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Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11075 Posts
September 24 2010 08:52 GMT
#21
Lololol,


I don't know how everyone can take this so seriously. This is hilarious. I liked the intro. If you post any more blogs on the same subject, you have to use the same tone.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
SkytoM
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Austria1137 Posts
September 24 2010 08:54 GMT
#22
awesome story. quality blog hehe :D
Bisu... ;-(
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
September 24 2010 08:54 GMT
#23
Hahaha so good. Eight years isn't thaaat much difference -_____-

I like your style of writing, write moar blogs!

"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
streetclam
Profile Joined January 2010
Australia92 Posts
September 24 2010 09:06 GMT
#24
lol you swindled some alone time with her by proposing connect 4? That's almost as lame as me getting my ex to my place before we were dating by offering some sick 'snowboard kids 2' time.

It's alright though friend, when she's 22 and you're 30 it will be super badass.
Domonic
Profile Joined August 2010
United States135 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 09:15:04
September 24 2010 09:14 GMT
#25
Nothing gets the ladies wet like Connect 4, what a boss.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
September 24 2010 09:41 GMT
#26
why would you feel guilty about being attracted to a 10th grader? It's fair game, but I doubt her parents would approve.
RIP Aaliyah
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
September 24 2010 09:41 GMT
#27
LOL Connect 4
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
iG.Zeep
Profile Joined May 2008
Mexico253 Posts
September 24 2010 09:51 GMT
#28
as long as she's 16 or older its fine =P
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
September 24 2010 10:12 GMT
#29
In George Martin's Song of Ice and Fire the girls are married at 14. Suit yourself.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 24 2010 10:22 GMT
#30
*insert Pedobear's seal of approval*

5/5
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 24 2010 10:43 GMT
#31
good god this is awkward

connect 4? really?
Congism
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Scotland123 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 10:46:19
September 24 2010 10:45 GMT
#32
If u were in the UK, u could hit that
UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 11:08:16
September 24 2010 11:01 GMT
#33
[image loading]

On September 24 2010 19:45 Congism wrote:
If u were in the UK, u could hit that

Yeah it's so funny these Americans and their weird rules, i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff, it was hilarious. Anyways, yeah your story's funny, unlucky for you dude, but tbh even if you did live in the UK 16 and 24 is pretty wrong, even though it's legal. 5/5

Nunquam iens addo vos sursum
Metalwing
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Turkey1038 Posts
September 24 2010 11:28 GMT
#34
Both 12 years old?
#1 CheckPrime fan // Terrans gonna Terran
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-24 12:09:07
September 24 2010 12:08 GMT
#35
On September 24 2010 20:01 UdderChaos wrote:
[image loading]

Show nested quote +
On September 24 2010 19:45 Congism wrote:
If u were in the UK, u could hit that

Yeah it's so funny these Americans and their weird rules, i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff, it was hilarious. Anyways, yeah your story's funny, unlucky for you dude, but tbh even if you did live in the UK 16 and 24 is pretty wrong, even though it's legal. 5/5


I done a 16 year old girl when I was 20,
It was lawful!
Hi!
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
September 24 2010 12:13 GMT
#36
LOL! "I felt like I'd committed a sin just by thinking she was attractive and luring her to the Connect Four room."

Omfg I'm still laughing XD
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
September 24 2010 12:30 GMT
#37
HAHA this is one of the funnier girl blogs

5/5
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
September 24 2010 13:10 GMT
#38
lol don't worry man, at least you know your method worked, so you can apply it to other ladies. =P
i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff


I don't see a problem there. a 2 year difference isn't really that much. (but then again, that really doesn't apply until college or something.)
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 24 2010 13:31 GMT
#39
On September 24 2010 20:01 UdderChaos wrote:
[image loading]

Show nested quote +
On September 24 2010 19:45 Congism wrote:
If u were in the UK, u could hit that

Yeah it's so funny these Americans and their weird rules, i was blogging on my fps clans website about a girl who was 17 at the time and i was 19 and they went crazy calling me a pedo and stuff, it was hilarious. Anyways, yeah your story's funny, unlucky for you dude, but tbh even if you did live in the UK 16 and 24 is pretty wrong, even though it's legal. 5/5


Legal age is 16 or lower in a lot of states. They were probably just giving you shit.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
September 24 2010 13:46 GMT
#40
I'm pretty sure sophomore year of high school is 14/15 right now.
They'll be 16 next year.
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