. (but then again, that really doesn't apply until college or something.)
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United States22883 Posts
On September 24 2010 20:01 UdderChaos wrote:Show nested quote +On September 24 2010 19:45 Congism wrote:
If u were in the UK, u could hit that Yeah it's so funny these Americans and their weird rules, i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff, it was hilarious. Anyways, yeah your story's funny, unlucky for you dude, but tbh even if you did live in the UK 16 and 24 is pretty wrong, even though it's legal. 5/5
Legal age is 16 or lower in a lot of states. They were probably just giving you shit.
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United States4126 Posts
I'm pretty sure sophomore year of high school is 14/15 right now.
They'll be 16 next year.
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Good story 
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All I can say is LOL! That must've been a real slap in the face ahaha, but you shouldn't feel bad that you were attracted to her, most girls look younger than they actually are obviously... but in your case she actually was a lot younger LOL
Okok I'll stop laughing but ahh well, thanks for sharing your story ^_^
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Awesome blog! Pay no attention to me laughing at your misfortune...
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On September 24 2010 16:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:You always let her win game 1, noob. ^_^
That's how the get the upper hand man, next thing you know YOU'RE DOING THE DISHES AND TAKING DEMANDS—OH GOD
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wow grade 10 and you couldnt tell? i mean i know some girls look a lot older then what they really are but it would be pretty hard not to tell a 15-16 year old from a 20+ yr old. Either way man just keep at it im sure your alpha male persona will attract more girls, and wtf is up with asking 1 question between games? are you that concentrated that she tries to talk when your playing and you don't respond/interact becuz ur in some crazy "connect 4 zone"?
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Awww man that sucks. you should just try to get over it asap.use your alpha male persona to attract women a little bit closer to your age.women don't care how good looking men are.just try your best and you'll find a catch soon.just believe in yourself and you'll do just fine.
good luck.
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14 is legal in estonia
just saying
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Haha, 5/5 would read again
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Baa?21244 Posts
Haha that was hilarious I don't get why people are giving you crap.
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Do you have honey hazel eyes and italian olive skin too?
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On September 24 2010 23:50 HuK wrote:
wow grade 10 and you couldnt tell? i mean i know some girls look a lot older then what they really are but it would be pretty hard not to tell a 15-16 year old from a 20+ yr old. Either way man just keep at it im sure your alpha male persona will attract more girls, and wtf is up with asking 1 question between games? are you that concentrated that she tries to talk when your playing and you don't respond/interact becuz ur in some crazy "connect 4 zone"?
Not now chief, he's in the fucking zone.
But seriously, I was dying laughing reading this blog. I would say post more, but I don't know how many times you can misjudge someone's age that bad :D
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I think a bunch of girls like me, and I like them back but............they all have boyfriends...
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Well, if you look like an 18yearold just roll with that.
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I don't understand how there isn't a single go for it-advice? Are you all tools, succumbing to the retarded society values and norms?
If you like her, don't let the age gap stop you.
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On September 25 2010 04:38 arb wrote:
Do you have honey hazel eyes and italian olive skin too?
Obviously not, he won the connect four game legitimately, jeez.
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Don't worry bro, just gotta wait out that 2 years xD
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I hear talk of ALPHA MALE, but no gyrations and hip-thrusting while playing, what is this?
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This blog is so good I will dedicate my 5000th post to it.
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I understand where you can make the mistake on her age, girls are looking older and older the younger they are it is quite scary actually. And yeah you let girls win game one then you win two and three and four then she wins five if you keep going so that way she has something to strive for and want, and you act like she might when game six and thats when you crush her and you know what happens after that.
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Well at least you tried something... versus what love1another did! Maybe she was held back a few years and she's really not that young! Think positive
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This is an amazing story. Make sure you get that cookie
(because that's all you'll be getting  )
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Thanks for all the comments everyone. I'm just hoping that my irresistible charm was a little more resistible than I thought. I do not want her to be too taken with me. Then it will be her trying to lure me to one room or another. I just want to be able to live with the decisions I make. And stay out of prison.
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Haha, if her parents are paranoid, you might be a bit of trouble if she told them what she was doing.
Although 10th grade isn't THAT young.
I feel it's perfectly fine to feel attracted to anybody really. As long as you don't force yourself onto her, you guys could become really good friends. Then when she turns 18, boom.
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now ask her if she wants to play connect 2
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Don't see what the big deal is, 10th graders can be very hot and some look like they are 21+ no problem.
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On September 25 2010 13:26 travis wrote:
now ask her if she wants to play connect 2
heeeyyyyoOoOoOOo
also, for those of you wondering how he couldn't tell she was 16, you've obviously never met some latina girls. There are a lot of girls out there that look several years older than they actually are. Him not being able to distinguish her age shouldn't be surprising.
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Well with your sexy looks, alpha male attitude and baller connect four skills you should do alright.
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On September 25 2010 13:37 javy925 wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2010 13:26 travis wrote:
now ask her if she wants to play connect 2 heeeyyyyoOoOoOOo also, for those of you wondering how he couldn't tell she was 16, you've obviously never met some latina girls. There are a lot of girls out there that look several years older than they actually are. Him not being able to distinguish her age shouldn't be surprising.
you say it with a finality that is astounding
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On September 26 2010 00:51 Ghardo wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2010 13:37 javy925 wrote:On September 25 2010 13:26 travis wrote:
now ask her if she wants to play connect 2 heeeyyyyoOoOoOOo also, for those of you wondering how he couldn't tell she was 16, you've obviously never met some latina girls. There are a lot of girls out there that look several years older than they actually are. Him not being able to distinguish her age shouldn't be surprising. you say it with a finality that is astounding
well it is true.. some girls you really can't tell. I had once that a girl told me she was 22, only to find out afterwards that she was 17. And she looked 22 to me..
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