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Hello TL.
I decided to spend my 100th post for something bigger, so here it is: my interview with this world's Overmind. I asked Uncle Google how much he has to say about Starcraft and anything that is connected with this game: players, teams, prominent figures, organizations and leagues. Of course, as we might 've expected, he was very talkative, though I had to hold him off a bit and steer the conversation to the point. Uncle was in friendly mood, so he even shown me some interesting pictures despite his crazy tendency to confuse terms and change topics. Unfortunately, he is a bit deaf, so we had some trouble along the way. Since I was smart enough to record this conversation, I posted it below. I edited our chat a bit just to make it sound sensible. However, I kept all hillarious 'qui-pro-quos' just for your fun. Enjoy!
PS: Disambiguation sucks.
PART 1
Interview with
Vekzel: Uncle Google, have you ever heard about StarCraft?
Uncle Google: You n00b, my name is Google, I heard about everything! Look:
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![[image loading]](http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8575/1starcraft.jpg)
V: OK Uncle, calm down, I only wanted...
G: Ha!
Calm, I heard about him too, I'm even indexing topic about his Hatcheries!+ Show Spoiler +
![[image loading]](http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4377/2calmhatch.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6408/3calmhatch.jpg)
V: Huh? What's this?
G: Ugh, sorry, my bad. I thought it's about him, really...
V: Nevermind. Uncle, we have a lot of trouble with Zerg nowadays...
G: Nothing new, nerds have always been annoying.
V: No, not nerds, I said Zerg!
G: Oh, Zerg! OK, what about them?
V: We want some new solutions how to stop them.
G: Know your enemy, I say. Ask uncle, I say. Look:
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![[image loading]](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8272/4zergrush.jpg)
V: Fine, what's your point?
G: zerg rush: 55 100 results; zerg tactics: 54 100 results.
G: You stop Zerg rush - you win. You don't - you lose.
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![[image loading]](http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3456/5iccup.jpg)
Uncle is only D on ICCup, what could I expect? But... Germany?
V: Uncle, tell me then what Protoss should do to combat Zerg?
G: Hmmm... Emmm... Nah, you got me, this is the only question I have no answer for.
V: Uncle Google, don't piss me off! Or I will go ask uncle Wolphram.
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![[image loading]](http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/3721/6wolphram.jpg)
Bluffing, haha, I already did. Of no avail.
G: Okay, okay. I think... They should hire some professional company to help them.
V: A company? What company?
G: This one:
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![[image loading]](http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4402/7protoss.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1093/8protossltd.jpg)
Protoss Ltd. In Poland!
V: Yeah, I see. NVM, tell me all you know about Starcraft
V: (Gets flooded by numbers of stories, contents and other crap: See part 2, 3 & 4).
V: Uh, oh, heh... Thank you uncle. That was very... helpful.
G: It's been a pleasure.
V: Two last questions. Your favourite map?
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![[image loading]](http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6493/9fastest.jpg)
V: Your favourite strategy?
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![[image loading]](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6710/10fbh.jpg)
V: Thank you Uncle, and... see you soon!
G: See ya! Don't be evil!
PART 2
What Uncle said:
And here are the details of uncle's looong lecture.
(All content below was extracted from Google Suggestion tool. I put exact phrases in brackets).
1) ProGamers:
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1.
NaDa 39 500 000 (red nada)2.
BoxeR 366 000 (slayers boxer)3.
sAviOr 350 000 (savior gm)4.
IdrA 260 000 (idra starcraft)5.
Ret 204 000 (tot ret)6.
Jaedong 137 000 (jaedong)7.
Canata 133 000 (canata)8.
ToSsGirL 67 300 (tossgirl)9.
GoRush 57 900 (gorush)10.
Nal_rA 54 300 (nal_ra)11.
iloveoov 51 000 (iloveoov)12.
firebathero 41 000 (firebathero13.
Bisu 38 900 (bisu shield)14.
July 30 200 (july zerg)15.
Raven 30 100 (esc.raven)16.
YellOw[ArnC] 27 200 (yellow arnc)2) Some Other People:
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jon 747 - 5 100 000
fakesteve - 464 000
klazart - 35 300
rekrul poker - 4 200
3) Units:
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dark templar 1 210 000
high templar 765 000
zergling 266 000
panda bear guy 246 000
hydralisk 148 000
lurker starcraft 97 300
archon starcraft 91 400
ultralisk 89 600
mutalisk 88 500
terran science vessel 72 000
defiler starcraft 42 700
terran valkyrie 20 300
terran goliath 19 900
4) TeamLiquid vs KeSPA:
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team liquid 20 000 000
kespa 191 000
PART 3:
Uncle's Photos:
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![[image loading]](http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1982/canata2.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8735/fantasydb.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6757/hiya.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/2821/kaln.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6798/luxuryj.jpg)
PART 4:
Ever watched Pro-
Movie?+ Show Spoiler +
![[image loading]](http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4469/bogusx.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2294/herois.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5683/perfectman.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4808/saviorc.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3690/skyhigh.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5533/tempestvy.jpg)
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Very first result of typing 'lilsusie' in Google graphics:
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![[image loading]](http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8620/lilsusie.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll149/glittergn/fantasy/fantasy005.gif)
![[image loading]](http://www.virango.pl/files/images/fantasy.jpg)
