mother fucker

On August 30 2009 23:57 29 fps wrote:
$1000 phone and you didn't take care of it? oooh... what phone is worth that much anyways?

On August 30 2009 23:48 Foucault wrote:
I dunno I bought the phone because it was new and shiny and because well I had $1000 at the time.

On August 30 2009 23:45 LordWeird wrote:
"mother fucker" doesn't want you associating your stories with it's name

On August 31 2009 00:00 FragKrag wrote:
Don't worry your dad didn't quit his job and you aren't poor

On August 31 2009 00:00 FragKrag wrote:
Don't worry your dad didn't quit his job and you aren't poor

On August 31 2009 00:00 FragKrag wrote:
Don't worry your dad didn't quit his job and you aren't poor

On August 30 2009 23:58 Foucault wrote:


yeah well it was $1000 when I bought it. It's a Nokia N-95 8 Gb

On August 31 2009 00:30 konadora wrote:

you were fucking ripped off imo

On August 31 2009 00:30 konadora wrote:

you were fucking ripped off imo

On August 31 2009 01:09 Rekrul wrote:
lol man

its so fun not having a phone

u get bothered by absolutely no one and dont have to be responsible and have excuse for everything

plus, whenever u wanna call ppl with the numbers u have memorized, u just ninja any random friend/persons' phone and call them

i had no phone in seoul for 2 weeks once

i kept calling spunky several times a day everytime from different phones

i felt like a secret agent, it was pretty sweet, though after time he started saying 'hi dan' when random numbers called him lolol

On August 31 2009 01:55 micronesia wrote:

I've never done anything this kickass (aside from when I was camping deep in the woods... but that doesn't really count). However, I keep my cell phone off 99% of the time and force people to IM me or leave a message on my home voicemail... I even have the voicemail turned off on my cell phone.

Now nobody can bug me.

On August 31 2009 01:59 DeathByMonkeys wrote:


anti-social...?

On August 31 2009 02:12 micronesia wrote:

Has being social recently evolved into being reachable at all times of the day? Plenty of people were social before cell phones...

On August 31 2009 02:18 Masamune wrote:

Do you still write letters in old english by candlelight?

On August 31 2009 02:01 Snet wrote:
Judging from his profile picture and his comment of "having 1k at the time" my guess is he is not in the same financial situation as somebody who could afford a lambo. Actually my guess is he's pretty fucking poor, lol.

On August 31 2009 02:35 Foucault wrote:


Also I'm not seeing much sympathy in this thread lol.

On August 31 2009 02:35 Foucault wrote:


lol you are hilarious man

It's definately not me in the profile pic and I'm not pretty fucking poor

and yeah wtf, a thousand dollar phone is alot of fun, for a couple of days anyways. Also I'm not seeing much sympathy in this thread lol.

On August 31 2009 01:58 Rekrul wrote:
i mean shit, i once paid smuft 1000$ for a 1/4th eaten peice of grilled ham/cheese sandwhich that he bought off a street vendor for two dollars (sigh drunkrul)

On August 31 2009 03:16 Rekrul wrote:
i once paid 2.2k for a business class plane ticket when i had like 8k to my name

i mean shit

i have long fucking legs...on a flight to korea i want to be able to fucking relax and sleep mother fuckers

what can i do!

On August 31 2009 04:52 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:


my uncle is a multi millionaire and still drives a 1992 camry. some people don't need to show off or overindulge, their actions and contributions to society speak for themselves.

that said, I paid $500 for bottle service and 300$ for drinks one night in Hollywood this summer and i didn't even have a job at the time

On August 31 2009 05:23 fanatacist wrote:

One time I paid for gas in nickles and dimes, it came out to 2 dollars and 25 cents. Guy just fills up the tank for 5 dollars because he felt bad for me and my poor friends.

One time we stopped to get gas and we only had 5 dollars, and the guy thought we said fill up (Russian accent vs. Indian immigrant). When we gave him 5 he was like wtf? We said that we said 5, which we did. He started getting pissed. We left. GG.

I stole food from Kmart and Walgreens once a day each for 3 weeks until I got caught at both. At Kmart they were like "why are you stealing a can of Chef Boyardee, a pack of ramen, a soda and a snickers bar?" Me: "I have no money and I am starving." Guy looks at me, sees a dirty 5'11'' 145 lb kid that looks like he is 16, and gives me the ramen and can and tells me to just leave and not steal again.

POVERTY FTWW

On August 31 2009 06:16 fanatacist wrote:
Yea I did, butts give off the worst smell because it's like you are smoking old, dried-out, half-burnt tobacco and weathered paper that has withstood the forces of nature, so often I am smoking whatever filth is outside on the street - hair, dust, sand, dirt... Yea. However washing every day helps. And the fact that everyone in Virginia smokes, so everyone smells like it, and you get desensitized to it because you are so accustomed to the scent.

And yea $250 a month for a full house to myself, with a pool and 2 dogs. The American dream.

On August 31 2009 02:25 IntoTheWow wrote:
You are wrong. Micronesia IS antisocial.

On August 31 2009 02:27 Masamune wrote:
Yeah, but who goes out of their way to turn off their voicemail?

On August 31 2009 05:34 fanatacist wrote:
Before I got a job in Virginia I would substitute cigarettes for food because they would kill my appetite and it was cheaper to buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke 2 or so for each meal, so I was running effectively off of scraps I found around the house and a pack a week, making my total calorie intake under 300 or so (at most). Then I ran out of money for cigarettes so I started going out when I was hungry and walking 5-10 miles up and down the main road one block away from my house bumming cigarettes off of people, trying to get enough to not have to go around bumming the next day. When times got really bad I just went around smoking butts, and I would remember where all the long butts were so that if I can't bum one on my trip I'd pick it up on the way back. Then I started getting into rollies which are cheap as fuck, like 50-100 cigarettes for 4 dollars. After that I became a pack a day smoker. Then when I finally got a set of giveaways at the local church/charity, I got a fucking feast of food: a gallon of milk, a box of cereal, a jar of peanut butter, a loaf of bread, a pack of ramen, a can of juice, a pack of mashed potatoes, and one carrot one orange. At this point I was so famished that I ate all of that in 2 days, and when I tried to go back to get more they told me they only give them out once a month because the amount of poor people to the amount of suppliers was a ratio of like 1000:1. A week or two after that I got my first factory job and I just drank the free coffee every break to keep my calorie intake up, so for 2 days straight I only drank coffee and smoked cigarettes. Might have had one cinnabon that my coworker gave to me because she felt bad. Then I worked in construction with Mexicans and I had to bum dollars off of them to get cheeseburgers at McDonalds. Two weeks of doing that, I got my permanent job at the factory and I was instantly rich because my rent was $250 a month and I made $400 a week I think. I smoked so many cigarettes and ate the biggest meals. Good times.

On August 31 2009 05:23 fanatacist wrote:

One time I paid for gas in nickles and dimes, it came out to 2 dollars and 25 cents. Guy just fills up the tank for 5 dollars because he felt bad for me and my poor friends.

One time we stopped to get gas and we only had 5 dollars, and the guy thought we said fill up (Russian accent vs. Indian immigrant). When we gave him 5 he was like wtf? We said that we said 5, which we did. He started getting pissed. We left. GG.

I stole food from Kmart and Walgreens once a day each for 3 weeks until I got caught at both. At Kmart they were like "why are you stealing a can of Chef Boyardee, a pack of ramen, a soda and a snickers bar?" Me: "I have no money and I am starving." Guy looks at me, sees a dirty 5'11'' 145 lb kid that looks like he is 16, and gives me the ramen and can and tells me to just leave and not steal again.

POVERTY FTWW