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PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 00:24:41
November 11 2009 00:18 GMT
#1
1) In Spanish class I had a partner who can't walk and we were doing exercises and I chose the one "Le gusta cominar en la parque" or something and apparently I asked him if he likes to walk in the park... maybe I should study my verbs.

2) Was listening to NIN on the radio on some mix station and then Miley Cyrus came on and I had it pretty loud but I was kind of zoned out (I do this a lot while driving) and had a big smile on my face for w/e I was thinking about, I pulled up to the light with it blasting and realized my back window was down and a bunch of black guys were all laughing at me.

3) Teacher came to look at something on my laptop and I had all my porn videos in the quick book marks at the top b/c I was using the internet browser I never use.

4) I masturbated into a paper towell, threw it out with the trash, overslept that day, trash is still in the backyard. My mom decides to randomly start recycling (I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING), starts going thorugh all the trash to put them in the recycle bin, and she abruptly stops doing one of the bags for "whatever reason." I don't masturbate a lot so there was probably a LOT.

All this past week..

SIGH...

-OakHill

****
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
November 11 2009 00:21 GMT
#2
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
November 11 2009 00:22 GMT
#3
LOOOL
Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 11 2009 00:23 GMT
#4
lol @ 4
im trying to figure in my mind the second one rofl
Goons? just vulture toys 휴.휴
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 00:24:59
November 11 2009 00:23 GMT
#5
On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).


#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.
#3 - Chance she might not have saw them.
#4 - Extreme awkwardness for the rest of my life
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
November 11 2009 00:24 GMT
#6
xD 5/5
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
m3rciless
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1476 Posts
November 11 2009 00:25 GMT
#7
On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).


#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.



I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.
White-Ra fighting!
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 11 2009 00:27 GMT
#8
On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).


#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.



I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.


I have a short term memory, I study before a quiz then forget it. Why don't you grow the fuck up? I don't make up anything. I can't rememer half the words on the quiz now, and if I knew what the fucking word was exactly I wouldn't have spelled it wrong here. Idiot.
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3829 Posts
November 11 2009 00:31 GMT
#9
eatwalk
: o )
Sad[Panda]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States458 Posts
November 11 2009 00:31 GMT
#10
On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).


#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.



I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.


how about its a foreign language and if hes still studying something this simple, its easy for him to make a mistake like that and whether or not he failed to tell us the spanish version of the word here READING it on a piece of paper is a bit easier and more obvious especially during a test imo so back off...
( O.O) ("\(t.t )/") ~ I'm just looking for someone to hug
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
November 11 2009 00:38 GMT
#11
#2 is great lol
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
November 11 2009 00:40 GMT
#12
Blog more please.
5/5
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
November 11 2009 00:59 GMT
#13
On November 11 2009 09:27 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).


#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.



I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.


I have a short term memory

I'm not sure if I've ever seen the term used in this way before...

What would be the correct way of saying this? I'm not even sure.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
November 11 2009 01:04 GMT
#14
On November 11 2009 09:59 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 09:27 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).


#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.



I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.


I have a short term memory

I'm not sure if I've ever seen the term used in this way before...

What would be the correct way of saying this? I'm not even sure.


how about "my long term memory sucks"?
although a week ago is hardly long-term
so maybe "my memory sucks"?
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
November 11 2009 01:26 GMT
#15
On November 11 2009 10:04 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 09:59 micronesia wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:27 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:25 m3rciless wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:23 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 09:21 Archaic wrote:
Sucks, and relatively funny, but sucks more... You should re-blog about implications that happen as a result of 1), 3), and 4).


#1 - I'm major asshole, we just had a verb quiz the week before that the guy knows I aced, cominar was on it.



I bet you aced it. 'Cominar' does not mean to walk. Caminar does. How about you don't make up stupid shit.


I have a short term memory

I'm not sure if I've ever seen the term used in this way before...

What would be the correct way of saying this? I'm not even sure.


how about "my long term memory sucks"?
although a week ago is hardly long-term
so maybe "my memory sucks"?

Judging by who is saying it, probably "my memory is impaired by something"
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
November 11 2009 01:29 GMT
#16
lol@last one. that's got to be the most petrifying experience for your mom.
The Show of a Lifetime
XXehh
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada122 Posts
November 11 2009 02:34 GMT
#17
@4 learn to use toilet? lol

good blog tho :D 9.5/10
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 11 2009 02:44 GMT
#18
On November 11 2009 11:34 XXehh wrote:
@4 learn to use toilet? lol

good blog tho :D 9.5/10


Toilet paper is so THIN in my house I need like 15 squares
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-15 10:03:03
November 11 2009 02:58 GMT
#19
On November 11 2009 11:44 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 11:34 XXehh wrote:
@4 learn to use toilet? lol

good blog tho :D 9.5/10


Toilet paper is so THIN in my house I need like 15 squares

how does 15 squares cancel out a toilet?

Edit: What? Not straight into toilet. Take 10-15 squares of TP. Fold it up. Do your little dance. Throw TP into toilet and flush.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 11 2009 04:07 GMT
#20
On November 11 2009 11:58 AtlaS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 11:44 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 11:34 XXehh wrote:
@4 learn to use toilet? lol

good blog tho :D 9.5/10


Toilet paper is so THIN in my house I need like 15 squares

how does 15 squares cancel out a toilet?


You saying you go straight into a toilet? That's gross sir
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
November 11 2009 05:30 GMT
#21
el parque

not la parque

:S

nice blog tho, next time flush the paper down the toilet
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
November 11 2009 05:55 GMT
#22
parque is masculine...
dang someone beat me to it...

but, cool story.
I laughed at the paper towel part.
6581
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 06:01:24
November 11 2009 05:59 GMT
#23
On November 11 2009 13:07 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 11:58 AtlaS wrote:
On November 11 2009 11:44 PokePill wrote:
On November 11 2009 11:34 XXehh wrote:
@4 learn to use toilet? lol

good blog tho :D 9.5/10


Toilet paper is so THIN in my house I need like 15 squares

how does 15 squares cancel out a toilet?


You saying you go straight into a toilet? That's gross sir


Yeah that's sick. Best place is shower since guarantee privacy and no worry about mess.

Oh and good blog.
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