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On January 07 2010 10:47 Grobyc wrote:
They know you won't be back for a while.
Seconds?
You should have just played SC and let me rape you PvT again arb, and this never would have happened.
I was going to comment on caps title, but I forgive you this time.
I should have waited because my sister is in the bathroom
but for once in my life i had to burst open the door. and i found a sight that will forever be burned into my mind.
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On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote:im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks.
hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post
I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby
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oh PS, did your parents see you? If not, this is considerably less awkward
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wow. My dad had his girlfriend over the other day and he had the common courtesy to sexile me. He gave me 10 bucks to go see a movie 
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On January 07 2010 10:50 JWD wrote:
oh PS, did your parents see you? If not, this is considerably less awkward
My mom screamed.
and no i will not be beating off anytime soon after seeing this.
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On January 07 2010 10:49 JWD wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote:On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote:
imagine masturbation now im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks. hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby
Yeah, dude man those were the years... More like 3 years ago buddy. Who the fuck are you fooling?
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On January 07 2010 10:50 Foreplay wrote:wow. My dad had his girlfriend over the other day and he had the common courtesy to sexile me. He gave me 10 bucks to go see a movie
appropriate username then sir!
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On January 07 2010 10:50 arb wrote:
My mom screamed.
Not, on the whole, conclusive proof.
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On January 07 2010 10:51 Mickey wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2010 10:49 JWD wrote:On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote:On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote:
imagine masturbation now im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks. hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby Yeah, dude man those were the years... More like 3 years ago buddy. Who the fuck are you fooling?
hahhaha come on, you know it's every 22-year-old's duty to talk about being a teenager like it was eons ago
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On January 07 2010 10:50 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2010 10:50 JWD wrote:
oh PS, did your parents see you? If not, this is considerably less awkward My mom screamed.
oh man that's really bad…can you imagine next time you see both of them? It's going to be really uncomfortable hahahaha
I wonder if they finished?
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Poll: Which is more awkward?
(Vote): Walking in on parents having sex
(Vote): Being walked in on masturbating
I think walking in on parents takes the cake.
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A few years ago in junior year HS me and my friends went looking for batteries around the house for something(can't remember for what exactly) and instead found a bag of dildos in his moms closet.
We raced them.
Mine won.
Hurray!
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OMFG leperkahn are you serious????
how can seeing someone else do something embarrassing be worse than having them catch you??
On January 07 2010 10:54 Grobyc wrote:
A few years ago in junior year HS me and my friends went looking for batteries around the house for something(can't remember for what exactly) and instead found a bag of dildos in his moms closet.
We raced them.
Mine won.
Hurray!
one dildo is something, but an entire bag…whoaaaaaaa
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On January 07 2010 10:54 JWD wrote:
OMFG leperkahn are you serious????
how can seeing someone else do something embarrassing be worse than having them catch you??
Well ive done both..been walked in on and walked in on.
Burning something in their memories that they probably do regularly anyway is not as bad as walking in on parents fucking which is IMO the most disturbing thing you can see
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Oh shit I meant to vote Being walked in on masturbating.
Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???"
If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?"
mom: "will do"
and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails.
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On January 07 2010 10:57 Grobyc wrote:
Oh shit I meant to vote Being walked in on masturbating.
Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???"
If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?"
mom: "will do"
and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails.
i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while.
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On January 07 2010 10:58 arb wrote:
i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while.
You could probably be handling this a bit more maturely. Just a tad.
People have sex all the time. Your parents, for example. 18 years ago.
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arb
it's ok
where do you think you came from
haven't you ever wanted a little brother?
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On January 07 2010 10:58 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2010 10:57 Grobyc wrote:
Oh shit I meant to vote Being walked in on masturbating.
Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???"
If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?"
mom: "will do"
and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails. i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while.
Or you could beat around the bush.
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