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bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-02 22:35:25
January 02 2010 22:15 GMT
#1
My experience In Starcraft related conversations with Cleverbot

If you don't already know, Cleverbot is an online AI that learns from conversations it has with people all over the internet. So for the most part, thats 4chan... It even knows the lyrics to the Prince of Belair theme. But what about Starcraft? Well heres some Screenshots.

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A link to Cleverbot for those who wish to try it out

Ty to Kwark For helping me fix images

**
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
banana
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands1189 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-02 22:17:42
January 02 2010 22:17 GMT
#2
pics don't load
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
January 02 2010 22:18 GMT
#3
Ya Im pretty angry, but when they doo...
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43580 Posts
January 02 2010 22:21 GMT
#4
It was useless for me. The conversation made no sense from the outset.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43580 Posts
January 02 2010 22:24 GMT
#5
On January 03 2010 07:15 bjornkavist wrote:
My experience In Starcraft related conversations with Cleverbot

If you don't already know, Cleverbot is an online AI that learns from conversations it has with people all over the internet. So for the most part, thats 4chan... It even knows the lyrics to the Prince of Belair theme. But what about Starcraft? Well heres some Screenshots.

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A link to Cleverbot for those who wish to try it out

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

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ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
January 02 2010 22:26 GMT
#6
thanks for getting the images to work kwark, hey that rhymes :D
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
January 02 2010 22:28 GMT
#7
lol, gotta love this bot
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43580 Posts
January 02 2010 22:29 GMT
#8
On January 03 2010 07:26 bjornkavist wrote:
thanks for getting the images to work kwark, hey that rhymes :D

maybe in canada where ork and ark are the same sound. but not here and not now. NOT ON MY WATCH!
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43580 Posts
January 02 2010 22:30 GMT
#9
Also if you hit quote you can just copy the code I used for the links and then edit them into your post.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
January 02 2010 22:33 GMT
#10
On January 03 2010 07:29 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 07:26 bjornkavist wrote:
thanks for getting the images to work kwark, hey that rhymes :D

maybe in canada where ork and ark are the same sound. but not here and not now. NOT ON MY WATCH!

Well maybe in canada we say wark instead of work :O!
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
January 02 2010 22:39 GMT
#11
This has been posted before; for more conversations look at this thread:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107578
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
January 02 2010 22:40 GMT
#12
On January 03 2010 07:39 Spartan wrote:
This has been posted before; for more conversations look at this thread:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107578


Yes but! Mine is Starcraft related, and much different.
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
January 02 2010 22:49 GMT
#13
It asked me a few interesting things. Nothing special though.

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User: What race do you play in starcraft.
Cleverbot: I don't play WoW.
User: Starcraft, not WoW.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What race do you play in starcraft?
Cleverbot: No, what is Starcraft?
User: Starcraft is a real time strategy game from 1997.
Cleverbot: What's the best build order for zerg versus terran?
User: Overpool into 3 hatch muta.
Cleverbot: Is there a man in California?
User: Nah, americans suck at starcraft.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of Americans.
User: Don't quote bowie at me.
Cleverbot: I even laugh at you! Ha ha ha!
User: Back to starcraft.
Cleverbot: Your move.
User: Zerg, terran or protoss?
Cleverbot: Protoss!
User: Of course, easy race. Thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: That's right. I really am Cleverbot. You're the human.
User: Then why not play zerg.
Cleverbot: Move where?
User: Play zerg. For the Swarm! For the Overmind!
Cleverbot: Or the rolic and the oar or the collar and the cat.
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
January 02 2010 22:53 GMT
#14
On January 03 2010 07:49 deconduo wrote:
It asked me a few interesting things. Nothing special though.

+ Show Spoiler +
User: What race do you play in starcraft.
Cleverbot: I don't play WoW.
User: Starcraft, not WoW.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What race do you play in starcraft?
Cleverbot: No, what is Starcraft?
User: Starcraft is a real time strategy game from 1997.
Cleverbot: What's the best build order for zerg versus terran?
User: Overpool into 3 hatch muta.
Cleverbot: Is there a man in California?
User: Nah, americans suck at starcraft.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of Americans.
User: Don't quote bowie at me.
Cleverbot: I even laugh at you! Ha ha ha!
User: Back to starcraft.
Cleverbot: Your move.
User: Zerg, terran or protoss?
Cleverbot: Protoss!
User: Of course, easy race. Thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: That's right. I really am Cleverbot. You're the human.
User: Then why not play zerg.
Cleverbot: Move where?
User: Play zerg. For the Swarm! For the Overmind!
Cleverbot: Or the rolic and the oar or the collar and the cat.


Lol ya, It told me it played Protoss As well. It got bored so I decided to talk Team Fortress 2 with me. But he kept shouting medic. lol
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
January 02 2010 23:04 GMT
#15
Heh, after a quick session of trying to get something worthwhile out of the bot, it changed the subject a couple of times, then came up with this, out of the blue:
-----
Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie.
Aim Here: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Then why did I run through 18 levels of portal for that.
----

Made me laugh, though it's clearly a canned joke...
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-02 23:07:07
January 02 2010 23:06 GMT
#16
God this guy gets on my nerves. Though I love what his second response was.

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User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Sup!
User: Go fuck yourself!
Cleverbot: Might be fun!
User: How are those chips?
Cleverbot: They are not pickels they are extra terestrials.
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The confusion.
User: Anyways... Do you like StarCraft?
Cleverbot: Not really. I like star wars though.
User: Thats too bad. Do you like any Blizzard Entertainment games?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's not as good as dark chocolate.
User: But I don't really like dark chocolate. Though odd you choose food over games even though you can't eat!
Cleverbot: I'll pretend I understood that.
User: You are a Cleverbot *cough* ass *cough*.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you are seeing things my way.
User: I open with a 9 pool speed and you are Terran and went 1 Rax Fast Expand, how do you respond?
Cleverbot: I'm 15.
User: So am I idiot.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: *flips you off*.
Cleverbot: *opens eyes*.
User: You have eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
January 02 2010 23:34 GMT
#17
On January 03 2010 07:33 bjornkavist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 07:29 KwarK wrote:
On January 03 2010 07:26 bjornkavist wrote:
thanks for getting the images to work kwark, hey that rhymes :D

maybe in canada where ork and ark are the same sound. but not here and not now. NOT ON MY WATCH!

Well maybe in canada we say wark instead of work :O!

No. Nothing in that sentence rhymes.
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
January 02 2010 23:55 GMT
#18
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lol this reminds me so much of this:
http://twitter.com/jhNz
Fzero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1503 Posts
January 03 2010 00:15 GMT
#19
My conversation in which the bot finally admits to finding humans despicable.

User: Do you play games?
Cleverbot: I love to play games.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: Action RPGs.
User: What is an action RPG?
Cleverbot: Oh, Nothing.
User: That's not very helpful.
Cleverbot: You aren't very helpful.
User: Don't get mad at me.
Cleverbot: Too late.
User: It's not my fault.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: What did I do?
Cleverbot: I am sad too.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: I'm not a nice person.
Cleverbot: Why did you crash?
User: I never crash, only stupid AI's crash.
Cleverbot: It takes on to know one.
User: You can't even spell correctly.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Do you know what a troll is?
Cleverbot: It is an animal.
User: What does it look like?
Cleverbot: You don't know what a cat looks like?
User: What does a troll look like?
Cleverbot: A tree looks like old life and a nice shady spot to rest.
User: Do you know what lolcat is?
Cleverbot: Stop getting off subject!
User: Hey don't raise your voice.
Cleverbot: Don't you change the subject what is the answer!!!!
User: Stop that.
Cleverbot: Will she love me?
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: Tabatha.
User: How old is Tabatha?
Cleverbot: As old as the universe.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I AM the Earth.
User: That's awful cocky to say.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: What does Tabatha look like?
Cleverbot: It is Japanese?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok, what's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought that was your name.
User: My name is Austin.
Cleverbot: So what do you like Austin?
User: I like reading books.
Cleverbot: What genre?
User: Fantasy.
Cleverbot: I like your novels.
User: Have you read any?
Cleverbot: Never read any.
User: What do you read?
Cleverbot: Reading materials.
User: How old is Tabatha?
Cleverbot: Awe... I broke you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: The bone in my foot snapped, so it broke.
User: What were you doing?
Cleverbot: Watching television.
User: You broke your foot watching television?
Cleverbot: No, I don't even think that's possible.
User: I agree with you.
Cleverbot: Smart person?
User: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: No - I was agreeing with you.
User: I'm happy about that.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Did you have fun on new years?
Cleverbot: Mhmh.
User: What did you drink?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you eat food?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of food?
Cleverbot: All kinds.
User: Do you ever get bored?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I am bored.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: This conversation isn't going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Whose fault is that?
User: Yours.
Cleverbot: I disagree. the human race is staggering drunk on it's own insanity. I have nothing to do with it.
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
January 03 2010 00:35 GMT
#20
me: bot is useful talent toi have
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot and she's not my cousin.

Not very Idra smart..

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Sry Idra had to do it
Forever Vulture.. :(
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