MasterOfChaos: somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you
MasterOfChaos: because you talked to somebody who wasn't there
MasterOfChaos: and R1CH forgot the bullet proof helmet
R1CH: thats surprisingly accurate

Still one of my favourite quotes.

pinenamu

United States770 Posts

March 14 2011 04:53 GMT

#262

LOL I can't believe i missed this before. This made my day! Thanks for the quotes.

SecondChance

Australia603 Posts

March 14 2011 06:46 GMT

#263

Win.

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Valckrie

United Kingdom533 Posts

March 14 2011 09:48 GMT

#264

Epic.

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Wala.Revolution

7584 Posts

March 14 2011 09:57 GMT

#265

As much as I agree with you guys that these quotes are epic win, one-liners (nevermind one word) comments are frowned upon here.

nosliw

United States2716 Posts

March 14 2011 17:33 GMT

#266

I thought there was a new quote... but I was disappointed.

GoDLy MD

United Kingdom258 Posts

March 14 2011 18:00 GMT

#267

simply amazing, how does he know so much tech stuff? Is it all self taught, or degree based or what?

Craton

United States17284 Posts

March 14 2011 18:32 GMT

#268

On March 15 2011 03:00 GoDLy MD wrote:
simply amazing, how does he know so much tech stuff? Is it all self taught, or degree based or what?

http://www.r1ch.net/me/about/

He has a website.

HollowLord

United States3862 Posts

March 14 2011 18:35 GMT

#269

"I don't get viruses" is still the best one.

OverZero

United States271 Posts

March 14 2011 21:35 GMT

#270

I love the whole conversation about virus protection! Especially the Quake Mod!!

Latham

9581 Posts

March 14 2011 23:17 GMT

#271

R1CH is incredible. He is probably my favourite person on TL. This blog provides all the reasons I'd ever need for such a statement.
My personal favourite is the anti-aliasing thing. Had me in stitches for a good 5 minutes after reading it.

edit: we need more quotes from R1CH injected into Pony Tales! Do it =D

BrownBear

United States6894 Posts

March 15 2011 06:14 GMT

#272

R1CH is actually one of the inspirations behind my CS degree. I can only hope that some day I'm a tenth of the wizard he is.

Char711

United States862 Posts

March 15 2011 06:33 GMT

#273

This is one of the greatest things I've read all day. I don't understand how it's possible for every single person at TL to be awesome. I think we're about to cause a rip in the time-space continuum.

writer22816

United States5775 Posts

March 26 2011 10:55 GMT

#274

Link to the quake 2 mod?

Z3kk

4099 Posts

April 04 2011 02:09 GMT

#275

This is totally random, and I know nothing about CS, but I arbitrarily looked at the bottom of the two different "second connections" (in "why isn't this working"), and I think the difference between the two is that:

The first's (which is broken) "second connection" ends with:

$D...L..........]..^.I.....`......
..^.I.N..un'
.k......k

while the second's (which is working) "second connection" ends with:

$D...M..........]...
I.....z......&...

I don't know why...I just checked and although everything else hurts my head, I noticed that the two end differently for some reason O_O; ._.

Cedstick

Canada3336 Posts

April 04 2011 03:11 GMT

#276

"I strive to achieve 99.999% robustness while maintaining stupidly fast speeds (I get annoyed when my pages take more than 8ms to generate)."

Stupidly fast speeds: the pinnacle of excellence.

shinjin

United States398 Posts

April 04 2011 04:13 GMT

#277

LOL i dont know how i missed this before...this blog made me laugh so many times
ahahaha oh god im a CS major andi have no clue what is going on sigh

Milkis

5003 Posts

April 26 2011 04:23 GMT

#278

[23:13:03] <R1CH> why the fuck are the LP coins breaking the menu bar
[23:13:06] <R1CH> this makes no sense
[23:13:12] <R1CH> how is that even related

..some comments later

[23:20:56] <R1CH> there we go
[23:21:00] <R1CH> now we can have coins AND a menu bar!
[23:21:08] <R1CH> technology continues to amaze me
[23:21:09] <Hcorp> hooray!
[23:21:11] <micronesia> why were coins messing it up
[23:21:30] <R1CH> nginx cached the fd info of the css file since it was not atomically updated and thus truncated the response
[23:21:54] <Hcorp> please tell me you meant automatically
[23:21:56] <Hcorp> and not atomically
[23:22:00] <AresEffort> technology amazes r1ch? i wonder what it does to us lol
[23:22:01] <Hcorp> because otherwise what the fuck man
[23:22:17] <R1CH> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linearizability#High-level_atomic_operations
[23:22:26] <Hcorp> oh god
[23:22:33] <Hcorp> keep that shit away from me
[23:22:45] <pawem> the influence of HB is too strong on r1ch now

Latrommi

United States222 Posts

April 26 2011 04:34 GMT

#279

Effort put it best: "technology amazes r1ch? i wonder what it does to us lol" Well, at least R1CH is the one with the magical hat :D

kOre

Canada3642 Posts

April 26 2011 04:39 GMT

#280

[23:13:03] <R1CH> why the fuck are the LP coins breaking the menu bar
[23:20:56] <R1CH> there we go

7 minutes and 53 seconds later everything is fixed lol

[23:21:30] <R1CH> nginx cached the fd info of the css file since it was not atomically updated and thus truncated the response

What ... ? lol