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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 02:19 GMT
#81
On January 07 2010 11:17 Chill wrote:
You just open a door without knocking? This is on you my friend.

My thought at the time : my stepdads going to bed and my mom is probably cleaning. so ill get my towel take a shower and leave.

what really was happening.
My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 02:21:07
January 07 2010 02:20 GMT
#82
Arb you should have 1 of those blue stars by your name.
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 02:21:44
January 07 2010 02:21 GMT
#83
was the door completely closed??

if so yeah, Chill's right: you got what you deserved. What did you expect to be going on in there??
✌
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 02:22 GMT
#84
On January 07 2010 11:21 JWD wrote:
was the door completely closed??

if so yeah, Chill's right: you got what you deserved. What did you expect to be going on in there??

Yes it was completely closed.

I expected sleeping.

What i got was not what i expected. I am disappoint
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 07 2010 02:23 GMT
#85
On January 07 2010 11:19 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:19 Grobyc wrote:
You could say we knew that it was coming.


You are such an awful person loll

I try <3
On January 07 2010 11:19 arb wrote:
what really was happening.
My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town.

There ya go arb! just have to laugh it off!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
January 07 2010 02:23 GMT
#86
Can I at least get her name to see if she has a facebook profile?
Entusman #12
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
January 07 2010 02:26 GMT
#87
On January 07 2010 11:19 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:17 Chill wrote:
You just open a door without knocking? This is on you my friend.

My thought at the time : my stepdads going to bed and my mom is probably cleaning. so ill get my towel take a shower and leave.

what really was happening.
My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town.

I can't remember which philosopher it was, but he said every man wants to have sex with his mother, so there's that too. Good luck.
Moderator
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
January 07 2010 02:28 GMT
#88
^
Freud ?
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9808 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 02:38:17
January 07 2010 02:28 GMT
#89
On January 07 2010 11:13 Scaramanga wrote:
Did they invite you to obs or even make it a 1v1v1 FFA? if not thats just rude


lol, oh god.

plz dont imply our friend here is bi. at least say 1v2.

On January 07 2010 11:26 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:19 arb wrote:
On January 07 2010 11:17 Chill wrote:
You just open a door without knocking? This is on you my friend.

My thought at the time : my stepdads going to bed and my mom is probably cleaning. so ill get my towel take a shower and leave.

what really was happening.
My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town.

I can't remember which philosopher it was, but he said every man wants to have sex with his mother, so there's that too. Good luck.


not a philosopher. that was freud. and his crap was all bs'd and his patients turned out even more fucked up than they originally were.
boomer hands
Sentient66
Profile Joined July 2009
United States651 Posts
January 07 2010 02:29 GMT
#90
Awesome dude, congrats!
seNsiX.421
rA.BreeZe
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada56 Posts
January 07 2010 02:30 GMT
#91
Why don't you have towels in your bathroom like normal people?
Weaponx3
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada232 Posts
January 07 2010 02:31 GMT
#92
this has nothing to do with jesus at all very disappointed...
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 02:31 GMT
#93
On January 07 2010 11:30 rA.BreeZe wrote:
Why don't you have towels in your bathroom like normal people?

i dont know i think im going to take a shower without one tonight.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
economist_
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Vietnam719 Posts
January 07 2010 02:36 GMT
#94
is there any differences between watching porn and parents fucking?
Economics forecast assumes everything, except responsibilities
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 02:39 GMT
#95
On January 07 2010 11:36 economist_ wrote:
is there any differences between watching porn and parents fucking?

watching porn is watching 2 people you will never meet have sex.

seeing people you see every day fucking is like..
wrong
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
January 07 2010 02:39 GMT
#96
On January 07 2010 10:29 arb wrote:
THEY WERE FUCKING

FUCKING
FUCKING

For some reason, the way you formatted and worded this made this a particularly entertaining read for me. Thanks for the lol!
"To be fair, Kal played like absolute garbage. His noted inconsistency and bad record versus Jaedong high fived into a cacophony of suck." - TwoToneTerran
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28825 Posts
January 07 2010 02:41 GMT
#97
haha next time you disobey them your stepdad can be like
yo remember back when you walked in our room to get a towel? I was fucking your mom then. I own you.

and you'll just have to accept that.
Moderator
economist_
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Vietnam719 Posts
January 07 2010 02:45 GMT
#98
On January 07 2010 11:39 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:36 economist_ wrote:
is there any differences between watching porn and parents fucking?

watching porn is watching 2 people you will never meet have sex.

seeing people you see every day fucking is like..
wrong


Whats wrong with it? you shoulda felt happy for 'em instead, and you shoulda knocked the door I agree
Economics forecast assumes everything, except responsibilities
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
January 07 2010 02:46 GMT
#99
Oh man, now every time you see their door closed you will think of them having sex. LoL.

And your dad got owned, he probably couldn't finish the deal with you walking on him.

You cock blocked your dad, you monster.
Moderator<:3-/-<
yesplz
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States295 Posts
January 07 2010 02:48 GMT
#100
Next step: walk in on grandparents
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