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How to be a good mannered troll on iccup

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coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
November 11 2009 22:29 GMT
#1
Are you tired of people making social life on the iccup chat?
Tired of those people that keep asking you questions when you want to play?
Do you want to laugh, but be nice at the same time?
I give you a list of some answers that i usually use to some common questions


q:Hi, u from?
a:Yes, from ^^

The idea here is simple. To give an idea of a poor poor english. Many times you will get a lot of questions after. Just take the last word and say:

Yes, [last word] [any smiley face]


q:max rank?
a:Yes, rank =)

Now, what if they ask me again?

q:Hi, u from?
a:Yes, from ^^
q:No, where are you from
a:from, right

For a second instance you do:
[last word], right [smiley]

q:age?
a:yes, age
q:no, how old are you
a:old, right

you can add thx to the sentence, do it when your response could have sense, so it wont again

q:do you play at west?
a:yes west thx

the best answer, anyway, to solve any thing is:

a:u2

Is so powerfull, try to use it whenever they dont ask, but they dont say anything nice either.

q:shitty mouse!
a:u2

q:lol
a:u2

q:rejoin
a:u2

q:lag
a:u2

etc.


so:

So, I join a game

host:hi
me:hi
host:u from?
me:yes from ^^
host:-.-
me*_*)_b
host:glhfgg
me:yes gg

game starts
host:max rank?
me:yes, rank
host:your max rank is rank?
me:rank, right ^^
host:nvm
me:u2 thx

game ends, i won, time to troll again

host:gg
me:lucky i have planes (you just win with carriers)

You can use stupid links from units to words. The idea is to show yourself like worst noob ever.

game ends, i lost. More time to troll. The only rule here to be mannered is to exit after you say gg, so dont say it quick, ask some poor questions, like

me:U pro?
host:no, you play too slow
me:u2 thx
host:leave?
me:yes, leave

wait 2 to 5 seconds

me:gg

and i leave

*****
Jävla skit
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
November 11 2009 22:38 GMT
#2
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies
Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
November 11 2009 22:38 GMT
#3
I'm gonna try this for sure!
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
November 11 2009 22:41 GMT
#4
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies


the mains are too small
@KawaiiRiceLighT
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
November 11 2009 22:44 GMT
#5
haha nice mini guide, i lold.
Freedom is a stranger
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
November 11 2009 22:45 GMT
#6
I always pretend I'm mexican and ask for their asl if they get chatty.
esq>n
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
November 11 2009 22:46 GMT
#7
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies

agreed
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
kvilx
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Poland198 Posts
November 11 2009 22:46 GMT
#8
2v2 is better:

You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.

You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones

You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have
Day[9] For President
Blind
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States2528 Posts
November 11 2009 22:53 GMT
#9
On November 12 2009 07:46 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies

agreed

yep, spot on. most of the times i've been cheesed is accompanied by a lot of small talk
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
November 11 2009 22:54 GMT
#10
OP was permanently banned by KeSPA for this post

On a more serious note though, good guide ^^
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 22:55:46
November 11 2009 22:55 GMT
#11

I love the people who are watching streams of better players playing, then start msging them advice. " If you build more gateways, then you will get more zealots"

Classic
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 11 2009 23:02 GMT
#12
Lol I do stuff like that. Some of them will keep asking you the same shit 15m into the game.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 23:04:55
November 11 2009 23:04 GMT
#13
Hahah. this reminds me of my HelloBalls smurf on East. ill post some reps if i find any funny enough
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
November 11 2009 23:11 GMT
#14
On November 12 2009 07:46 kvilx wrote:
2v2 is better:

You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.

You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones

You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have


Haha that... wow... that had me laughing so hard. Better then op tbh!
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
November 11 2009 23:24 GMT
#15
On November 12 2009 07:44 kemoryan wrote:
haha nice mini guide, i lold.

!!!
Don't mess the fess!
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
November 11 2009 23:24 GMT
#16
I just did this and it works very well

Opponent: wtf my lings are so dumb
Me: Dumb, right
Opponent: 24 lings got stuck by 1 zealot I told them to run past
Me: Past, yes
Opponent: you're dumb
Me: u2
Opponent: You don't deserve this win
Me: Yes, win
Opponent: me>you anyway
Me: u2, re?
Opponent: gtfo *leaves*
Writer
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
November 11 2009 23:26 GMT
#17
On November 12 2009 08:11 Julmust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2009 07:46 kvilx wrote:
2v2 is better:

You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.

You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones

You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have


Haha that... wow... that had me laughing so hard. Better then op tbh!


lol agreed, though it took me a second to get the second one

which is why now i only play 2v2 with ppl i know
boomer hands
duckett
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States589 Posts
November 11 2009 23:27 GMT
#18
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies

yeah. bleh. it sucks how hard it is to carry on an ingame-conversation because this happens so often.
funky squaredance funky squaredance funky squaredance
Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 11 2009 23:33 GMT
#19
lol gonna try it asap
Goons? just vulture toys 휴.휴
NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
November 11 2009 23:42 GMT
#20
lol, i think this is an excuse to cover up the OP's bad english.

" To give an idea of a poor poor english."

Buddy, you gave that idea alright :D
TwitteR: @NeverExpo follow me, i'll follow back :)
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
November 11 2009 23:50 GMT
#21
Quality blog. Thank you I've been looking for some responses to this as it annoys me so much.
wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
November 11 2009 23:51 GMT
#22
What's wrong with the "I love youuuuuuu <3 " as a response to anything?
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6174 Posts
November 11 2009 23:52 GMT
#23
On November 12 2009 07:29 coltrane wrote:
Are you tired of people making social life on the iccup chat?
Tired of those people that keep asking you questions when you want to play?
Do you want to laugh, but be nice at the same time?
I give you a list of some answers that i usually use to some common questions

I have simpler solution.
Just don't type anything and they'll quit asking.
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5537 Posts
November 11 2009 23:53 GMT
#24
This can be applied to Omegle also.

Conversation starts
Them: asl?
you: asl ^^

etc.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 11 2009 23:54 GMT
#25
André says:
sup fg
Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
yes fag
André says:
nice comeback
fag
whatcha upto?
Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
fag, right
André says:
phagging it up atm?

André just sent you a nudge.

Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
u2
André says:
so bored
so tired
bleh
some guy just open shoved
Sergei. Shogun Rua is the UFC LHW Champion. says:
lucky i have planes


Not sure it worked out as intended-_-
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
November 12 2009 00:03 GMT
#26
Haha nice one ;P
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
November 12 2009 00:08 GMT
#27
5 stars =D
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
November 12 2009 00:09 GMT
#28
Hilarious guide! Thanks for writing coltrane. 5/5.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Triple7
Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
November 12 2009 00:33 GMT
#29
Haha, this guide is excellent!
지지이이이이이이이이이이이
RHoudini
Profile Joined October 2009
Belgium3627 Posts
November 12 2009 00:37 GMT
#30
LOL
Lee Jae Dong fighting!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 12 2009 00:37 GMT
#31
when someone starts acting super bad manner in game i always type gg at random moments while playing on

the rage that followsis always hilarious
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
November 12 2009 00:59 GMT
#32
On November 12 2009 08:52 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2009 07:29 coltrane wrote:
Are you tired of people making social life on the iccup chat?
Tired of those people that keep asking you questions when you want to play?
Do you want to laugh, but be nice at the same time?
I give you a list of some answers that i usually use to some common questions

I have simpler solution.
Just don't type anything and they'll quit asking.


actually sometimes when i just dont feel like chatting i dont say a word, and most of the time they will just flat out leave the game right at the start if i dont answer, no idea why.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
November 12 2009 01:22 GMT
#33
haha nice post, the only problem is they may think you're Korean and ban you or something
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
November 12 2009 02:04 GMT
#34
i just start singing old classics.

WHAT IS LOVE?
BABY DONT HURT ME.
DONT HURT ME.. NO MORE.
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
November 12 2009 02:08 GMT
#35
On November 12 2009 08:53 oBlade wrote:
This can be applied to Omegle also.

Conversation starts
Them: asl?
you: asl ^^

etc.


Hmmm, I think I'll go practice on omegle
Trucy Wright is hot
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
November 12 2009 02:16 GMT
#36
I always get asked "m or f" instead of asl
I drop suckas like Plinko
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
November 12 2009 03:40 GMT
#37
One time I got chat banned on iccup cause of the following:

Other guy: From?
Me: Your mother.

Not kidding either. ICCUP can be ridiculous. I wont even risk good mannered trolling after that ridiculous crap.
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
November 12 2009 04:15 GMT
#38
On November 12 2009 08:42 NrG.NeverExpo wrote:
lol, i think this is an excuse to cover up the OP's bad english.

" To give an idea of a poor poor english."

Buddy, you gave that idea alright :D



yes, english


On November 12 2009 12:40 yhnmk wrote:
One time I got chat banned on iccup cause of the following:

Other guy: From?
Me: Your mother.

Not kidding either. ICCUP can be ridiculous. I wont even risk good mannered trolling after that ridiculous crap.


aaaahaahahah you forgot the funny face!

Jävla skit
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
November 12 2009 04:28 GMT
#39
the face makes it ok ^^
I drop suckas like Plinko
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10449 Posts
November 12 2009 04:40 GMT
#40
personally i like

them: you from?
me: usa. you?
them: argentina
me: ah, that in europe?
frozenkatkiller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States168 Posts
November 12 2009 04:42 GMT
#41
My first go on omegle


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, i don't look up skirts. :-)
You: yes, skirts ^^
Stranger: :-) so how are u?
You: u2
Stranger: i am well
You: yes, well ^^
Stranger: u want to chat?
You: i have planes
Stranger: planes?
You: yes, planes
Stranger: ok
You: u2
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
November 12 2009 05:37 GMT
#42
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: m/f, yes ^^
Stranger: i'm m
You: m, right
Stranger: which are you?
You: u2, thx ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ao_Jun
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Denmark396 Posts
November 12 2009 08:56 GMT
#43
i'm kinda tired of the "From?" spam as well.
Had this conversation the other day:

Him: u From?
Me: u From?
Him: Poland u?
Me: Denmark, Favourite colour?
Him: Green
Me: Do you have any allergies i should know about?
Him: ...
Me: Do you like Rock'n'Roll?
Him: GL HF.

Works like a charm, sadly i always forget to make probes when i talk :-/
you are one of the least benigtedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
No_eL
Profile Joined July 2007
Chile1438 Posts
November 12 2009 14:52 GMT
#44
when they asked me: from?

i said: aiur.

then they said:

-noob --> really? i hate ez games
-nerd --> thx, but i got both ur sister and ur mommy last night
-XD ---> stop chat
Beat after beat i will become stronger.
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