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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:19:13
May 05 2010 01:53 GMT
#1
+ Show Spoiler [contest] +
I just got two more friend invites for some reason, so I'll just have some fun with it.

The contest is simple. I'm going to go take a dump. When I come back, the last poster on this thread wins. You are NOT allowed to reply on this thread more than once.

HINT: my stomach hurts so i might take more than you expect

Also, I might just decide to shower after I take a dump before I come back.

k brb.


zOula... wins

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v3chr0
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States856 Posts
May 05 2010 01:55 GMT
#2
LMAO great contest, peeps can't even post unless they think their gonna win. Me however, I don't need to win so exclude me if you got a no-wiper and made a safe 2 minute return.
"He catches him with his pants down, backs him off into a corner, and then it's over." - Khaldor
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
May 05 2010 01:56 GMT
#3
god i hope it all comes out at once
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
SteveUKR
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2 Posts
May 05 2010 01:56 GMT
#4
ok
Tutore
Profile Joined May 2010
United States48 Posts
May 05 2010 01:56 GMT
#5
yeh...that would really hurt
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
May 05 2010 01:57 GMT
#6
f^$& you steve!

(yes i know this second post doesn't count)
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Drk_ItachiX
Profile Joined April 2009
Japan113 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#7
hey all
Sulfur
TacToSs
Profile Joined August 2009
Australia330 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#8
gross lol
Jaedong <3
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#9
dumping the betakeys
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
T)AK47
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States46 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#10
Dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfd
With God, we can change the world one person at a time
Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
May 05 2010 01:59 GMT
#11
Haha this is such a cool contest
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Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:00:48
May 05 2010 02:00 GMT
#12
no one post after me please

Edit: aww lol
pontifex
Profile Joined April 2010
10 Posts
May 05 2010 02:00 GMT
#13
Posting with crossed fingers.
Do not hate.
loving it
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada271 Posts
May 05 2010 02:00 GMT
#14
lol awesome man
Stay gold.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
May 05 2010 02:01 GMT
#15
he is currently cleaning his anus after a horrifically explosive dump.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Enki
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2548 Posts
May 05 2010 02:01 GMT
#16
I think thats why he mentioned the shower.
"Practice, practice, practice. And when you're not practicing you should be practicing. It's the only way to get better. The only way." I run the Smix Fanclub!
Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
May 05 2010 02:01 GMT
#17
All in
ShoeFactory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States186 Posts
May 05 2010 02:02 GMT
#18
cool contest
anomie
Profile Joined May 2010
Ukraine1 Post
May 05 2010 02:02 GMT
#19

Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away....
Anduril
Profile Joined May 2009
United States248 Posts
May 05 2010 02:03 GMT
#20
plz let me win
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