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Are you tired of people making social life on the iccup chat?
Tired of those people that keep asking you questions when you want to play?
Do you want to laugh, but be nice at the same time?
I give you a list of some answers that i usually use to some common questions
q:Hi, u from?
a:Yes, from ^^
The idea here is simple. To give an idea of a poor poor english. Many times you will get a lot of questions after. Just take the last word and say:
Yes, [last word] [any smiley face]
q:max rank?
a:Yes, rank =)
Now, what if they ask me again?
q:Hi, u from?
a:Yes, from ^^
q:No, where are you from
a:from, right 
For a second instance you do:
[last word], right [smiley]
q:age?
a:yes, age
q:no, how old are you
a:old, right 
you can add thx to the sentence, do it when your response could have sense, so it wont again
q:do you play at west?
a:yes west thx
the best answer, anyway, to solve any thing is:
a:u2
Is so powerfull, try to use it whenever they dont ask, but they dont say anything nice either.
q:shitty mouse!
a:u2
q:lol
a:u2
q:rejoin
a:u2
q:lag
a:u2
etc.
so:
So, I join a game
host:hi
me:hi
host:u from?
me:yes from ^^
host:-.-
me *_*)_b
host:glhfgg
me:yes gg
game starts
host:max rank?
me:yes, rank
host:your max rank is rank?
me:rank, right ^^
host:nvm
me:u2 thx 
game ends, i won, time to troll again
host:gg
me:lucky i have planes (you just win with carriers)
You can use stupid links from units to words. The idea is to show yourself like worst noob ever.
game ends, i lost. More time to troll. The only rule here to be mannered is to exit after you say gg, so dont say it quick, ask some poor questions, like
me:U pro?
host:no, you play too slow
me:u2 thx
host:leave?
me:yes, leave
wait 2 to 5 seconds
me:gg
and i leave
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When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies
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I'm gonna try this for sure!
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On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies
the mains are too small
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haha nice mini guide, i lold.
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I always pretend I'm mexican and ask for their asl if they get chatty.
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On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies
agreed
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2v2 is better:
You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.
You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones
You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have
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On November 12 2009 07:46 Ilikestarcraft wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies agreed
yep, spot on. most of the times i've been cheesed is accompanied by a lot of small talk
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OP was permanently banned by KeSPA for this post
On a more serious note though, good guide ^^
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I love the people who are watching streams of better players playing, then start msging them advice. " If you build more gateways, then you will get more zealots"
Classic
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Lol I do stuff like that. Some of them will keep asking you the same shit 15m into the game.
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Hahah. this reminds me of my HelloBalls smurf on East. ill post some reps if i find any funny enough
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On November 12 2009 07:46 kvilx wrote:
2v2 is better:
You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.
You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones
You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have
Haha that... wow... that had me laughing so hard. Better then op tbh!
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On November 12 2009 07:44 kemoryan wrote:
haha nice mini guide, i lold.
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On November 12 2009 08:11 Julmust wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2009 07:46 kvilx wrote:
2v2 is better:
You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.
You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones
You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have Haha that... wow... that had me laughing so hard. Better then op tbh!
lol agreed, though it took me a second to get the second one
which is why now i only play 2v2 with ppl i know
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On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies
yeah. bleh. it sucks how hard it is to carry on an ingame-conversation because this happens so often.
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lol, i think this is an excuse to cover up the OP's bad english.
" To give an idea of a poor poor english."
Buddy, you gave that idea alright :D
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