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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 30 2009 14:40 GMT
#1
So I was at a friends party last night and we had a really good time. I met some guys who played in a band called "Mad cranium" and they play college rock. I laughed pretty hard inside before telling the singer that it was probably the worst band name I've ever heard.

Anyways, my cell phone is missing =( My friend is gonna call around to the places we were at last night and taxi etc to see if I dropped it somehwere. I REALLY hope I find it because it's a $1000 phone

So I'm a sad panda atm (and I have a massive hangover)

*
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
August 30 2009 14:41 GMT
#2
Mad cranium didn't steal it.
aka myheronoob
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
August 30 2009 14:42 GMT
#3
you deserve it imo
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6777 Posts
August 30 2009 14:44 GMT
#4
How the hell do you pay 1000$ for a phone
Graphics
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
August 30 2009 14:45 GMT
#5
I love how the first paragraph has nothing to do with the second one. u tricked me!
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
August 30 2009 14:45 GMT
#6
"mother fucker" doesn't want you associating your stories with it's name
Chains none
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 30 2009 14:48 GMT
#7
I dunno I bought the phone because it was new and shiny and because well I had $1000 at the time.

gooood if one of those band members stole it
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 30 2009 14:49 GMT
#8
wow this has to be the worst blog entry ever
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
August 30 2009 14:57 GMT
#9
$1000 phone and you didn't take care of it? oooh... what phone is worth that much anyways?
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 30 2009 14:58 GMT
#10
On August 30 2009 23:57 29 fps wrote:
$1000 phone and you didn't take care of it? oooh... what phone is worth that much anyways?


yeah well it was $1000 when I bought it. It's a Nokia N-95 8 Gb
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
GoSu
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Korea (South)1773 Posts
August 30 2009 14:59 GMT
#11
you should change the topic name
#1 olleh KT 팬 http://sports.kt.com/ | #1 김택용 선수 팬 | 좋은 선수: 송병구, 이제동, 도제욱, 정명훈, 이성은 | KeSPA 한국 e-Sports 협회
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
August 30 2009 15:00 GMT
#12
Don't worry your dad didn't quit his job and you aren't poor
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
August 30 2009 15:05 GMT
#13
On August 30 2009 23:48 Foucault wrote:
I dunno I bought the phone because it was new and shiny and because well I had $1000 at the time.


I'd like to say this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of but it beats out the people that have more money invested in rims than in savings.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
August 30 2009 15:06 GMT
#14
imo it benefits you if you never find your phone again
first lesson of your life
never buy expensive phones
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
August 30 2009 15:06 GMT
#15
On August 30 2009 23:45 LordWeird wrote:
"mother fucker" doesn't want you associating your stories with it's name

lol

On August 31 2009 00:00 FragKrag wrote:
Don't worry your dad didn't quit his job and you aren't poor

ohhhh low blow to a certain somebody who's temp banned hahaha

Chances are you're not going to find your phone, but I do hope you find it, losing a 1000 dollar phone would be similar to getting kicked in the teeth. Good luck dude.

Also take better care of your stuff, especially if its worth alot...
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
August 30 2009 15:07 GMT
#16
On August 31 2009 00:00 FragKrag wrote:
Don't worry your dad didn't quit his job and you aren't poor


LOL!! Brutal. Oh man... this made the thread for me.

Seriously though, you piss on them, your phone goes missing. Sounds typical.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-30 15:11:34
August 30 2009 15:10 GMT
#17
Goddamn it, it's not at the bar we went to...my only hope now lies in the phone accidentally sliding out of my pocket in the taxi we took home last night

You shouldn't have to cope with this kind of shit while being hungover
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Wuewdoodoo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Mexico127 Posts
August 30 2009 15:19 GMT
#18
I took half a 2mg xanax and I lost my car at my friends apartment and my phone in my backyard.
Fear no evil.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
August 30 2009 15:28 GMT
#19
On August 31 2009 00:00 FragKrag wrote:
Don't worry your dad didn't quit his job and you aren't poor


lol. nice low blow. send this thread to that guy when/if he returns from the temp ban.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
August 30 2009 15:30 GMT
#20
On August 30 2009 23:58 Foucault wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2009 23:57 29 fps wrote:
$1000 phone and you didn't take care of it? oooh... what phone is worth that much anyways?


yeah well it was $1000 when I bought it. It's a Nokia N-95 8 Gb

you were fucking ripped off imo
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