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Ryusei-R1
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States2106 Posts
September 14 2010 02:55 GMT
#1
So the other day, I had once again lost in the finals of a tennis tournament. Upon rage quitting, I had tried to count how many gold medals I had ever received.

Zero.

Wait a minute, this can't be right. Of my 5 years of tennis, how have I not ever won one tournament? I counted again and again, but I had ZERO golds. And so I turned to the next step in the ladder, silvers. Exactly how many silvers had I won in tennis tournaments these past few years?

Eight.

Eight silvers, no bronzes, no golds. A handful of medals in my room, all saying "2nd Place", and a pair of trophies saying "2nd Place" stacked on top of my desk.

God damnit, Stork, you've cursed me for life.

*****
Jaedong plz
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45525 Posts
September 14 2010 02:59 GMT
#2
No love for [NC]Yellow?

P.S. Tennis is an amazing sport I teach it at country clubs
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
September 14 2010 03:01 GMT
#3
hahah. but u still have time to get a gold!!!
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
September 14 2010 03:03 GMT
#4
You can't be Stork until you have one gold to go with all those silvers!
I drop suckas like Plinko
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
September 14 2010 03:09 GMT
#5
Hong Jinhooooooo
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
September 14 2010 03:15 GMT
#6
On September 14 2010 12:03 Gann1 wrote:
You can't be Stork until you have one gold to go with all those silvers!
This. need a gold to match the Dinotoss.
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
September 14 2010 03:18 GMT
#7
YellOw ;_;
TranslatorBaa!
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
September 14 2010 03:19 GMT
#8
what USTA rating are you?
Is it in you?
nbtnbt5
Profile Joined March 2009
232 Posts
September 14 2010 03:23 GMT
#9
Zero golds means that you're Yell0w, not Stork =D
Yellow: "Well boxer's kind of a tool like that, wanting to bunker rush me all the time but hiding it behind all that deception."
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-14 03:23:58
September 14 2010 03:23 GMT
#10
Dinotennisaur
Nony is Bonjwa
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
September 14 2010 03:27 GMT
#11
If it makes you feel better I've played tournaments forever and I've never made it to any finals. Granted, I play about one tournament a year, but it still is a sucky statistic for me.
EffOrt. That is all.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
September 14 2010 03:41 GMT
#12
Funny story, but did you really need 5 years to realize you had never won a tournament ?
ॐ
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24768 Posts
September 14 2010 03:44 GMT
#13
The torch has been passed. Now you are keeping the silver mining industry alive lolol

Something to remember: "There are no easy tournaments in this world."

-Tezuka from Prince of Tennis.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
NeoOmega
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States495 Posts
September 14 2010 03:56 GMT
#14
I generally choose terran when I play tennis.
TheMunkey
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada470 Posts
September 14 2010 04:05 GMT
#15
On September 14 2010 12:56 NeoOmega wrote:
I generally choose terran when I play tennis.


i generally choose dessert oasis for court when i play tennis.
Never give up
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
September 14 2010 04:38 GMT
#16
Don't forget about fantasy.

"mada mada dane"

-Echizen Ryoma from Prince of Tennis.
( ・´ー・`)
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11078 Posts
September 14 2010 04:49 GMT
#17
That's what you get for your sig. heathen!
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8168 Posts
September 14 2010 04:51 GMT
#18
On September 14 2010 13:38 prototype. wrote:
Don't forget about fantasy.

"mada mada dane"

-Echizen Ryoma from Prince of Tennis.


also (P)JangBi
Free Palestine
JSH
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4109 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-14 05:14:28
September 14 2010 05:14 GMT
#19
:<

Kind of funny though

You will win one eventually and then some more I hope
gl on your next tournament~

and lol at the Prince of Tennis quotes
"It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen" - Just like my chances of reaching C- on ICCUP
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
September 14 2010 05:17 GMT
#20
GL on your next one, may it be an Incruit-OSL-moment!
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