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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 01:49 GMT
#41
On January 07 2010 10:47 Grobyc wrote:
They know you won't be back for a while.

Seconds?

You should have just played SC and let me rape you PvT again arb, and this never would have happened.

I was going to comment on caps title, but I forgive you this time.

I should have waited because my sister is in the bathroom

but for once in my life i had to burst open the door. and i found a sight that will forever be burned into my mind.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 07 2010 01:49 GMT
#42
On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote:
imagine masturbation now

im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks.

hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post

I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby
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Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
January 07 2010 01:49 GMT
#43
hahahahahahahaha
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 07 2010 01:50 GMT
#44
oh PS, did your parents see you? If not, this is considerably less awkward
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Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 01:50:51
January 07 2010 01:50 GMT
#45
wow. My dad had his girlfriend over the other day and he had the common courtesy to sexile me. He gave me 10 bucks to go see a movie
Better than Pokebunny
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 01:50 GMT
#46
On January 07 2010 10:50 JWD wrote:
oh PS, did your parents see you? If not, this is considerably less awkward

My mom screamed.

and no i will not be beating off anytime soon after seeing this.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
January 07 2010 01:51 GMT
#47
On January 07 2010 10:49 JWD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote:
imagine masturbation now

im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks.

hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post

I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby

Yeah, dude man those were the years... More like 3 years ago buddy. Who the fuck are you fooling?
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 07 2010 01:51 GMT
#48
On January 07 2010 10:50 Foreplay wrote:
wow. My dad had his girlfriend over the other day and he had the common courtesy to sexile me. He gave me 10 bucks to go see a movie

appropriate username then sir!
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tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
January 07 2010 01:51 GMT
#49
On January 07 2010 10:50 arb wrote:
My mom screamed.


Not, on the whole, conclusive proof.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 01:53:48
January 07 2010 01:52 GMT
#50
On January 07 2010 10:51 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:49 JWD wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote:
On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote:
imagine masturbation now

im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks.

hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post

I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby

Yeah, dude man those were the years... More like 3 years ago buddy. Who the fuck are you fooling?

hahhaha come on, you know it's every 22-year-old's duty to talk about being a teenager like it was eons ago
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JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 07 2010 01:53 GMT
#51
On January 07 2010 10:50 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:50 JWD wrote:
oh PS, did your parents see you? If not, this is considerably less awkward

My mom screamed.

oh man that's really bad…can you imagine next time you see both of them? It's going to be really uncomfortable hahahaha

I wonder if they finished?
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LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1850 Posts
January 07 2010 01:53 GMT
#52
[image loading]

Poll: Which is more awkward?
(Vote): Walking in on parents having sex
(Vote): Being walked in on masturbating

I think walking in on parents takes the cake.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 07 2010 01:54 GMT
#53
A few years ago in junior year HS me and my friends went looking for batteries around the house for something(can't remember for what exactly) and instead found a bag of dildos in his moms closet.

We raced them.

Mine won.

Hurray!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 01:55:28
January 07 2010 01:54 GMT
#54
OMFG leperkahn are you serious????

how can seeing someone else do something embarrassing be worse than having them catch you??

On January 07 2010 10:54 Grobyc wrote:
A few years ago in junior year HS me and my friends went looking for batteries around the house for something(can't remember for what exactly) and instead found a bag of dildos in his moms closet.

We raced them.

Mine won.

Hurray!

one dildo is something, but an entire bag…whoaaaaaaa
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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 01:56 GMT
#55
On January 07 2010 10:54 JWD wrote:
OMFG leperkahn are you serious????

how can seeing someone else do something embarrassing be worse than having them catch you??

Well ive done both..been walked in on and walked in on.

Burning something in their memories that they probably do regularly anyway is not as bad as walking in on parents fucking which is IMO the most disturbing thing you can see
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 07 2010 01:57 GMT
#56
Oh shit I meant to vote Being walked in on masturbating.

Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???"

If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?"

mom: "will do"

and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 07 2010 01:58 GMT
#57
On January 07 2010 10:57 Grobyc wrote:
Oh shit I meant to vote Being walked in on masturbating.

Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???"

If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?"

mom: "will do"

and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails.

i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 02:02:05
January 07 2010 02:00 GMT
#58
On January 07 2010 10:58 arb wrote:

i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while.

You could probably be handling this a bit more maturely. Just a tad.

People have sex all the time. Your parents, for example. 18 years ago.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
January 07 2010 02:00 GMT
#59
arb

it's ok

where do you think you came from

haven't you ever wanted a little brother?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
January 07 2010 02:04 GMT
#60
On January 07 2010 10:58 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 10:57 Grobyc wrote:
Oh shit I meant to vote Being walked in on masturbating.

Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???"

If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?"

mom: "will do"

and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails.

i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while.


Or you could beat around the bush.
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