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How to be a good mannered troll on iccup

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coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
November 11 2009 22:29 GMT
#1
Are you tired of people making social life on the iccup chat?
Tired of those people that keep asking you questions when you want to play?
Do you want to laugh, but be nice at the same time?
I give you a list of some answers that i usually use to some common questions


q:Hi, u from?
a:Yes, from ^^

The idea here is simple. To give an idea of a poor poor english. Many times you will get a lot of questions after. Just take the last word and say:

Yes, [last word] [any smiley face]


q:max rank?
a:Yes, rank =)

Now, what if they ask me again?

q:Hi, u from?
a:Yes, from ^^
q:No, where are you from
a:from, right

For a second instance you do:
[last word], right [smiley]

q:age?
a:yes, age
q:no, how old are you
a:old, right

you can add thx to the sentence, do it when your response could have sense, so it wont again

q:do you play at west?
a:yes west thx

the best answer, anyway, to solve any thing is:

a:u2

Is so powerfull, try to use it whenever they dont ask, but they dont say anything nice either.

q:shitty mouse!
a:u2

q:lol
a:u2

q:rejoin
a:u2

q:lag
a:u2

etc.


so:

So, I join a game

host:hi
me:hi
host:u from?
me:yes from ^^
host:-.-
me*_*)_b
host:glhfgg
me:yes gg

game starts
host:max rank?
me:yes, rank
host:your max rank is rank?
me:rank, right ^^
host:nvm
me:u2 thx

game ends, i won, time to troll again

host:gg
me:lucky i have planes (you just win with carriers)

You can use stupid links from units to words. The idea is to show yourself like worst noob ever.

game ends, i lost. More time to troll. The only rule here to be mannered is to exit after you say gg, so dont say it quick, ask some poor questions, like

me:U pro?
host:no, you play too slow
me:u2 thx
host:leave?
me:yes, leave

wait 2 to 5 seconds

me:gg

and i leave

*****
Jävla skit
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
November 11 2009 22:38 GMT
#2
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies
Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
November 11 2009 22:38 GMT
#3
I'm gonna try this for sure!
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
November 11 2009 22:41 GMT
#4
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies


the mains are too small
@KawaiiRiceLighT
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
November 11 2009 22:44 GMT
#5
haha nice mini guide, i lold.
Freedom is a stranger
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
November 11 2009 22:45 GMT
#6
I always pretend I'm mexican and ask for their asl if they get chatty.
esq>n
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
November 11 2009 22:46 GMT
#7
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies

agreed
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
kvilx
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Poland198 Posts
November 11 2009 22:46 GMT
#8
2v2 is better:

You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.

You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones

You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have
Day[9] For President
Blind
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States2528 Posts
November 11 2009 22:53 GMT
#9
On November 12 2009 07:46 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies

agreed

yep, spot on. most of the times i've been cheesed is accompanied by a lot of small talk
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
November 11 2009 22:54 GMT
#10
OP was permanently banned by KeSPA for this post

On a more serious note though, good guide ^^
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 22:55:46
November 11 2009 22:55 GMT
#11

I love the people who are watching streams of better players playing, then start msging them advice. " If you build more gateways, then you will get more zealots"

Classic
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 11 2009 23:02 GMT
#12
Lol I do stuff like that. Some of them will keep asking you the same shit 15m into the game.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 23:04:55
November 11 2009 23:04 GMT
#13
Hahah. this reminds me of my HelloBalls smurf on East. ill post some reps if i find any funny enough
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
November 11 2009 23:11 GMT
#14
On November 12 2009 07:46 kvilx wrote:
2v2 is better:

You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.

You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones

You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have


Haha that... wow... that had me laughing so hard. Better then op tbh!
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
November 11 2009 23:24 GMT
#15
On November 12 2009 07:44 kemoryan wrote:
haha nice mini guide, i lold.

!!!
Don't mess the fess!
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
November 11 2009 23:24 GMT
#16
I just did this and it works very well

Opponent: wtf my lings are so dumb
Me: Dumb, right
Opponent: 24 lings got stuck by 1 zealot I told them to run past
Me: Past, yes
Opponent: you're dumb
Me: u2
Opponent: You don't deserve this win
Me: Yes, win
Opponent: me>you anyway
Me: u2, re?
Opponent: gtfo *leaves*
Writer
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
November 11 2009 23:26 GMT
#17
On November 12 2009 08:11 Julmust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2009 07:46 kvilx wrote:
2v2 is better:

You To Ally: Send out Probe
Ally To You: No need, know the map.

You To Ally: Make Drones!
Ally To You: Pssst
You To Ally: MAKE!!
Ally To You: Idiot, now they know I don't have Drones

You To Ally: Gogo, U Vessels!
Ally To You: No Irradiate yet
You To Ally: OK, back
Ally To You: Go, will pretend I have


Haha that... wow... that had me laughing so hard. Better then op tbh!


lol agreed, though it took me a second to get the second one

which is why now i only play 2v2 with ppl i know
boomer hands
duckett
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States589 Posts
November 11 2009 23:27 GMT
#18
On November 12 2009 07:38 Jakalo wrote:
When someone try to socialize in Iccup I scout for proxies

yeah. bleh. it sucks how hard it is to carry on an ingame-conversation because this happens so often.
funky squaredance funky squaredance funky squaredance
Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 11 2009 23:33 GMT
#19
lol gonna try it asap
Goons? just vulture toys 휴.휴
NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
November 11 2009 23:42 GMT
#20
lol, i think this is an excuse to cover up the OP's bad english.

" To give an idea of a poor poor english."

Buddy, you gave that idea alright :D
TwitteR: @NeverExpo follow me, i'll follow back :)
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