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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 07 2010 02:50 GMT
#101
On January 07 2010 11:48 yesplz wrote:
Next step: walk in on grandparents

If this happened.

I WOULD cut my eyes o ut
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
January 07 2010 03:06 GMT
#102
On January 07 2010 11:50 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:48 yesplz wrote:
Next step: walk in on grandparents

If this happened.

I WOULD cut my eyes o ut


im happy my grandpas are dead now :|
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 07 2010 03:11 GMT
#103
i heard my mom yell at my sister to go to bed.

she didnt come in here.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 07 2010 03:13 GMT
#104
lol, you win

5/5
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8091 Posts
January 07 2010 03:14 GMT
#105
On January 07 2010 11:28 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:13 Scaramanga wrote:
Did they invite you to obs or even make it a 1v1v1 FFA? if not thats just rude


lol, oh god.

plz dont imply our friend here is bi. at least say 1v2.

Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:26 Chill wrote:
On January 07 2010 11:19 arb wrote:
On January 07 2010 11:17 Chill wrote:
You just open a door without knocking? This is on you my friend.

My thought at the time : my stepdads going to bed and my mom is probably cleaning. so ill get my towel take a shower and leave.

what really was happening.
My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town.

I can't remember which philosopher it was, but he said every man wants to have sex with his mother, so there's that too. Good luck.


not a philosopher. that was freud. and his crap was all bs'd and his patients turned out even more fucked up than they originally were.

1v2? Shes gotta be pro to take on two at once :O
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 07 2010 03:14 GMT
#106
LOL

Oh mai gawd that is soo awkward
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 07 2010 03:20 GMT
#107
On January 07 2010 11:48 yesplz wrote:
Next step: walk in on grandparents

Oh god, no. That would just be insanely wrong.
God Bless
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
January 07 2010 03:25 GMT
#108
On January 07 2010 11:28 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:13 Scaramanga wrote:
Did they invite you to obs or even make it a 1v1v1 FFA? if not thats just rude


lol, oh god.

plz dont imply our friend here is bi. at least say 1v2.

Cause being gay is so much worse than incest?
If you have to ask, you don't know.
udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
January 07 2010 03:30 GMT
#109
learn to knock
E-Sports is competitive video gaming with a spectator fan base. Do not take the word "Sports" literally.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7220 Posts
January 07 2010 03:39 GMT
#110
On January 07 2010 12:11 arb wrote:
i heard my mom yell at my sister to go to bed.

she didnt come in here.

your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch.
you should upload some pics of her as revenge
Entusman #12
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 03:41:15
January 07 2010 03:41 GMT
#111
On January 07 2010 12:39 littlechava wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 12:11 arb wrote:
i heard my mom yell at my sister to go to bed.

she didnt come in here.

your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch.
you should upload some pics of her as revenge

Pics or it never happened.
God Bless
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 07 2010 03:42 GMT
#112
AHHHHHHHHH!
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 07 2010 03:48 GMT
#113
On January 07 2010 12:39 littlechava wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 12:11 arb wrote:
i heard my mom yell at my sister to go to bed.

she didnt come in here.

your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch.
you should upload some pics of her as revenge

r u for rela
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Cirn9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1117 Posts
January 07 2010 03:49 GMT
#114
Learn to knock on closed doors
Unprotected sex is like fast expanding in close positions. Its risky, but feels great when it works out
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 07 2010 03:49 GMT
#115
On January 07 2010 12:48 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 12:39 littlechava wrote:
On January 07 2010 12:11 arb wrote:
i heard my mom yell at my sister to go to bed.

she didnt come in here.

your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch.
you should upload some pics of her as revenge

r u for rela


yeah dude, she totally deserves it for not having her door locked
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 07 2010 03:58 GMT
#116
On January 07 2010 11:26 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:19 arb wrote:
On January 07 2010 11:17 Chill wrote:
You just open a door without knocking? This is on you my friend.

My thought at the time : my stepdads going to bed and my mom is probably cleaning. so ill get my towel take a shower and leave.

what really was happening.
My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town.

I can't remember which philosopher it was, but he said every man wants to have sex with his mother, so there's that too. Good luck.

Lol Freud.
6581
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
January 07 2010 03:59 GMT
#117
why didn't you join them ?
Graphicscolosi suck
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
January 07 2010 04:06 GMT
#118
+ Show Spoiler +
On January 07 2010 10:53 LeperKahn wrote:
[image loading]

Poll: Which is more awkward?
(Vote): Walking in on parents having sex
(Vote): Being walked in on masturbating

I think walking in on parents takes the cake.


I wouldn't mind walking in on my parents because I know they do but I'd hate to have them walk in on me cock in hand.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 07 2010 04:08 GMT
#119
It's not that bad, you'll laugh about it someday.

I walked in on my parents when I was likely 14. They had there door locked, but I wanted to watch TV so I opened their door and there they were having sex. It was dark so I didn't see much except my dad's genitalia (barely), my dad asked me what the me what the hell I wanted and I just closed the door. I made noise as if I were going down stairs, but stayed near the door to see if what they would say among themselves if anything about the situation.

Like 15 seconds went by and I heard my mom started to laugh. My dad was more on the serious side and told my mom to go talk to me about "IT". Dear god I did not want to have the sex talk at 14 with them. My mom responded, what the hell am I going to tell him? I ran down stairs as quietly as I could after I heard someone getting up, sat on the couch with my 4 year old sister, and stared at the TV. My mom stayed on the stairs and told my sister that it was time to bed. She didn't tell me anything and I didn't turn back to see her.

So I went to bed a bit later not really being affected by any of this. The next morning my mom was making breakfast and it was no an awkward situation. Breakfast was some Spanish food with eggs in it, but the eggs had gone cold due to my dad not coming down because he was watching TV. When my dad had finally came down my mom remarked the eggs had gotten cold, to which my mom replied well heat them back up, and my dad commented well that's your job (can't really translate it, but it was basically a sexually innuendo) and she laughed uncontrollably. I ate my breakfast without saying much and now I live a completely normal life... kinda of.

Any who the point is you'll get over it and enjoy masturbating once again, I suggest watching porn.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
mptj
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States485 Posts
January 07 2010 04:10 GMT
#120
this shit happened to me when i was like 8. I broke down and was crying for like a striaght hour
"Only the Good Die Young"
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