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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-05 02:08:11
July 05 2008 02:07 GMT
#1
Yo these two girls are coming to my house tomorrow because my family is having a picnic and I decided I need to score with the ladies and what other way to look brootal than to smoke? I don't have any illegal substances and I don't have a blunt so I need help to organize materials so I can woo these two fine ladies into my bed.

I have in my possession some very fine Lipton decaffeinated naturally 105mg protective antioxidants naturally per serving 100% natural tea see back for details in my hand as we speak. I also have some matches straight from a box where I have to swipe what seems to be a color-coded surface to produce a flame. I however do not have that thing where I put my tea in to smoke. What household item can I use to put this brilliant idea together TL? These girls need to see me pimped out... not a lonely Starcraft player.

****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
July 05 2008 02:12 GMT
#2
OMG are you serious LOL

Man you are not going to "look cool". Specially if you smoking tea. AND THEY WILL RELEASE ITS TEA SINCE IT FUCKING SMELLS LIKE IT.
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Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
July 05 2008 02:13 GMT
#3
lollllllllllllllllllllll
Moderator。◕‿◕。
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 05 2008 02:13 GMT
#4
LOL wtf
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
July 05 2008 02:17 GMT
#5
LOLLL
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 05 2008 02:17 GMT
#6
5/5
UnitarySpace
Profile Joined November 2007
United States61 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-05 02:18:37
July 05 2008 02:17 GMT
#7
smoke that shit
Huh?
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
July 05 2008 02:18 GMT
#8
On July 05 2008 11:17 Falcynn wrote:
5/5

KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42654 Posts
July 05 2008 02:18 GMT
#9
Full marks for effort.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
July 05 2008 02:19 GMT
#10
hahahahahahahah
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
keit
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1584 Posts
July 05 2008 02:22 GMT
#11
hahaha omg
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-05 02:24:25
July 05 2008 02:24 GMT
#12
LOL

Edit: I couldn't even hit the reply button i was laughing so hard.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 05 2008 02:24 GMT
#13
LOL.

Lipton's All-Natural is where it's at, man.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
July 05 2008 02:25 GMT
#14
I actually wanna try hahaha
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 05 2008 02:27 GMT
#15
Bookmarking this...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
July 05 2008 02:31 GMT
#16
LOL are you serious? O.o
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 05 2008 02:33 GMT
#17
rofl
iKill[ShocK]
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Vietnam3530 Posts
July 05 2008 02:47 GMT
#18
This is why shock love faust <3

<3 Kim Taeyeon
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
July 05 2008 02:56 GMT
#19
Gasoline has gone up in price but it smells good.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
reki-
Profile Joined July 2008
Netherlands327 Posts
July 05 2008 03:07 GMT
#20
I've heard smoking tea burns holes in your lungs but i don't know if it's true though
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