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Last night this girl takes me to her place,
On our way there and she's getting hot,
She's all about the dick and down for disgrace,
And I've got moves, gonna give her a shot
So we get to her house, check out the bed,
She takes a shower and I stall, expect her,
There was no way to know what lay ahead,
Turns out the bitch had those vaginal spectres
Of course, then I left immediately,
There's no working with haunted genitals,
Mixing ectoplasm and intimacy,
Would take some ghostbusting credentials
I could have railed her, was inside her pants,
But those phantoms? Not a ghost of a chance...
+ Show Spoiler +Thanks Baller: ![[image loading]](http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2229/sonnetbragapplication.png)
 
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Dear Sonnet, you may be quite new
But, really, good sir, get a clue:
I once more restate
That there's no debate
In knowing who really fucked who.
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It's funny you mention a "ghost"
"Hey look at my super cool post."
I'd guess a mistake -
This "ghost" was a fake
A fancy, a conjured up boast.
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damn, both of you could be like batman villains. Admire the effort of writing in verse :0
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I freestyled a rap upon reading these 2 posts then forgot it as I was gonna start typing it..shit...
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can I have a 3some with you two?
we could write poems and shit, would be intense!
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It's funny you boast "rhymes and shit"
When slant rhymes are all you can fit.
See, I can't concur
When your words are a slur
So really, man, learn when to quit.
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the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
"Slant rhymes" sounds almost racist... that says more about me than anyone else though :/
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Nice poem, but honestly, as an English major I'm pretty offended that you're writing sonnets without iambic pentameter. I know writing in iambic is a bitch, but there are certain expectations for a sonnet...
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look at all these kids spitting trash
like its some kind of monster mash
I've heard some crank shit
your rhymes aint no hit
just pathetic doctor seuss frash
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See, "crazy words" aren't all the rage
When thesaurus.com's your home page.
It's not so impressive
When each new successive
Word is looked up (this we gauge).
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I hope you don't take this too hard
'Cause even if you're not a bard
I really mean well
'Cause you seem quite swell
Just try not to look like a tard <3
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I guess that came off as quite mean...
So sorry for being obscene.
I'll say you've got spunk
(Oh hey, who'da thunk?)
Keep trucking, you rhyming machine!
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Haha... Frozz is all over this blog. Might as well demand a grudgematch.
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I think this trashtalking incurs a call
For a grudgematch that will settle this once and for all
Who's the true master between Sonnet and Frozz
Already, there is a victim named Trozz
Requesting a cast with poetic style, lawl!
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im just typing off the top of my head
just want to post in this epic thread
its not epic yet, i just wanted to add rhythm
oh fuck nothing rhyms with rhythm
now i just rhymed rhythm with rhythm
rhythum four times in a row destroys the rhythm
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WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
*Facepalm*
Loooooool, nice.
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Belgium6776 Posts
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
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On July 08 2010 11:05 Trozz wrote:
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal.
I call your blunder.
I pronounce that word "aysap".
Grudgematch for who's right?
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On July 08 2010 11:10 ilovezil wrote:Show nested quote +On July 08 2010 11:05 Trozz wrote:
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal. I call your blunder. I pronounce that word "aysap". Grudgematch for who's right? Agreed. Aysap is superior in every way. I would fight to the death to defend this opinion.
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On July 08 2010 11:13 rockon1215 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 08 2010 11:10 ilovezil wrote:On July 08 2010 11:05 Trozz wrote:
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal. I call your blunder. I pronounce that word "aysap". Grudgematch for who's right? Agreed. Aysap is superior in every way. I would fight to the death to defend this opinion.
Already put the call in to your mother.
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Frozz is epic because his limericks are awesome and funny yet clean. ^^
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Frozz is awesome because his limericks are actually limericks. A sonnet is not a sonnet without iambic pentameter.
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On July 08 2010 11:10 ilovezil wrote:Show nested quote +On July 08 2010 11:05 Trozz wrote:
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal. I call your blunder. I pronounce that word "aysap". Grudgematch for who's right?
I'm with zil.
Also yeah Frozz dude pretty cool.
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On July 08 2010 11:38 flamewheel wrote:Show nested quote +On July 08 2010 11:10 ilovezil wrote:On July 08 2010 11:05 Trozz wrote:
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal. I call your blunder. I pronounce that word "aysap". Grudgematch for who's right? I'm with zil. Also yeah Frozz dude pretty cool.
He put it in the abbreviation so it's fine. His true blunder is in the last line. "Unreal" is 3 syllables.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unreal
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This rhyming has gotten real mean
but the funny thing is that between
all the lyrics you spit
Frozz is still more legit
He's a downright poem spittin' machine
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Man I love this topic
my rhymes are kaleidoscopic
Stork is the top shit
his skill is telescopic
Combat-ex can't top this
his e-penis, microscopic
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Lol trozz just took over his blog.
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im dan dark
and reading this blog i am
and this bad poem im writing
for your information, flash fighting!
the amount of fail in my poem is >9000, BUT i like it :D
Also, im sry for you  next time will be better  i think
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Sonnet, your blog is real cool
As you didn't end up a fool
don't listen to frozz
but instead to trozz
As he won their fateful duel
edit:
haikus are better
as they are easy to write
Trozz makes some good points
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On July 08 2010 11:56 deathgod6 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 08 2010 11:38 flamewheel wrote:On July 08 2010 11:10 ilovezil wrote:On July 08 2010 11:05 Trozz wrote:
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal. I call your blunder. I pronounce that word "aysap". Grudgematch for who's right? I'm with zil. Also yeah Frozz dude pretty cool. He put it in the abbreviation so it's fine. His true blunder is in the last line. "Unreal" is 3 syllables. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unreal
My mind blown to smithereens.
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On July 08 2010 11:56 deathgod6 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 08 2010 11:38 flamewheel wrote:On July 08 2010 11:10 ilovezil wrote:On July 08 2010 11:05 Trozz wrote:
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal. I call your blunder. I pronounce that word "aysap". Grudgematch for who's right? I'm with zil. Also yeah Frozz dude pretty cool. He put it in the abbreviation so it's fine. His true blunder is in the last line. "Unreal" is 3 syllables. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unreal
whaaat, how is that possibly 3 syllables?!
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On July 08 2010 12:56 blahman3344 wrote:
Sonnet, your blog is real cool
As you didn't end up a fool
don't listen to frozz
but instead to trozz
As he won their fateful duel
edit:
haikus are better
as they are easy to write
Trozz makes some good points
Oh here comes another Trozz fan
With another "hey I heart Trozz" plan.
But here's some advice,
Before you think twice,
Don't trust an ID of "blahman."
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Sonnet, did you disappear?
Or hide away, cowered in fear?
Please come out and post
We need you the most.
A battle in Starcraft is near!
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On July 09 2010 02:38 Frozz wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On July 08 2010 12:56 blahman3344 wrote:
Sonnet, your blog is real cool
As you didn't end up a fool
don't listen to frozz
but instead to trozz
As he won their fateful duel
edit:
haikus are better
as they are easy to write
Trozz makes some good points Oh here comes another Trozz fan With another "hey I heart Trozz" plan. But here's some advice, Before you think twice, Don't trust an ID of "blahman."
Frozz, your rhymes are something I adore
And I do not mean to start a war
but Im not a Trozz fan
and my ID's not "blahman"
but it's blahman3344
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So... I wrote this:
I could care more, but not less
About your sexual adventures
Yo you got me turning green
Call me hulk from the avengers
Yup, Turning green like a chogoling,
And then I go real big and explode on death,
Thought you were good with your 8 marines
But now I'm leaving you to clean up the mess
Yes!
Talkin about being with a girl
And she getting real hot on the way to her place
I can tell it's a lie so please quit now
Before I end up having to put you in your place
Cannot win, so like I said 3 lines ago
Press F10 then E, S , S
Test your skills, against me, yes
But I've never ever lost since NESS
Too fast and furious, Hellion Pilot
You are chogoling and I'm asleep so keep quiet
Wake me up and yes, you must face
the dire consequences
Got you counting more differences
Than, the 2010 Census
Spitting hot shit yup
Like the Zerg Queen
And was going to post it on youtube... but got lazy... I took a nap after writing that last line.
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On July 08 2010 10:16 Frozz wrote:
See, "crazy words" aren't all the rage
When thesaurus.com's your home page.
It's not so impressive
When each new successive
Word is looked up (this we gauge).
You're my hero for this limerick.
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I was in Limerick once, it's not that nice there...
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God, this thread is dope
But you guys smell at rhymin
You better get some soap
cuz sharkified's here smashin
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That was literally the worst post I have ever read on any form ever.
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On July 09 2010 07:03 Issorlol wrote:
That was literally the worst post I have ever read on any form ever.
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Just waiting for Fakesteve to roll into this thread
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heehe funny
i wonder whats those vaginal spectres, how it looks.
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While sonnet has started this game
It seems frozz has put him to shame
His limerical brunt
Had broken son's front
And killed all the probes in his main.
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This Thread is gold
This Thread is gold
This Thread is gold
+ Show Spoiler +Poem with a lot of repetition!
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On July 09 2010 06:59 Sharkified wrote:
God, this thread is dope
But you guys smell at rhymin
You better get some soap
cuz sharkified's here smashin
This post gave me cancer.
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I feel we're about to engage in a fight,
'tween two men of similar names,
And both shall walk in with their heads held high,
But both will return in great shame,
For when conflict occurs there is no resolution,
No matter what the counselors said,
But Trozz and Frozz I wish you the best,
'Cause next week, I predict, you'll be dead.
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Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
The above was a quote by Charles Chaplin
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I never quite got the concept of stressed/unstressed syllables in iambic pentameter. Can anyone enlighten me? :\
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example: i FUCKED a COUCH and GOT my PEnis STUCK
first unstressed second stressed
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On July 09 2010 06:59 Sharkified wrote:
God, this thread is dope
But you guys smell at rhymin
You better get some soap
cuz sharkified's here smashin
This is quite possibly the worst post ever made on the internet
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