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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-18 23:10:37
April 18 2009 23:03 GMT
#1
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=22757

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Poll: What do you think?
(Vote): Real
(Vote): Fake

I showed this thread to my friend after I linked him this Lol thread http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=91566 and he saw frits's troll of + Show Spoiler +
On April 18 2009 02:50 Frits wrote:
I have a serious virtual girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making virtual blowjob to my friend(its ugly british breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my friend?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without virtual sex,it was so wonderful when we make virtual sex,but I alone cannot virtually satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job virtual sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of virtually cheating me with other men,to make virtual sex with my friends,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making virtual sex without firewalls and I doubt that my friend is using firewalls either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making virtual blowjobs to my friend ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.


Anyways, the argument that my friend had is that it's clearly fake and anyone who believes it is a moron. Basis of the grounds being the line We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much

I think just because english is is second language he means something like the dog nuts in her mouth and he kisses her or he thinks could get some disease from the dog or he just thinks that its less nasty if she put a condom on the dog.

My friend thinks its a joke because clearly a dog can't put on a condom.

What do you think?
+ Show Spoiler +
Either way its funny though.

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
April 18 2009 23:06 GMT
#2
[image loading]

Poll: What do you think?
(Vote): Who cares
(Vote): SC2
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-18 23:09:31
April 18 2009 23:09 GMT
#3
On April 19 2009 08:06 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:

Poll: What do you think?
snip: SC2

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Shivaz
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1783 Posts
April 18 2009 23:10 GMT
#4
You made a new thread just to discuss this?
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
April 18 2009 23:10 GMT
#5
Wow dont even go there, just let it rest some things are better left alone, if I ever found out it didn't happen I would probably be devestated for a week.
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
April 18 2009 23:11 GMT
#6
On April 19 2009 08:10 Frits wrote:
Wow dont even go there, just let it rest some things are better left alone, if I ever found out it didn't happen I would probably be devestated for a week.

I agree. Whatever this thread yields, I'm just going to believe it's real no matter what. I don't want the TL Debunking team on this or anything.
Retired BW Noob
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-18 23:14:57
April 18 2009 23:12 GMT
#7
On April 19 2009 08:10 Shivaz wrote:
You made a new thread just to discuss this?

why not? epic thread deserves multiple threads.

Besides, this is very important matter. serious business.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 18 2009 23:15 GMT
#8
Yeah, I've pretty much built my life for the last 2 years or so on the basis that that post actually happened, and it is just too hard to go back to the way things were.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 18 2009 23:18 GMT
#9
If that really did happen that is pretty fucked up. >_<
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 18 2009 23:18 GMT
#10
Anyone know what kinda beastiality laws there are in Bulgaria > how common it is > how many websites they have or something?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
April 18 2009 23:27 GMT
#11
If this really is real. The man must be heart broken. A nimph as girlfriend.. He should've get that b4 and made use of it! :|
We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-18 23:52:01
April 18 2009 23:49 GMT
#12
On April 19 2009 08:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 19 2009 08:10 Shivaz wrote:
You made a new thread just to discuss this?

why not? epic thread deserves multiple threads.

Besides, this is very important matter. serious business.


Admit it charlie, you just want a girlfriend like that. It's fake, quit dreaming!

{CC}StealthBlue, ur troll count just went up, ur approaching reset : ) -

"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
huameng
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1133 Posts
April 18 2009 23:52 GMT
#13
On April 19 2009 08:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Anyone know what kinda beastiality laws there are in Bulgaria > how common it is > how many websites they have or something?


It's not only allowed, but encouraged > not common enough > about 3750
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