Pony Express Issue 55: Dec. 22 - Dec. 29, 2008

«20:29:05» {@GTR} god
«20:29:08» {@GTR} you are all so demanding
«20:29:09» {@GTR} yet never give back

<yubee> a girl i dated listened to that
<yubee> i tend to hate the music of the girls i date
<yubee> why is that
<BloodyC0bbler> yubee youve never been on a date
<SpiritoftheTunA> because they have terrible taste in music
<yubee> then why would they like me... as a musician....
<Lemonwalrus> I agree with tuna
<yubee> oh no...........
<BloodyC0bbler> lol
<SpiritoftheTunA> horrible realiziation
<yubee> CLICK
<BloodyC0bbler> hahaha
<yubee> LIGHT BULB
<Peanut_> hahahahahaha
<BloodyC0bbler> yubee's world shattered

[18:33] <+yubee> god there's this stupid fucking like
[18:33] <+yubee> middle aged woman at my work
[18:33] <+yubee> and i stepped on an ice cube and it made a crunch
[18:33] <+yubee> and she was like
[18:33] <+yubee> OH WOW WHAT CRUNCHED?!?
[18:33] <+yubee> so i said "oh i stepped on an ice cube"
[18:33] <+yubee> and she was like "ice ice baby dununununu"
[18:33] <@vGl-RaGe> she wants you
[18:33] <+yubee> and i literally stopped and turned 180 degrees in disbelief
[18:33] <+yubee> and she said
[18:33] <+yubee> "stop collaborate and listen"
[18:34] <+yubee> right in my face
[18:34] <+yubee> it was like she was asking me to sock her in the stomach
[18:34] <@vGl-RaGe> she totally digs you man
[18:34] <+yubee> i was thinking about this last night
[18:34] <+yubee> if the opportunity arises
[18:34] <@vGl-RaGe> protip: middle aged women dont mind big noses
[18:34] <+yubee> should i fuck my boss?
[18:34] <+yubee> cause gilbert fucked her for like 2 years and he makes 25 bucks an hour
[18:34] <@vGl-RaGe> LOL
[18:35] <+yubee> i hope by making me full time
[18:35] <+yubee> she doesn't expect me to fuck her
[18:35] <+yubee> i really hope she's pretty fat
[18:36] <+yubee> i mean
[18:36] <+yubee> err
[18:36] <+yubee> nothing wrong with being a little thick
[18:36] <+yubee> but i'm no elephant hunter
[18:36] <@vGl-RaGe> LOL

On December 25 2008 03:14 Hawk wrote:
Only listen to Scorpion if you're looking to bang girls at your local middle school
If you're looking for any kind of advice besides that, you're fucked

On December 23 2008 07:03 fusionsdf wrote:
actually WC3 requires quite a lot more skill than SC

I mean I think most posters would realize that if they werent so incredibly biased. I only played the demo, but I found it hard as fuck to contorll that Thrill(sp?) guy and his lightning.

the heroes are like reg units but recquire like 7 times more micro, and upkeep just makes macro harder

ps edit for clarity

On December 25 2008 12:00 GearitUP wrote:
I'm sorry but when i saw this picture I could not resist... LOL




Wierd al 3-1 idra
lmao

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