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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 07 2010 01:36 GMT
#21
lol
RIP Aaliyah
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 07 2010 01:36 GMT
#22
lmao
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
January 07 2010 01:37 GMT
#23
I think it would have been more traumatic if it was reverse cowgirl or something.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 07 2010 01:37 GMT
#24
On January 07 2010 10:35 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:35 Comeh wrote:
What? Just because your parents (well, step parent) is older means they can't have sex any more?

Sure they can do it, but would you like to walk in on them having sex? That's just awkward.

I shower every day at like 8:30 they could atleast have the decency to wait until like 10 or something
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
January 07 2010 01:38 GMT
#25
imagine masturbation now
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 07 2010 01:38 GMT
#26
Well, according to your profile, you're older than me. Holyshit I would not know how to react in that situation... especially when your parents are at that age -.-;
6581
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
January 07 2010 01:39 GMT
#27
I think it's even funnier that your first reaction was to make a beeline for TL, and blog about it.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
January 07 2010 01:39 GMT
#28
oh my god THEY'RE FUCKINNGGGGGG!!!11
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 07 2010 01:39 GMT
#29
On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote:
imagine masturbation now

im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
jello24
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada327 Posts
January 07 2010 01:39 GMT
#30
On January 07 2010 10:33 Pengu1n wrote:
look on the bright side, when you are fucking fucking fucking some girl you will forever have this image burned into your mind to make you last 10x longer

no it wont make you last 10x longer because anybody's magic stick would shrink at the thought of seeing their parents in coitus...

unless of course you get turned on by such an image, which i think you do. weirdo.
just lurking around...
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
January 07 2010 01:39 GMT
#31
LLOLOLOL THIS IS SO FUNNY
8==========))
piratebay
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States399 Posts
January 07 2010 01:41 GMT
#32
hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
awesomeness
that image wont disappear anytime soon for you
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 07 2010 01:42 GMT
#33
i dont think they stopped after i left because i didnt hear anyone come out.

this is more disturbing.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
January 07 2010 01:42 GMT
#34
On January 07 2010 10:37 SCC-Faust wrote:
I think it would have been more traumatic if it was reverse cowgirl or something.


or if they were into S&M
Dwell
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
January 07 2010 01:43 GMT
#35
Reminds me of the time I thought I heard moaning coming from my parents room. I was freaking out. It turned out to be the television, man you have my pity.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11584 Posts
January 07 2010 01:43 GMT
#36
On January 07 2010 10:42 TryThis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:37 SCC-Faust wrote:
I think it would have been more traumatic if it was reverse cowgirl or something.


or if they were into S&M


or roleplay
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
January 07 2010 01:45 GMT
#37
On January 07 2010 10:43 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:42 TryThis wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:37 SCC-Faust wrote:
I think it would have been more traumatic if it was reverse cowgirl or something.


or if they were into S&M


or roleplay

i put on my robe and wizard hat
8==========))
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
January 07 2010 01:45 GMT
#38
On January 07 2010 10:42 arb wrote:
i dont think they stopped after i left because i didnt hear anyone come out.

this is more disturbing.

They already got caught, might as well finish.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 07 2010 01:47 GMT
#39
They know you won't be back for a while.

Seconds?

You should have just played SC and let me rape you PvT again arb, and this never would have happened.

I was going to comment on caps title, but I forgive you this time.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
January 07 2010 01:48 GMT
#40
5 star blog. Easily.
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