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1) In Spanish class I had a partner who can't walk and we were doing exercises and I chose the one "Le gusta cominar en la parque" or something and apparently I asked him if he likes to walk in the park... maybe I should study my verbs.
2) Was listening to NIN on the radio on some mix station and then Miley Cyrus came on and I had it pretty loud but I was kind of zoned out (I do this a lot while driving) and had a big smile on my face for w/e I was thinking about, I pulled up to the light with it blasting and realized my back window was down and a bunch of black guys were all laughing at me.
3) Teacher came to look at something on my laptop and I had all my porn videos in the quick book marks at the top b/c I was using the internet browser I never use.
4) I masturbated into a paper towell, threw it out with the trash, overslept that day, trash is still in the backyard. My mom decides to randomly start recycling (I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING), starts going thorugh all the trash to put them in the recycle bin, and she abruptly stops doing one of the bags for "whatever reason." I don't masturbate a lot so there was probably a LOT.
All this past week..
SIGH...
-OakHill
 
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Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).
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lol @ 4
im trying to figure in my mind the second one rofl
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On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).
#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.
#3 - Chance she might not have saw them.
#4 - Extreme awkwardness for the rest of my life
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On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4). #1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.
I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.
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On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4). #1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it. I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.
I have a short term memory, I study before a quiz then forget it. Why don't you grow the fuck up? I don't make up anything. I can't rememer half the words on the quiz now, and if I knew what the fucking word was exactly I wouldn't have spelled it wrong here. Idiot.
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On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4). #1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it. I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.
how about its a foreign language and if hes still studying something this simple, its easy for him to make a mistake like that and whether or not he failed to tell us the spanish version of the word here READING it on a piece of paper is a bit easier and more obvious especially during a test imo so back off...
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On November 11 2009 09:27 PokePill wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4). #1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it. I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit. I have a short term memory
I'm not sure if I've ever seen the term used in this way before...
What would be the correct way of saying this? I'm not even sure.
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On November 11 2009 09:59 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 09:27 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4). #1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it. I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit. I have a short term memory I'm not sure if I've ever seen the term used in this way before... What would be the correct way of saying this? I'm not even sure.
how about "my long term memory sucks"?
although a week ago is hardly long-term
so maybe "my memory sucks"?
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On November 11 2009 10:04 JeeJee wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 09:59 micronesia wrote:On November 11 2009 09:27 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4). #1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it. I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit. I have a short term memory I'm not sure if I've ever seen the term used in this way before... What would be the correct way of saying this? I'm not even sure. how about "my long term memory sucks"? although a week ago is hardly long-term so maybe "my memory sucks"?
Judging by who is saying it, probably "my memory is impaired by something" 
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lol@last one. that's got to be the most petrifying experience for your mom.
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@4 learn to use toilet? lol
good blog tho :D 9.5/10
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On November 11 2009 11:34 XXehh wrote:
@4 learn to use toilet? lol
good blog tho :D 9.5/10
Toilet paper is so THIN in my house I need like 15 squares
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On November 11 2009 11:44 PokePill wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 11:34 XXehh wrote:
@4 learn to use toilet? lol
good blog tho :D 9.5/10 Toilet paper is so THIN in my house I need like 15 squares
how does 15 squares cancel out a toilet?
Edit: What? Not straight into toilet. Take 10-15 squares of TP. Fold it up. Do your little dance. Throw TP into toilet and flush.
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On November 11 2009 11:58 AtlaS wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 11:44 PokePill wrote:On November 11 2009 11:34 XXehh wrote:
@4 learn to use toilet? lol
good blog tho :D 9.5/10 Toilet paper is so THIN in my house I need like 15 squares how does 15 squares cancel out a toilet?
You saying you go straight into a toilet? That's gross sir
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