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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 20:11 GMT
#1
I can redeem credit card points for $22.24. I can't physically use my card but I can still buy things with the account. So I decided I'm buying something for myself from online

the internet is too big for me O.O;

I don't know what I should spend it on. Food? Books? Something Useful? A Giant poster of myself? I've never paid for porn, either. Kinda curious to see if its worth it.

Well I'm buying it today or tomorrow, so I'm gonna start browsing. I'm open to ideas!



“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
April 20 2010 20:19 GMT
#2
try porn, curious to see if you think its worth it
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 20:19 GMT
#3
[image loading]

..!?!?
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 20 2010 20:21 GMT
#4
shin noodles
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
April 20 2010 20:21 GMT
#5
How much is a porn site membership these days?
Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
April 20 2010 20:25 GMT
#6
[image loading]

Happy Cola.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
April 20 2010 20:27 GMT
#7
too bad you don't have 3 more $

http://starcraftmecca.net/store/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=58
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
April 20 2010 20:28 GMT
#8
Why would you ever pay for pornography?

On the internet, that's like paying for the air you breath.
k20a
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada412 Posts
April 20 2010 20:30 GMT
#9
buy a tl.net shirt or something, then make a thread about how sexy you look in it
"It's like that one time Luke Skywalker threw the ring in to Mordor to kill Hitler, or something" - Tasteless
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
April 20 2010 20:30 GMT
#10
On April 21 2010 05:28 3clipse wrote:
Why would you ever pay for pornography?

On the internet, that's like paying for the air you breath.


I'm just curious if the quality is actually any better than free stuff lol
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 20 2010 20:38 GMT
#11
I'm not ashamed to say I've paid about £100 for porn from various sites. It's sitting in my hard drive, in a seedy drawer for seedy times. You can dl from good sites in HD or v high quality. Takes time and is large. I'd go for medium most of the time personally, so it's not much different from just getting torrents. I recommend it, because why the fuck not ^^ it makes life easier. Gummy bears make life unfit.

I'd recommend video box. It's a good site and usually dirt cheap . Should be about $15-20 to sign up then just cancel the second your payment has gone through (so they don't recharge) and start DLing for 30 days. You could also try BangBros because they have loads of shit...and Reality Kings is another good'un. The big sites are cheapest!
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
April 20 2010 20:40 GMT
#12
Damn, teamliquid man power also have a porn specialist.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-20 20:42:31
April 20 2010 20:41 GMT
#13
*facepalm*

EDIT: you can guarantee there are people on this site who have spent more and know more than me...right?

....right?
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 20:42 GMT
#14
somehow i always unintentionally derail my own threads
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
April 20 2010 20:42 GMT
#15
I would try something from this guy's store

nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-20 20:45:30
April 20 2010 20:45 GMT
#16
buy some viagra from a shady source, then see if it's the real shit! or try penis enlargement pills and blog your results
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 20 2010 21:02 GMT
#17
BlackJack that guy was epic.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-20 21:05:43
April 20 2010 21:05 GMT
#18
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119993

nm sold out :{
Hates Fun🤔
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 21:05 GMT
#19
For real. I'm still loading the video but I've seen like 5 mins of it. If I can buy stuff from him online I'm going to

or i could buy an authentic Los Angeles Coroner's [image loading]
lmao wtf
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
April 20 2010 21:07 GMT
#20
See if you could actually have better breath, a bigger penis, hair where there was no hair before and be ripped. Think about how cool you look right now, then think how cool you'd look afterwards.

I know.

+ Show Spoiler +
moderately cool




Or you could just buy a pack of T-shirts or some Soba noodles or Up in the Air on DVD.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
DoomBacon
Profile Joined February 2010
United States165 Posts
April 20 2010 21:09 GMT
#21
Porn you pay for is the same as free porn it's just a little bit more convenient since you don't need to wait 20 mins for your torrent to finish.

Instead of paying for a porn site why don't you commission a hentai artist to draw you something that would make your mom gag.
/boggle
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
April 20 2010 21:28 GMT
#22
rapidshare account imo
Kingfisher
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada144 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-20 22:06:58
April 20 2010 22:04 GMT
#23
You need to buy Lay's ketchup chips with that money. U.S. doesn't have 'em and all the Canadians know they're good.

EDIT: [image loading]
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
April 20 2010 22:04 GMT
#24
This, to keep your hands warm while you starcraft
also very fasionableXD

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.2820

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Battle.net 2.0 is a waiter and he's a dick
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 20 2010 22:13 GMT
#25
@ vain: haha!

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

I'm not placing it till tomorrow cuz it won't ship anyway..but unless something better comes along this is what I'm getting
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
April 20 2010 22:24 GMT
#26
i think you should get the body bag.
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
April 20 2010 22:32 GMT
#27
buy as much stuff as you can on ebay for as little as you can, see how far it gets you and post what you got
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
April 20 2010 22:39 GMT
#28
On April 21 2010 07:13 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
@ vain: haha!

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

I'm not placing it till tomorrow cuz it won't ship anyway..but unless something better comes along this is what I'm getting


lol glad I could be of assistance.

PM when they get there and lemme know how the rose soda is. I've been thinking about ordering some myself.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
April 20 2010 22:43 GMT
#29
razer orochi soap http://www.etsy.com/listing/45086737/razer-orochi-gaming-mouse-limited-run-co?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=orochi&ga_search_type=user_shop_ttt_id_6721867
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
April 20 2010 23:01 GMT
#30
On April 21 2010 06:09 DoomBacon wrote:
Porn you pay for is the same as free porn it's just a little bit more convenient since you don't need to wait 20 mins for your torrent to finish.

Instead of paying for a porn site why don't you commission a hentai artist to draw you something that would make your mom gag.


If you like some specific thing that a pornsite has you literally won't have many options but to pay for it. Plus you can navigate the shit out of it enjoying the content in good quality. It doesn't have to be a random pornsite that has mediocre videos, usually people only pay for what they want specifically.
Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
April 21 2010 00:04 GMT
#31
[image loading]


Fanta Limon : This stuff is everywhere in Spain but absolutely cannot be found in the US. Perhaps there is a way to get it online - It will change your life
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
April 21 2010 01:10 GMT
#32
[image loading]
i love this candy and you should to.
its called Anytime
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 21 2010 06:52 GMT
#33
is it anything like haichu? those are my favorite candy of all time

nvm i see the mint description. are they chewy?
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
April 21 2010 07:59 GMT
#34
Donate to the Marek fund.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
April 21 2010 08:23 GMT
#35
Anyone you really hate who has a girlfriend (or boyfriend, even)?

Or have a friend with a girlfriend that's really cool, and would understand you fucking with him on an insane level?

http://idump4u.com/


Of course, you'd have to convince the guy you were really the person trying to break up with so and so, and that might be hard to do, but I think it could yield some amusing results.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
April 21 2010 09:21 GMT
#36
OMG that sodapopstop is soooo cool i must go to it if i go to california(?) one day.. thats so faweseom.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
April 21 2010 09:33 GMT
#37
On April 21 2010 06:28 zulu_nation8 wrote:
rapidshare account imo

This is a good idea, especially if your internet plan is unlimited.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
April 21 2010 09:42 GMT
#38
On April 21 2010 18:21 alffla wrote:
OMG that sodapopstop is soooo cool i must go to it if i go to california(?) one day.. thats so faweseom.



I'm just sad they don't have Tom Tucker's Mint Gingerale. It's seriously the best drink ever.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
October 01 2010 01:52 GMT
#39
Hey, I know this blog is old but I just spent it on something. I paid for this site named "colors" for a month. It's not usually where I dabble pornwise, but it was worth it.

and I still have ~$7 to spare. Where will I go next!?
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
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