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Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
January 07 2010 04:13 GMT
#121
You're going to be masturbating peacefully one day in the future then suddenly this will pop into your head and you'll start getting all hot and you'll masturbate even more ferociously and you'll forget about pacing and speed and grip and you'll tug as hard as you can and you'll ejaculate and it will be the best thing ever.
Kk.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66366 Posts
January 07 2010 04:24 GMT
#122
lol wtf that's so awkward

don't you knock though?

or rather...

why didn't they lock the door >_>
POGGERS
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 04:29:30
January 07 2010 04:27 GMT
#123
been in the same POS as op with a more disturbing backstory, but I shan't tell it. Anyways, sexuality of your parents or any siblings is always a disgusting thing to think about let alone see the physical realization of it. Dont worry, the memory will fade. haha.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
January 07 2010 04:31 GMT
#124
On January 07 2010 13:08 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
It's not that bad, you'll laugh about it someday.

I walked in on my parents when I was likely 14. They had there door locked, but I wanted to watch TV so I opened their door and there they were having sex. It was dark so I didn't see much except my dad's genitalia (barely), my dad asked me what the me what the hell I wanted and I just closed the door. I made noise as if I were going down stairs, but stayed near the door to see if what they would say among themselves if anything about the situation.

Like 15 seconds went by and I heard my mom started to laugh. My dad was more on the serious side and told my mom to go talk to me about "IT". Dear god I did not want to have the sex talk at 14 with them. My mom responded, what the hell am I going to tell him? I ran down stairs as quietly as I could after I heard someone getting up, sat on the couch with my 4 year old sister, and stared at the TV. My mom stayed on the stairs and told my sister that it was time to bed. She didn't tell me anything and I didn't turn back to see her.

So I went to bed a bit later not really being affected by any of this. The next morning my mom was making breakfast and it was no an awkward situation. Breakfast was some Spanish food with eggs in it, but the eggs had gone cold due to my dad not coming down because he was watching TV. When my dad had finally came down my mom remarked the eggs had gotten cold, to which my mom replied well heat them back up, and my dad commented well that's your job (can't really translate it, but it was basically a sexually innuendo) and she laughed uncontrollably. I ate my breakfast without saying much and now I live a completely normal life... kinda of.

Any who the point is you'll get over it and enjoy masturbating once again, I suggest watching porn.

On January 07 2010 12:39 littlechava wrote:
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On January 07 2010 12:11 arb wrote:
i heard my mom yell at my sister to go to bed.

she didnt come in here.

your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch.
you should upload some pics of her as revenge

Entusman #12
Maero
Profile Joined December 2007
349 Posts
January 07 2010 04:33 GMT
#125
My dad gave me a box of condoms intended to be used with his girlfriend one time. It was a huge box. I asked why he was giving them to me, and his girlfriend assured me they don't use them anymore.

It could be worse.

This does suck though, this is going to ruin it for you every time a girl calls you daddy
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
January 07 2010 04:41 GMT
#126
On January 07 2010 10:52 JWD wrote:
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On January 07 2010 10:51 Mickey wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:49 JWD wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote:
imagine masturbation now

im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks.

hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post

I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby

Yeah, dude man those were the years... More like 3 years ago buddy. Who the fuck are you fooling?

hahhaha come on, you know it's every 22-year-old's duty to talk about being a teenager like it was eons ago


18 -> 22 really is an eon in terms of sexual maturity though. 18 is like a few random sluts and stuff (unless you're one of those teenagers who gets into drugs and really trashy girls real early) and pretty bad sex. Then college is like a filthy pleasure palace. (The girls start making enough money to buy the skanky outfits and crazy toys).
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
January 07 2010 04:42 GMT
#127
dont walk in on your parents anymore
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
klizzer
Profile Joined March 2008
517 Posts
January 07 2010 04:47 GMT
#128
Well, at least you'll remember to get keep your towel elsewhere. Just in case.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10348 Posts
January 07 2010 05:12 GMT
#129
When my parents door is closed, I know what they're doing. Hence, this never happened to me.

Also, learn how to do your own damn laundry. That way you won't have to grab it from a pile of clothes in your parents room. C'mon...
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
January 07 2010 05:34 GMT
#130
LOL ... way to mess up your day
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
January 07 2010 05:45 GMT
#131
Tell us your first name, last name, and your parents' wedding anniversary, and receive a free copy of the Kama Sutra.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
January 07 2010 06:04 GMT
#132
On January 07 2010 10:45 kyzers0ze wrote:
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On January 07 2010 10:43 CaucasianAsian wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:42 TryThis wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:37 SCC-Faust wrote:
I think it would have been more traumatic if it was reverse cowgirl or something.


or if they were into S&M


or roleplay

i put on my robe and wizard hat


Ooh, I like to play dress up.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
StarsPride
Profile Joined January 2010
United States364 Posts
January 07 2010 06:32 GMT
#133
daddys hurting mommy!
InfC.Pride
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 07 2010 06:35 GMT
#134
It's happened to me too about 3 years ago. Just a few days of awkwardness afterwards.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
January 07 2010 07:04 GMT
#135
On January 07 2010 13:10 mptj wrote:
this shit happened to me when i was like 8. I broke down and was crying for like a striaght hour

That is some real shit. Does this still effect you nowadays or have you gotten over it?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 07 2010 08:14 GMT
#136
hahahhaha omg great blog
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
January 07 2010 08:17 GMT
#137
That really sucks arb. You're just lucky it wasnt doggy style.
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Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 07 2010 08:18 GMT
#138
This blog has really woken me up as I've been living an illusion... I'm an only child and I've never seen my parents get even close to do something like that, so I've always thought that adults stopped doing IT at a certain age.
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 07 2010 08:19 GMT
#139
On January 07 2010 17:18 Loser777 wrote:
This blog has really woken me up as I've been living an illusion... I'm an only child and I've never seen my parents get even close to do something like that, so I've always thought that adults stopped doing IT at a certain age.


They never stop LOL, even really old couples do it all the time ^^.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 07 2010 08:21 GMT
#140
I wonder if he got an eye full of hairy old ass and balls slapping, and saggy old mom tits waving ever so gently.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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