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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-11 01:15:47
January 11 2010 01:12 GMT
#1
I’m sure those of you who know me well have encountered this before at least once or twice, but I’m one of those hypoglycaemic people. It’s not a disability or anything, I just don’t store blood sugar very well, which means that (normally) I try to keep a fairly regular intake of sugars.


In the cold yesterday, I’d noticed that my phone was behaving a little unusually; apparently, the cold weather negatively effects lithium-ion batteries. It’s not so very dreadful a thing for phones, since they tend to be kept relatively close to the skin – they’re kind of a part of us, if we’re to take the example from the cyborg manifesto. The one thing I hadn’t at all banked on was that I’d see a similar issue start to arise with my own body.


For the most part, I managed to have an uneventful trip home today, traffic aside. That’s until the last two miles or so, when I took it into my head that the walk would do me good. I had been worried that I might not make it to a shop tomorrow, so I stocked up on various bits and pieces to make it through what looked like a day of forced telecommuting.


The walk home is a pleasant one, taking me through the Phoenix Park, which benefits greatly from being snowbound. The snow isn’t nearly the soft, undulating white blanket that had been spread across most of Dublin, but an awkward array of drifts and small hillocks, the wind spraying the still-powdery snow from their tops to roll gently across the shadows behind.


The lamps are all gas, and infrequently spaced, so the prevailing colour is the sodium orange leaking from the city. It’s normally a dull, orange-brown, but the snow, bright as it is, manages to reflect enough of the bright orange to turn it yellow. Instead of that dull due, I found myself presented with what amounts to a rolling, earthbound sunset, bright enough to be blinding, I was forced to keep my eyes to the horizon.


As I walked home, I realised that I was, despite the wind and chilling cold, feeling very warm indeed. It’s something I know the human body does, of course; if you find yourself in an environment colder than you’re used to, the body tends to kick up some heat, burning some energy to make sure you get through things alright… all of which would be fine, if I didn’t already have a blood sugar issue.


I’ll try not to sound like and old man when I say this, but I walked for two miles in the inches-deep slow, slogging along, smashing jelly-beans into my face as though there were no tomorrow, feeling like a walking furnace. I am, in essence, a teetering engine, like a steam train running out of coal. For the duration of my walk, I feel like an unstoppable force, just one that will burn itself out shortly.


I did, fortunately enough, make it back to the gate beside my house in time, by the way, though by then I was well into blurry eyes and shakey hands territory. It’s not quite so bad as you might imagine, but unfortunately, when I’d reached the gate, whipped off my gloves and reached for my key, pushing it into the lock for the first time in days. It won’t fit. I have two keys, so I try the second, to the same effect.


I stood then, behind a gate, transfixed by my own inability to undo a lock, the halogen lamp behind the gate picking out the bright blue of my hoodie and throwing it across the snow in front of me… so I stood in a puddle of reflected baby-blue and thought,


“This is it, I’m pretty much done. I’ll need to eat or drink something soon and the walk to another entrance is 20-30 minutes in good weather. I’ll just tweet my own eulogy and hope someone thinks to call a doctor…”


Then, MacGyver instincts kicking in, I realised that I’m probably warm enough, as a rapidly cooling human being, to melt the ice inside the lock, so I pressed my lips to the cold, cold steel of the lock and breathed into it, to whatever extent I could, for about a minute and a half, frozen, face at chest height, hanging from the grille of the gate.


Tried the key again, no progress. This was something that could take some time.


At some point, it struck me that the wind would likely have kept the keyhole on the opposite side ice-free. After about two minutes of scrabbling, fingernails hunting across the cracked ice on the lock for a keyhole, I managed to unlock the gate and stagger home for a cup of tea and some Hobnobs.


Didn’t have the nerve to tell the sister about my minor “I’m going to die here” episode though. That’s a bit close to me.

****
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maga33
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States247 Posts
January 11 2010 01:19 GMT
#2
That must have been scary.
Glad you made it through
The victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
January 11 2010 01:21 GMT
#3
Thanks man, just felt like I needed to write it all down after it happened. Kind of helps get it out of your system
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asianskill
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States289 Posts
January 11 2010 01:21 GMT
#4
amazing what goes through the mind at times like these

5/5
herrro
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
January 11 2010 01:25 GMT
#5
Good stuff yo!
...
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
January 11 2010 01:40 GMT
#6
On February 10 2008 01:29 SirGlinG wrote:
I'm new around, so plz tell me.
(bo5) means u, bet on the winner of all 5, not just the first game?


Your first post on TL somewhat beats mine...
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
January 11 2010 01:43 GMT
#7
It's just longer, they basically ask the same question, I think
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SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
January 11 2010 01:44 GMT
#8
Yeah except the Mcgyver part of solving it
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
January 11 2010 02:38 GMT
#9
Hypoglycemic episodes can be very scary indeed. I have type I diabetes so I tend to experience things like this from time to time if I take too much insulin. It does get really really scary if your sugar is low and you have no easy way to get food or help or anything. The best advice I can give you(and that I try to always follow) is to carry around a bag of skittles or starbursts or something, but I'm sure you already know all that.
Methos
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States206 Posts
January 11 2010 03:17 GMT
#10
oh wow that must be scary. I probably would have broken a window or something out of desperation and panic.
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-11 04:36:20
January 11 2010 04:36 GMT
#11
I was reading through this and suddenly I saw 'Phoenix Park' and I thought that there can't be too many of those around. I'm quite close actually, we should go for a drink sometime

My girlfriend and both her parents have diabetes so I know that while its not serious, you can be put in scary situations quite easily, thankfully you got out of that one ok with cool headed thinking.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
January 11 2010 04:42 GMT
#12
On January 11 2010 10:12 SirJolt wrote:...so I pressed my lips to the cold, cold steel of the lock and breathed into it...


Where I'm from, you would have ripped off a layer of your lips. Another thing to note is that you should never lick really cold metal.

Glad you got in safely.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 11 2010 07:09 GMT
#13
On January 11 2010 13:42 Durak wrote:
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On January 11 2010 10:12 SirJolt wrote:...so I pressed my lips to the cold, cold steel of the lock and breathed into it...


Where I'm from, you would have ripped off a layer of your lips. Another thing to note is that you should never lick really cold metal.

Glad you got in safely.


thats what i thought too :s you;re ok now though so i guess... stock up on more jelly beans for the rest of the winter?
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
January 11 2010 09:15 GMT
#14
I bet you respond to cheeses in starcraft extremely well.
A very interesting read and good thinking on your toes. Good job staying alive (funny how little things like an icy lock can put threat to our lives. Oh how fragile we are.)
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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
January 11 2010 10:09 GMT
#15
Thanks for all the feeback guys, I've been a member a while but don't post

Also, it's lovely to see someone else living close by :D
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