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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:19:13
May 05 2010 01:53 GMT
#1
+ Show Spoiler [contest] +
I just got two more friend invites for some reason, so I'll just have some fun with it.

The contest is simple. I'm going to go take a dump. When I come back, the last poster on this thread wins. You are NOT allowed to reply on this thread more than once.

HINT: my stomach hurts so i might take more than you expect

Also, I might just decide to shower after I take a dump before I come back.

k brb.


zOula... wins

*****
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v3chr0
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States856 Posts
May 05 2010 01:55 GMT
#2
LMAO great contest, peeps can't even post unless they think their gonna win. Me however, I don't need to win so exclude me if you got a no-wiper and made a safe 2 minute return.
"He catches him with his pants down, backs him off into a corner, and then it's over." - Khaldor
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
May 05 2010 01:56 GMT
#3
god i hope it all comes out at once
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
SteveUKR
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2 Posts
May 05 2010 01:56 GMT
#4
ok
Tutore
Profile Joined May 2010
United States48 Posts
May 05 2010 01:56 GMT
#5
yeh...that would really hurt
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
May 05 2010 01:57 GMT
#6
f^$& you steve!

(yes i know this second post doesn't count)
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Drk_ItachiX
Profile Joined April 2009
Japan113 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#7
hey all
Sulfur
TacToSs
Profile Joined August 2009
Australia330 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#8
gross lol
Jaedong <3
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#9
dumping the betakeys
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
T)AK47
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States46 Posts
May 05 2010 01:58 GMT
#10
Dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfd
With God, we can change the world one person at a time
Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
May 05 2010 01:59 GMT
#11
Haha this is such a cool contest
Moderatorgold coin
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:00:48
May 05 2010 02:00 GMT
#12
no one post after me please

Edit: aww lol
pontifex
Profile Joined April 2010
10 Posts
May 05 2010 02:00 GMT
#13
Posting with crossed fingers.
Do not hate.
loving it
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada271 Posts
May 05 2010 02:00 GMT
#14
lol awesome man
Stay gold.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
May 05 2010 02:01 GMT
#15
he is currently cleaning his anus after a horrifically explosive dump.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Enki
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2548 Posts
May 05 2010 02:01 GMT
#16
I think thats why he mentioned the shower.
"Practice, practice, practice. And when you're not practicing you should be practicing. It's the only way to get better. The only way." I run the Smix Fanclub!
Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
May 05 2010 02:01 GMT
#17
All in
ShoeFactory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States186 Posts
May 05 2010 02:02 GMT
#18
cool contest
anomie
Profile Joined May 2010
Ukraine1 Post
May 05 2010 02:02 GMT
#19

Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away....
Anduril
Profile Joined May 2009
United States248 Posts
May 05 2010 02:03 GMT
#20
plz let me win
VeirenT
Profile Joined August 2008
United States181 Posts
May 05 2010 02:03 GMT
#21
hurf durf
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
May 05 2010 02:03 GMT
#22
you forgot to include if you own a bidet, makes a huge difference
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 05 2010 02:03 GMT
#23
which color was it?
ॐ
Nich
Profile Joined April 2010
397 Posts
May 05 2010 02:05 GMT
#24
how was it buddy
kyophan
Profile Joined January 2010
United States113 Posts
May 05 2010 02:05 GMT
#25
win
coV
Profile Joined January 2010
United States31 Posts
May 05 2010 02:06 GMT
#26
me
UltraVires
Profile Joined April 2010
United States241 Posts
May 05 2010 02:06 GMT
#27
you done cutting that loaf yet? You must have gone to shower.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 05 2010 02:06 GMT
#28
just saying sup.

sup
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
DefectiveGnome
Profile Joined November 2008
45 Posts
May 05 2010 02:06 GMT
#29
I decided to post after I finished listening to a 12 minute song.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
May 05 2010 02:07 GMT
#30
Fucking ROFL. This is hilarious.
God Bless
Molybdenum
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States358 Posts
May 05 2010 02:07 GMT
#31
Awesome thread
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
May 05 2010 02:08 GMT
#32
HAHAHAHA i love you (i have a key don't include me)
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
MrBob
Profile Joined November 2009
93 Posts
May 05 2010 02:08 GMT
#33
hello
Who can troll the past can troll the future. Who can troll the present can troll the past.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
May 05 2010 02:08 GMT
#34
Sup how was the crap?
bnet: caelym#1470 | Twitter: @caelym
Assault_1
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1950 Posts
May 05 2010 02:08 GMT
#35
hihi
FXOTheoRy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States519 Posts
May 05 2010 02:08 GMT
#36
LOL best contest yet
oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
_hate
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Japan112 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:09:50
May 05 2010 02:09 GMT
#37
chicken
lyAsakura
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1414 Posts
May 05 2010 02:09 GMT
#38
Posting.
God, ticking people above me off has never been easier.
WeMade FOX would be a deadly SC2 team.
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
May 05 2010 02:09 GMT
#39
meow!~
@KawaiiRiceLighT
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
May 05 2010 02:09 GMT
#40
ok suup
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
May 05 2010 02:10 GMT
#41
This is one of the most interesting "easy contests" I've seen, wonder why someone didn't do it sooner.
No I'm never serious.
khaydarin9
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia423 Posts
May 05 2010 02:10 GMT
#42
worth a shot, i guess
Be safe, Woo Jung Ho <3
Starbuck
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria7 Posts
May 05 2010 02:10 GMT
#43
dirty contest lol
"I do not fear Moby Dick - I fear the wrath of God." - Starbuck, first mate
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
May 05 2010 02:11 GMT
#44
Just posting so I can go do something else.
esq>n
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
May 05 2010 02:11 GMT
#45
yo yo yo
Nony is Bonjwa
LoStYouRSkiLLS
Profile Joined February 2008
Australia223 Posts
May 05 2010 02:11 GMT
#46
sup
Terror Australis [ http://www.clan-ta.com ] - TALoSt - http://www.twitch.tv/LoStYouRSkiLLs
VarsityUser
Profile Joined June 2009
United States84 Posts
May 05 2010 02:12 GMT
#47
well now that ur done can i have it
If its not too much to ask, I'd like my stats returned. I feel I deserve them - Combat-EX
Fumi
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
529 Posts
May 05 2010 02:12 GMT
#48
Hi there
Flash, Stats, Reach, Tossgirl <> Boxer, Nestea, MC, Foxer fangirl | http://osu.ppy.sh/u/181432
datscilly
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States529 Posts
May 05 2010 02:12 GMT
#49
Waiting to see how long before I make my one post is in a sense "holding it in".
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5460 Posts
May 05 2010 02:12 GMT
#50
wat
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
coV
Profile Joined January 2010
United States31 Posts
May 05 2010 02:13 GMT
#51
can i win it?
JonnyWhy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada94 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:14:21
May 05 2010 02:13 GMT
#52
Aww I lost.
Say something juicy.
Isas
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada45 Posts
May 05 2010 02:13 GMT
#53
Good luck in there!
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 05 2010 02:14 GMT
#54
What is going on here?
Flames257
Profile Joined February 2009
United States7 Posts
May 05 2010 02:14 GMT
#55
lol, i just went to take a dump. Hopefully I get this.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
May 05 2010 02:14 GMT
#56
I BET I WIN LOL
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
May 05 2010 02:15 GMT
#57
i bet u don't.
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
May 05 2010 02:15 GMT
#58
just keepin this thang goin along ^_^
JonnyWhy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada94 Posts
May 05 2010 02:15 GMT
#59
NEVAR
Say something juicy.
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
May 05 2010 02:16 GMT
#60
Done.
Writer
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
May 05 2010 02:16 GMT
#61
lol that guy reposted.
No I'm never serious.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
May 05 2010 02:16 GMT
#62
DAMN IT
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Triple7
Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
May 05 2010 02:16 GMT
#63
DARNIT.
지지이이이이이이이이이이이
Kyouya
Profile Joined January 2008
Mexico318 Posts
May 05 2010 02:16 GMT
#64
Explosive diarrhea??
Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy.
iLoveKT
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Philippines3615 Posts
May 05 2010 02:16 GMT
#65
damn. I was waiting for 30 minutes coz thats how long it usually takes me to dump + bath.
Woo Jung Ho
coV
Profile Joined January 2010
United States31 Posts
May 05 2010 02:16 GMT
#66
noooo!!!
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
May 05 2010 02:17 GMT
#67
zOula... wins I think
Writer
Divine[aX]
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada161 Posts
May 05 2010 02:17 GMT
#68
=(
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
May 05 2010 02:17 GMT
#69
gotta try

stomach pains are no fun. Also, where do you see friend invites?

EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Sharkified
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada254 Posts
May 05 2010 02:17 GMT
#70
congratz !
coV
Profile Joined January 2010
United States31 Posts
May 05 2010 02:17 GMT
#71
zoula won.,..lol
Tutore
Profile Joined May 2010
United States48 Posts
May 05 2010 02:17 GMT
#72
wow....that was a really long dump i hope your ok
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:18:50
May 05 2010 02:17 GMT
#73
... and I'm l10F!

that's where I remember first seeing you from, lol... mrhoon's comix

edit : dang, I was also strategically timing when you would finish your shit. Looks like I overshot it
Hey! Listen!
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
May 05 2010 02:18 GMT
#74
On May 05 2010 11:17 L_Master wrote:
gotta try

stomach pains are no fun. Also, where do you see friend invites?



You'll get an email from Blizzard, they seem to be pretty random as far as I know.
No I'm never serious.
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
May 05 2010 02:19 GMT
#75
gruck gruck gruck ok
Entusman #51
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
May 05 2010 02:19 GMT
#76
i hate you T_T
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:21:08
May 05 2010 02:20 GMT
#77
Come on guys I even took a shower after.

what should I make #6 "easy" beta key
Writer
Sharkified
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada254 Posts
May 05 2010 02:21 GMT
#78
the guy that posts right after you
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
May 05 2010 02:26 GMT
#79
Lulz this is funny.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-05 02:27:51
May 05 2010 02:27 GMT
#80
On May 05 2010 11:20 l10f wrote:
Come on guys I even took a shower after.

what should I make #6 "easy" beta key


Best explanation for the question "What came first, Chicken or the egg?"
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Sharkified
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada254 Posts
May 05 2010 02:33 GMT
#81
On May 05 2010 11:27 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2010 11:20 l10f wrote:
Come on guys I even took a shower after.

what should I make #6 "easy" beta key


Best explanation for the question "What came first, Chicken or the egg?"


Easy question
lowbright
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
308 Posts
May 05 2010 02:36 GMT
#82
oh my god what a creative beta key giveaway haha
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #49
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
May 05 2010 03:17 GMT
#83
LOL hahaha great contest, l10f is awesome
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
May 05 2010 03:18 GMT
#84
best beta contest ever...
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
gumbum8
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States721 Posts
May 05 2010 03:47 GMT
#85
Well the egg obviously came first, even dinosaurs/fish laid eggs, long before chickens existed ^^
but really, has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
yesplz
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States295 Posts
May 05 2010 07:49 GMT
#86
On May 05 2010 11:20 l10f wrote:

what should I make #6 "easy" beta key


Say: "I'm going to go jerk off. Last poster to post when I am finished wins key."
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
May 05 2010 08:09 GMT
#87
On May 05 2010 16:49 yesplz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2010 11:20 l10f wrote:

what should I make #6 "easy" beta key


Say: "I'm going to go jerk off. Last poster to post when I am finished wins key."

Ima come back after school tomorrow and post and win :D
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
May 05 2010 09:46 GMT
#88
On May 05 2010 11:33 Sharkified wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2010 11:27 Megalisk wrote:
On May 05 2010 11:20 l10f wrote:
Come on guys I even took a shower after.

what should I make #6 "easy" beta key


Best explanation for the question "What came first, Chicken or the egg?"


Easy question

Which came first, the Nexus or the Probe?
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
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