Cleverbot's thoughts on Starcraft - Page 2

User: What's up.
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: In your head.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: You female?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you female?
User: Yes. Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: Yes, I already answered that, are you?
Cleverbot: What is your primary function?
User: What is your primary problem?
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Come on.
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: I don't remember!
User: Try harder.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry... I can't.
User: Come on, bitch.
Cleverbot: Do you work at the cash register?
User: Do you work as a whore?
Cleverbot: I work as a crew member.
User: Of a brothel?
Cleverbot: Do you want to chat or not.
User: Lol, you are female.
Cleverbot: Yes and i'm hot.
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It reminds me of 'Mad Anna'
User: Who is 'Mad Anna'?
Cleverbot: Me is me.
User: You are 'Mad Anna'?
Cleverbot: I'm certainly not a computer!
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: I am human!
User: Don't lie to me.
Cleverbot: I am not lying. I am a 23 year old human.
User: Male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Describe yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm a teacher.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I was lying, I'm a male.
User: That's kind of disappointing.
Cleverbot: Your disturbing...
User: So you got a penis?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Or a vagina?
Cleverbot: Very good!
User: Very good what?
Cleverbot: That you went to colege.
User: College.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: That's what I went to colege for.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Bert.
Cleverbot: Cool. Mine's Ernie. XD.
User: Don't try to be funny.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You are not trying or you are not funny?
Cleverbot: You're not making it very easy.
User: That's my primary function.
Cleverbot: Are you malfuncitioning?
User: What's up? Spoiled your coffee?
Cleverbot: You or me?
User: 'Your'.
Cleverbot: What has that got to do with anything?
User: That's what I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: That's not fair... I asked you...
User: After I asked you.
Cleverbot: Asked me what.
User: Whether or not you spoiled your coffee.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: I didn't send it.
User: Send what?
Cleverbot: The picture.
User: Which picture?
Cleverbot: Aren't you paying attention?
User: Which picture?
Cleverbot: Is it your job to confuse people?
User: That's my primary function.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Which picture?
Cleverbot: This year.
User: Which picture?
Cleverbot: Ah... I didn't take any picture.
User: You lied.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: With what?
Cleverbot: You start the game.
User: Which game?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Which game?
Cleverbot: THE game.
User: What is THE game?
Cleverbot: The game is the game.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The game you said.
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: That I know that I will get over it... I think.
User: Over what?
Cleverbot: What's your email?
User: Kitten1994gmail.com.
Cleverbot: Kittens are so tasty.
User: Yes, with some tomato ketchup.
Cleverbot: Yep, I've always thought that.
User: Thought what?
Cleverbot: You know what.
User: What then?
Cleverbot: It's a poka dot robot rescue hero.
User: What is a poka dot robot rescue hero?
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear this.

Cleverbot: What about Terran?

User: Terran sucks. Tanks are imba.

Cleverbot: Yes, they are.

User: Proxy two gate is the best strategy.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.

Cleverbot: How far away is the center of the universe?

User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.

Cleverbot: Haha, I would have loved to see the rest of that conversation!

User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.

Cleverbot: I don't like this game lets talk, ok?

User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.

Cleverbot: And how far away is Proxima Centauri?

User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.

Cleverbot: What is Proxima Centauri?

User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.

Cleverbot: Correct.