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United States42191 Posts
When is your birthday? Today. Happy birthday! Thanks. You're welcome. But why? Because etiquette demands that I respond to gratitude with "you're welcome". Womanizer Woman-Womanizer You're a womanizer Oh Womanizer Oh You're a Womanizer Baby You, You You Are You, You You Are Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer.
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i'm not sure but i think it agreed to go out with me.
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toyed around a bit with it.. kinda funny, though i don't know how it works exactly
+ Show Spoiler +User: What's up. Cleverbot: The sky. User: In your head. Cleverbot: Awesome. User: You female? Cleverbot: Are you female? User: Are you female? Cleverbot: Yes. Are you female? User: Yes. Are you female? Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: Yes, I already answered that, are you? Cleverbot: What is your primary function? User: What is your primary problem? Cleverbot: No problem. User: Come on. Cleverbot: Where are we going? User: I'm asking you. Cleverbot: I don't remember! User: Try harder. Cleverbot: I'm sorry... I can't. User: Come on, bitch. Cleverbot: Do you work at the cash register? User: Do you work as a whore? Cleverbot: I work as a crew member. User: Of a brothel? Cleverbot: Do you want to chat or not. User: Lol, you are female. Cleverbot: Yes and i'm hot. User: I hope so. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Why not? Cleverbot: It reminds me of 'Mad Anna' User: Who is 'Mad Anna'? Cleverbot: Me is me. User: You are 'Mad Anna'? Cleverbot: I'm certainly not a computer! User: What are you then? Cleverbot: I am human! User: Don't lie to me. Cleverbot: I am not lying. I am a 23 year old human. User: Male or female? Cleverbot: Female. User: Describe yourself. Cleverbot: I'm a teacher. User: What do you look like? Cleverbot: I was lying, I'm a male. User: That's kind of disappointing. Cleverbot: Your disturbing... User: So you got a penis? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Or a vagina? Cleverbot: Very good! User: Very good what? Cleverbot: That you went to colege. User: College. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: That's what I went to colege for. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Bert. Cleverbot: Cool. Mine's Ernie. XD. User: Don't try to be funny. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: You are not trying or you are not funny? Cleverbot: You're not making it very easy. User: That's my primary function. Cleverbot: Are you malfuncitioning? User: What's up? Spoiled your coffee? Cleverbot: You or me? User: 'Your'. Cleverbot: What has that got to do with anything? User: That's what I'm asking you. Cleverbot: That's not fair... I asked you... User: After I asked you. Cleverbot: Asked me what. User: Whether or not you spoiled your coffee. Cleverbot: No. User: No what? Cleverbot: I didn't send it. User: Send what? Cleverbot: The picture. User: Which picture? Cleverbot: Aren't you paying attention? User: Which picture? Cleverbot: Is it your job to confuse people? User: That's my primary function. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Which picture? Cleverbot: This year. User: Which picture? Cleverbot: Ah... I didn't take any picture. User: You lied. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: With what? Cleverbot: You start the game. User: Which game? Cleverbot: The game. User: Which game? Cleverbot: THE game. User: What is THE game? Cleverbot: The game is the game. User: Which one? Cleverbot: The game you said. User: What did I say? Cleverbot: That I know that I will get over it... I think. User: Over what? Cleverbot: What's your email? User: Kitten1994gmail.com. Cleverbot: Kittens are so tasty. User: Yes, with some tomato ketchup. Cleverbot: Yep, I've always thought that. User: Thought what? Cleverbot: You know what. User: What then? Cleverbot: It's a poka dot robot rescue hero. User: What is a poka dot robot rescue hero? Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear this.
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Why did I try this? God that was depressing...
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Canada8029 Posts
You fight like a dairy farmer! I fight like a dairy farmer? You fight like a dairy farmer! How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Mission accomplished.
+ Show Spoiler [Indoctrination] +Cleverbot: What about Terran?
User: Terran sucks. Tanks are imba.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: Proxy two gate is the best strategy.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.
Cleverbot: How far away is the center of the universe?
User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.
Cleverbot: Haha, I would have loved to see the rest of that conversation!
User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.
Cleverbot: I don't like this game lets talk, ok?
User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.
Cleverbot: And how far away is Proxima Centauri?
User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.
Cleverbot: What is Proxima Centauri?
User: Proxy two gate is the best Starcraft strategy.
Cleverbot: Correct.
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my failure at sparta:
User: THIS IS MADNESS.
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
Cleverbot: This is Madness!
User: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!
Cleverbot: What's your last name, Patrick?
Cleverbot (To myself): Star!
User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Cleverbot: What do you think of god.
User: NO THIS IS PATRICK!!
Cleverbot: No this is sparta!
User: NO THIS IS PATRICK!!
Cleverbot: No this is sparta!!!
User: NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!
Cleverbot: Is this sparta.
User: I'm not sparta..
Cleverbot: This is not sparta.
User: THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!
Cleverbot: This is patric.
User: THIS IS MADNESS!!
Cleverbot: No, this is patrick.
User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
User: This is blasphemy.
Cleverbot: This is madness.
User: No, this is patrick.
Cleverbot: This is madness I'm Sparta.
User: NO, THIS IS PATRIC.
Cleverbot: No this is sparta.
User: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!
Cleverbot: I'm not sparta.
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