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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 20:11 GMT
#1
I can redeem credit card points for $22.24. I can't physically use my card but I can still buy things with the account. So I decided I'm buying something for myself from online

the internet is too big for me O.O;

I don't know what I should spend it on. Food? Books? Something Useful? A Giant poster of myself? I've never paid for porn, either. Kinda curious to see if its worth it.

Well I'm buying it today or tomorrow, so I'm gonna start browsing. I'm open to ideas!



“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
April 20 2010 20:19 GMT
#2
try porn, curious to see if you think its worth it
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 20:19 GMT
#3
[image loading]

..!?!?
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 20 2010 20:21 GMT
#4
shin noodles
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
April 20 2010 20:21 GMT
#5
How much is a porn site membership these days?
Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
April 20 2010 20:25 GMT
#6
[image loading]

Happy Cola.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
April 20 2010 20:27 GMT
#7
too bad you don't have 3 more $

http://starcraftmecca.net/store/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=58
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
April 20 2010 20:28 GMT
#8
Why would you ever pay for pornography?

On the internet, that's like paying for the air you breath.
k20a
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada412 Posts
April 20 2010 20:30 GMT
#9
buy a tl.net shirt or something, then make a thread about how sexy you look in it
"It's like that one time Luke Skywalker threw the ring in to Mordor to kill Hitler, or something" - Tasteless
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
April 20 2010 20:30 GMT
#10
On April 21 2010 05:28 3clipse wrote:
Why would you ever pay for pornography?

On the internet, that's like paying for the air you breath.


I'm just curious if the quality is actually any better than free stuff lol
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 20 2010 20:38 GMT
#11
I'm not ashamed to say I've paid about £100 for porn from various sites. It's sitting in my hard drive, in a seedy drawer for seedy times. You can dl from good sites in HD or v high quality. Takes time and is large. I'd go for medium most of the time personally, so it's not much different from just getting torrents. I recommend it, because why the fuck not ^^ it makes life easier. Gummy bears make life unfit.

I'd recommend video box. It's a good site and usually dirt cheap . Should be about $15-20 to sign up then just cancel the second your payment has gone through (so they don't recharge) and start DLing for 30 days. You could also try BangBros because they have loads of shit...and Reality Kings is another good'un. The big sites are cheapest!
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
April 20 2010 20:40 GMT
#12
Damn, teamliquid man power also have a porn specialist.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-20 20:42:31
April 20 2010 20:41 GMT
#13
*facepalm*

EDIT: you can guarantee there are people on this site who have spent more and know more than me...right?

....right?
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 20:42 GMT
#14
somehow i always unintentionally derail my own threads
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
April 20 2010 20:42 GMT
#15
I would try something from this guy's store

nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-20 20:45:30
April 20 2010 20:45 GMT
#16
buy some viagra from a shady source, then see if it's the real shit! or try penis enlargement pills and blog your results
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 20 2010 21:02 GMT
#17
BlackJack that guy was epic.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-20 21:05:43
April 20 2010 21:05 GMT
#18
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119993

nm sold out :{
Hates Fun🤔
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 21:05 GMT
#19
For real. I'm still loading the video but I've seen like 5 mins of it. If I can buy stuff from him online I'm going to

or i could buy an authentic Los Angeles Coroner's [image loading]
lmao wtf
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
April 20 2010 21:07 GMT
#20
See if you could actually have better breath, a bigger penis, hair where there was no hair before and be ripped. Think about how cool you look right now, then think how cool you'd look afterwards.

I know.

+ Show Spoiler +
moderately cool




Or you could just buy a pack of T-shirts or some Soba noodles or Up in the Air on DVD.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
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