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coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-05 00:52:36
September 04 2009 20:32 GMT
#1
First of all. I know there are kids here, but i started smoking weed when i was 14, and started smoking cigarettes right after that. Now, 12 years later, is really hard to quit smoking cigarettes, i think i could never started smoking cigarettes if my first time on weed was a cake.

ctrl click for background music


Why eating weed instead of smoking it?

The answer is really simple and can be resumed in just one word:
THC is lyposoluble

But what does it means?

I dont want to talk in technical languaje, so i just will tell you that the only thing that makes you high when you consume weed (THC) mix homogenously with oil.
Therefore, you can extract almost all the THC from the weed by a process that i will describe later.

Other big diference between ingesting weed and smoking it is that your lungs are closer to the blood (of course, this is not correct at all, but the idea behind it is ok) than your stomach.
I'm telling that, when you eat something everything goes trough your liver before entering your blood. When you smoke everything goes from the lungs to the blood directly. Your lungs filter a little bit, but you end up smoking more than just THC with all the withdrawls to smoking, like irritation, lowering your breath capacity, you just get the whole pack.
Therefore eating it is usually healthier.

Some comparisons shows that while smoking takes effect after 30-90 seconds, when you eat it the effect appears from 20 to 90 minutes after.
The duration of smoked weed is about 2-4 hours, while eaten is more like 4-8.
The dosis for this numbers are something like 2 mg for smoking and 2.5 mg for eating.
Of course, all of the above numbers depends on the weed quality.

Ok, lets get into it now.

Cannabis Butter
This is the first process of all. Is a really good one, because you could make a good amount last for a really long time. I use to make like 400 gr of butter when I travel, and I use it to cook, with bread in the morning, etc.

You could use just leaves, we are going to extract almost all of the thc from it, so it will still be strong.
I often mix 1 part of leaves with 1 part of female flower.
We will need

utils
1 big pot
1 small pot
1 strainer
1 wooden spoon

ingredients
5 gr. of weed
250 gr. of butter

In the big pot with boiling water put the small pot dry with the butter inside.
Let it melt with a slow fire. If you use a cheap butter is a good thing to clean it.
For that we will use the wooden spoon. On the top of the melted butter you will see a layer of thin opaque fat. Take it away and throw it. We will just keep the oil.
Now we will add the weed and let it be there for about half an hour, stirring from time to time. Be carefull of the boiling water below, remember to lower the flame, and if is it to hot grab the big pot some inches above the flame.

After that half hour we will turn it off and take the small pot out of the big one.
Let it cold for about 5 minutes. With the strainer take out the leaves and put it in some square mold.
Let it cold again and put it on the fridge.

Tomorrow you could have a great breakfast. with your 200 gr of weed butter.

weed flour
This recipe is from a friend of mine. Never heard before until he told me about it. It is great, because you can cook things like pancakes, things i used to believe couldn't be done.
We will need:

utils
1 stone mortar
1 sieve

ingredients
cannabis leaves

We will use just leaves, this is a perfect way of using these subrated litle green things.

If you dont know what a mortar is...
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If you dont have one you could use two big stones. Clean them carefully.

For this you need the leaves as dry as they can get. Here we crop in april-may, i do this flour like in june-july.
For all of this time i had the leaves in some place dry and with enough ventilation.
You could accelerate the process by toasting the leaves, but i just wait.

Just use the mortar on the leaves to grind it. Then you take out all the fiber in it with a sieve.
This is a sieve:

[image loading]

You can use this on every recipe that contain flour. I mix 2 parts of flour with 1 of weed flour.


Some recomendations

Always remember that digested weed takes longer and last longer. So BE CAREFULL. It's usual for newbs to weed cooking, to eat to much because "they are not high"
Be patient and wait, or you will be so high that you could get paranoid.

Never trick someone into eating weed without knowing. Even for a regular smoker the things could get out of control, because the up is so slow that you really sometimes think that you cant get higher, but you do.

Test your doses always. Start from the bottom and wait for the next day.

Sometimes you could get a hangover in the next day. It usually goes away by smoking weed. If you eat you will be fine, but you will get the hangover the next day.

Always be responsible. Don't eat if you are going to drive in the next few hours.

Thats all folks!

****
Jävla skit
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
September 04 2009 20:39 GMT
#2
I like weed brownies
No no no no its not mine!
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 04 2009 20:50 GMT
#3
yea.....so who's getting high?
ya had ya shot kid!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2009 20:50 GMT
#4
So easy to do too much when eating, so you are guaranteed to get high as long as you have an empty stomach. Best part is munchies are covered by more weed brownies.

I've made weed butter, brownies, rice crispy treats... You name it.

Imagine you set off to go to school and you make yourself toast with cheese and weedbutter. Mmmmmm.
Peace~
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1846 Posts
September 04 2009 20:51 GMT
#5
We heated up milk in a pot and threw some weed in. We let it simmer for about 30 minutes then added the milk to ice cream and made weed milkshakes. Unfortunately we did something wrong, or I have a strong liver, because I didn't feel a THING and I drank a looooooot.

Perhaps you need something that is more fatty like butter?
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2009 20:54 GMT
#6
Yes fats isolate the THC while the food is being prepared. Hence baked goods and things that are created through heat such as butter are the best option.
Peace~
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
September 04 2009 21:02 GMT
#7
This was surprisingly educational. Thanks.
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
September 04 2009 21:12 GMT
#8
Woooo a few days until I get more weed in the mail lol.

Will probably blag some cookies with pics. Nice post BRAH
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
September 04 2009 21:20 GMT
#9
Awesome blog.
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
Thats_The_Spirit
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Netherlands138 Posts
September 04 2009 21:29 GMT
#10
Another way to bypass the liver is to put the weed into your butt.
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
September 04 2009 21:34 GMT
#11
Wow this is really nice, even tho i will never try it. Very thorough.
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
September 04 2009 21:37 GMT
#12
WTF?
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Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
September 04 2009 21:42 GMT
#13
Lol, this is really awesome
My. Copy. Is. Here.
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
September 04 2009 21:48 GMT
#14
Am I the only one who finds it disgusting? damn
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
September 04 2009 21:50 GMT
#15
On September 05 2009 06:48 crucifix wrote:
Am I the only one who finds it disgusting? damn

Yes.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2009 21:52 GMT
#16
^ Yes. Go make a sober thread and stay out.
Peace~
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
September 04 2009 21:57 GMT
#17
Yay! A great blog in the blog section! for once! And written by a guy with great taste in music!
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 04 2009 22:07 GMT
#18
I always wanted to make weed butter, but never have. When I was in high school we use to just throw our leaves in some cooking oil on the stove and heat it for about 30 minutes. It works really well if you want to make cookies.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
September 04 2009 22:09 GMT
#19
On September 05 2009 06:52 fanatacist wrote:
^ Yes. Go make a sober thread and stay out.

<3
1.- I love your new icon
2.- I love weed brownies.
3.- I love being baked :D!
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 04 2009 22:13 GMT
#20
On September 05 2009 07:09 funkie wrote:
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On September 05 2009 06:52 fanatacist wrote:
^ Yes. Go make a sober thread and stay out.

<3
1.- I love your new icon
2.- I love weed brownies.
3.- I love being baked :D!

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