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Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
August 30 2009 20:16 GMT
#61
Okay who cares about the price of the phone....someone could easily turn around and tell one of you, "What, you've spent the last 10 years of your life dedicated to a videogame? What a waste of time you loser!" Everyone indulges in one thing or another.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 30 2009 20:23 GMT
#62
On August 31 2009 05:05 FragKrag wrote:
Once my total for food came out to be $9.83 and I told the waitress to keep the change. I paid with a 10.

Awww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

One time I paid for gas in nickles and dimes, it came out to 2 dollars and 25 cents. Guy just fills up the tank for 5 dollars because he felt bad for me and my poor friends.

One time we stopped to get gas and we only had 5 dollars, and the guy thought we said fill up (Russian accent vs. Indian immigrant). When we gave him 5 he was like wtf? We said that we said 5, which we did. He started getting pissed. We left. GG.

I stole food from Kmart and Walgreens once a day each for 3 weeks until I got caught at both. At Kmart they were like "why are you stealing a can of Chef Boyardee, a pack of ramen, a soda and a snickers bar?" Me: "I have no money and I am starving." Guy looks at me, sees a dirty 5'11'' 145 lb kid that looks like he is 16, and gives me the ramen and can and tells me to just leave and not steal again.

POVERTY FTWW
Peace~
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
August 30 2009 20:26 GMT
#63
On August 31 2009 05:23 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2009 05:05 FragKrag wrote:
Once my total for food came out to be $9.83 and I told the waitress to keep the change. I paid with a 10.

Awww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

One time I paid for gas in nickles and dimes, it came out to 2 dollars and 25 cents. Guy just fills up the tank for 5 dollars because he felt bad for me and my poor friends.

One time we stopped to get gas and we only had 5 dollars, and the guy thought we said fill up (Russian accent vs. Indian immigrant). When we gave him 5 he was like wtf? We said that we said 5, which we did. He started getting pissed. We left. GG.

I stole food from Kmart and Walgreens once a day each for 3 weeks until I got caught at both. At Kmart they were like "why are you stealing a can of Chef Boyardee, a pack of ramen, a soda and a snickers bar?" Me: "I have no money and I am starving." Guy looks at me, sees a dirty 5'11'' 145 lb kid that looks like he is 16, and gives me the ramen and can and tells me to just leave and not steal again.

POVERTY FTWW


LOLOLOL nice
why so 진지해?
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 30 2009 20:34 GMT
#64
I'm only worried when I'm in my dad's BWM following him while he is in his Corvette, because then if I rear-ended him I would not only have crashed my dad's car, I would have crashed my dad's car into my dad's OTHER car. Then he would drive to worked the next day in his Jaguar and his coworkers would be like "Why are you so sad looking today?" and he would just be like "my fucking son >.>"
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 30 2009 20:34 GMT
#65
Before I got a job in Virginia I would substitute cigarettes for food because they would kill my appetite and it was cheaper to buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke 2 or so for each meal, so I was running effectively off of scraps I found around the house and a pack a week, making my total calorie intake under 300 or so (at most). Then I ran out of money for cigarettes so I started going out when I was hungry and walking 5-10 miles up and down the main road one block away from my house bumming cigarettes off of people, trying to get enough to not have to go around bumming the next day. When times got really bad I just went around smoking butts, and I would remember where all the long butts were so that if I can't bum one on my trip I'd pick it up on the way back. Then I started getting into rollies which are cheap as fuck, like 50-100 cigarettes for 4 dollars. After that I became a pack a day smoker. Then when I finally got a set of giveaways at the local church/charity, I got a fucking feast of food: a gallon of milk, a box of cereal, a jar of peanut butter, a loaf of bread, a pack of ramen, a can of juice, a pack of mashed potatoes, and one carrot one orange. At this point I was so famished that I ate all of that in 2 days, and when I tried to go back to get more they told me they only give them out once a month because the amount of poor people to the amount of suppliers was a ratio of like 1000:1. A week or two after that I got my first factory job and I just drank the free coffee every break to keep my calorie intake up, so for 2 days straight I only drank coffee and smoked cigarettes. Might have had one cinnabon that my coworker gave to me because she felt bad. Then I worked in construction with Mexicans and I had to bum dollars off of them to get cheeseburgers at McDonalds. Two weeks of doing that, I got my permanent job at the factory and I was instantly rich because my rent was $250 a month and I made $400 a week I think. I smoked so many cigarettes and ate the biggest meals. Good times.
Peace~
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
August 30 2009 20:39 GMT
#66
i feel so raped
why so 진지해?
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
August 30 2009 20:41 GMT
#67
Wow lol... you must of smelt like an ash tray during that period of your life. $250 rent is pretty sick though.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 30 2009 21:16 GMT
#68
Yea I did, butts give off the worst smell because it's like you are smoking old, dried-out, half-burnt tobacco and weathered paper that has withstood the forces of nature, so often I am smoking whatever filth is outside on the street - hair, dust, sand, dirt... Yea. However washing every day helps. And the fact that everyone in Virginia smokes, so everyone smells like it, and you get desensitized to it because you are so accustomed to the scent.

And yea $250 a month for a full house to myself, with a pool and 2 dogs. The American dream.
Peace~
araav
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Armenia1590 Posts
August 30 2009 21:19 GMT
#69
woooow
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 30 2009 21:24 GMT
#70
way to hijack fana

nevermind, I like you
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 30 2009 21:32 GMT
#71
Yea that was the plan the whole time really.

I like you too <3 First TLer I really got to play with/talk to on a regular basis <3
Peace~
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
August 30 2009 21:36 GMT
#72
Who the hell spends $1000 on a damn cell phone.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-30 21:41:29
August 30 2009 21:40 GMT
#73
On August 31 2009 06:16 fanatacist wrote:
Yea I did, butts give off the worst smell because it's like you are smoking old, dried-out, half-burnt tobacco and weathered paper that has withstood the forces of nature, so often I am smoking whatever filth is outside on the street - hair, dust, sand, dirt... Yea. However washing every day helps. And the fact that everyone in Virginia smokes, so everyone smells like it, and you get desensitized to it because you are so accustomed to the scent.

And yea $250 a month for a full house to myself, with a pool and 2 dogs. The American dream.


Only like 99.7% of us :D

It's because we don't have to spend 10 dollars a pack like all those other chumps from NY and Cali do.
Chains none
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 30 2009 21:43 GMT
#74
Yup. Up to $8 for a pack of Newports here in Jersey. Fuck I miss the cheap prices down South.
Peace~
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-30 21:50:12
August 30 2009 21:49 GMT
#75
I went to a bowling alley in Virginia and they were serving beer and people were smoking. I was like WTF I <3 this state, you can't even smoke in the parking lot of most Maryland bowling alleys.

T_T
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 30 2009 22:00 GMT
#76
Same in Jersey. I loved being able to smoke in a Mexican restaurant in VA. Now I have to be 50 feet away from building entrances. In other words, in the rain. FNJ.
Peace~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24648 Posts
August 30 2009 22:19 GMT
#77
On August 31 2009 02:25 IntoTheWow wrote:
You are wrong. Micronesia IS antisocial.

Only when I'm working. In the summer/vacations I'm not.

On August 31 2009 02:27 Masamune wrote:
Yeah, but who goes out of their way to turn off their voicemail?

If my phone is off all the time I'm not gonna know when people leave me messages... I'm not going to check it every hour. Much easier if they leave a message on my home line or computer.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 30 2009 23:01 GMT
#78
On August 31 2009 05:34 fanatacist wrote:
Before I got a job in Virginia I would substitute cigarettes for food because they would kill my appetite and it was cheaper to buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke 2 or so for each meal, so I was running effectively off of scraps I found around the house and a pack a week, making my total calorie intake under 300 or so (at most). Then I ran out of money for cigarettes so I started going out when I was hungry and walking 5-10 miles up and down the main road one block away from my house bumming cigarettes off of people, trying to get enough to not have to go around bumming the next day. When times got really bad I just went around smoking butts, and I would remember where all the long butts were so that if I can't bum one on my trip I'd pick it up on the way back. Then I started getting into rollies which are cheap as fuck, like 50-100 cigarettes for 4 dollars. After that I became a pack a day smoker. Then when I finally got a set of giveaways at the local church/charity, I got a fucking feast of food: a gallon of milk, a box of cereal, a jar of peanut butter, a loaf of bread, a pack of ramen, a can of juice, a pack of mashed potatoes, and one carrot one orange. At this point I was so famished that I ate all of that in 2 days, and when I tried to go back to get more they told me they only give them out once a month because the amount of poor people to the amount of suppliers was a ratio of like 1000:1. A week or two after that I got my first factory job and I just drank the free coffee every break to keep my calorie intake up, so for 2 days straight I only drank coffee and smoked cigarettes. Might have had one cinnabon that my coworker gave to me because she felt bad. Then I worked in construction with Mexicans and I had to bum dollars off of them to get cheeseburgers at McDonalds. Two weeks of doing that, I got my permanent job at the factory and I was instantly rich because my rent was $250 a month and I made $400 a week I think. I smoked so many cigarettes and ate the biggest meals. Good times.



so.. what are you doing now lol?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 30 2009 23:36 GMT
#79
On August 31 2009 08:01 Hypnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2009 05:34 fanatacist wrote:
Before I got a job in Virginia I would substitute cigarettes for food because they would kill my appetite and it was cheaper to buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke 2 or so for each meal, so I was running effectively off of scraps I found around the house and a pack a week, making my total calorie intake under 300 or so (at most). Then I ran out of money for cigarettes so I started going out when I was hungry and walking 5-10 miles up and down the main road one block away from my house bumming cigarettes off of people, trying to get enough to not have to go around bumming the next day. When times got really bad I just went around smoking butts, and I would remember where all the long butts were so that if I can't bum one on my trip I'd pick it up on the way back. Then I started getting into rollies which are cheap as fuck, like 50-100 cigarettes for 4 dollars. After that I became a pack a day smoker. Then when I finally got a set of giveaways at the local church/charity, I got a fucking feast of food: a gallon of milk, a box of cereal, a jar of peanut butter, a loaf of bread, a pack of ramen, a can of juice, a pack of mashed potatoes, and one carrot one orange. At this point I was so famished that I ate all of that in 2 days, and when I tried to go back to get more they told me they only give them out once a month because the amount of poor people to the amount of suppliers was a ratio of like 1000:1. A week or two after that I got my first factory job and I just drank the free coffee every break to keep my calorie intake up, so for 2 days straight I only drank coffee and smoked cigarettes. Might have had one cinnabon that my coworker gave to me because she felt bad. Then I worked in construction with Mexicans and I had to bum dollars off of them to get cheeseburgers at McDonalds. Two weeks of doing that, I got my permanent job at the factory and I was instantly rich because my rent was $250 a month and I made $400 a week I think. I smoked so many cigarettes and ate the biggest meals. Good times.

so.. what are you doing now lol?

Chilling at home working as a line operator at L'oreal and getting ready for another semester of college.
Peace~
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
August 30 2009 23:39 GMT
#80
On August 31 2009 05:23 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2009 05:05 FragKrag wrote:
Once my total for food came out to be $9.83 and I told the waitress to keep the change. I paid with a 10.

Awww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

One time I paid for gas in nickles and dimes, it came out to 2 dollars and 25 cents. Guy just fills up the tank for 5 dollars because he felt bad for me and my poor friends.

One time we stopped to get gas and we only had 5 dollars, and the guy thought we said fill up (Russian accent vs. Indian immigrant). When we gave him 5 he was like wtf? We said that we said 5, which we did. He started getting pissed. We left. GG.

I stole food from Kmart and Walgreens once a day each for 3 weeks until I got caught at both. At Kmart they were like "why are you stealing a can of Chef Boyardee, a pack of ramen, a soda and a snickers bar?" Me: "I have no money and I am starving." Guy looks at me, sees a dirty 5'11'' 145 lb kid that looks like he is 16, and gives me the ramen and can and tells me to just leave and not steal again.

POVERTY FTWW


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