<3 Faust

It's simple really tear open the little tea packet and roll it up using some torn to size paper towel or toilet paper. Then light end on fire and smoke!

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

July 05 2008 03:38 GMT

#26

I have in my possession some very fine Lipton decaffeinated naturally 105mg protective antioxidants naturally per serving 100% natural tea see back for details in my hand as we speak.

LOL

iakNab

131 Posts

July 05 2008 03:43 GMT

#27

when i was at archeological training camp, the local store ran outa cigarettes. So people been smoking tea everywhere, just to cease the cravings. Its nothing new. Another thing - u are going to smell it. So whole pretend-to-be-cool idea seems pretty dumb. And who is going to be impressed anyways. Its like - get a life or something.

edit: haha using toilet paper to smoke tea - thats some gourmet shit right there

U ever tried smoking anything with toilet paper( newspaper w/e)? Its gona tear your throat up

SCC-Faust

United States3736 Posts

July 05 2008 03:48 GMT

#28

On July 05 2008 12:36 Jonoman92 wrote:
<3 Faust

It's simple really tear open the little tea packet and roll it up using some torn to size paper towel or toilet paper. Then light end on fire and smoke!

I just got tea leaves all over my fucking bed.
I used school paper, I tore a small piece, put like half the shit from the tea bag in it (I cupped it in a cylinder), I closed it, and I held it up to place it up to my mouth to get the feeling and now I'm screwed.

Edit: Okay fuck this Arco your no help. I tried again and the tea leaves slid into my mouth. Tastes like shit. I'm done with your advice.

SCC-Faust

United States3736 Posts

July 05 2008 04:05 GMT

#29

Here is my failed attempts. Any advice to fix this?
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FanaBatHero

Angola70 Posts

July 05 2008 04:32 GMT

#30

Ah, first you need to learn how to roll a joint.

fonger

United Kingdom1218 Posts

July 05 2008 04:49 GMT

#31

Boil it and breathe the steam.

fight_or_flight

United States3988 Posts

July 05 2008 05:04 GMT

#32

Just snort it.

zOula...

United States898 Posts

July 05 2008 05:36 GMT

#33

LOL! forget trying to smoke tea out of toilet paper...i think that's only going to hurt your chances with the ladies...

micronesia

United States24751 Posts

July 05 2008 05:40 GMT

#34

Okay here is my advice:

1) Clean up the mess completely.
2) Get rid of that shit
3) Stop being an idiot
4) Come over to the awesome table

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

July 05 2008 05:45 GMT

#35

ur actually serious?

omfg

this is amazing

there are way better ways to trick the girls into thinking ur cool

demo1

Canada145 Posts

July 05 2008 05:58 GMT

#36

wtf. last time i checked, starcraft is the fucking cooling shit ever. show them some vods and let them watch you play. they'll be all over you before you know it.

Yogurt

United States4258 Posts

July 05 2008 06:35 GMT

#37

just ask em if they've ever seen a trouser snake

FragKrag

United States11554 Posts

July 05 2008 06:41 GMT

#38

ROFL

just give 'em alcohol.

Nitrogen

United States5345 Posts

July 05 2008 06:44 GMT

#39

MAKE A CORNCOB PIPE = SOLUTION.

SMOKE TEA IN A PIPE = HUGE TURN ON FOR GIRLS.

SpiralArchitect

United States2116 Posts

July 05 2008 06:53 GMT

#40

If you have a holy bible open at and take out the first page, dont just rip out a corner thats stupid. Then fold it in half and half and half and half till it is the desired size of your joint (1 fold is optimal), unfold it all the way and tear along the lines of one of your squares. Place the "material" in the newly made joint paper and roll it. If you dont know how to roll a J then your kinda screwed my friend since your first one is bound to have kinds of stuff that isnt smoke coming out of both ends, and you will look like stork without goon range. Good luck mate even though this might be late, you could possibly swoon them tomorrow or some crazy shit.

Btw this is a really bad idea in general and I highly doubt it will generate any fornication, by you any way.

On July 05 2008 13:05 SCC-Faust wrote:
Here is my failed attempts. Any advice to fix this?
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omfg lawl lawllawlawllawl omfg. Sorry that was bad but this is so fucking hilarious dude, you have never rolled anything in your life. Here is a quick guide on how to roll your tea leave cigarette.

1. Take your paper (see guide) and fold it in half so there is a crease down the middle.

2.Place contents in crease evenly and pack it down LIGHTLY with your finger.

3. Pinch the corners of the paper at the top and gently roll it in your fingers, keep the paper straight damnit dont actually roll it yet.

4. Once the material reaches desired shape pinch the paper at the ends just above the material. Then use your thumbs to pull the front side down and push the top side up with your fingers.

5. Fold the corners in on the bottom side while keeping the top side straight. Then roll the material up like a dead body in a rug, most people know how to do that.

6. Lick the small edge that is left on the top side and firmly cement that mother fucker down. This is hard with bible paper and may take a few tries, but honestly ur probably fucked anyway.

Even if you manage to master this technique (which will be very hard since my guide is very limited) which takes years to master for most people. Do you really assume that smoking is a huge turn on for these here women? Come on dude most women think that shit is disgusting, i know i smoke a pack a day. Not to mention this conversation ensueing:

You: Hey ladies whats cracking!?

Girls: O hey whats up?

You: Not much just chilling about to smoke up this (insert what ever you thought up) to celebrate our kick ass country!

Girls: Of thats cool, I am not really that into smoking stuff but whatever.

You: Well shit dont you know that smoking is one of the coolest things you can do.

(You now light up your "school paper" joint/cigg)

You: See dont I look fucking cool?

Girl: What the fuck? Is that notebook paper?

You: Ah hell nah this is the latest blueberry stripe paper, its like that zebra gum shit but for older dudes.

Girl: What the fuck.....

You: Damn this shit is really good you sure you dont want some?

Girl: Let me see that....

(you then hand her your cig cuz otherwise your fucked)

Girl: This is not even (substance) this is fuckin tea leaves, are you retarded or something?

You: Uh... Fuck.... Yes? (Lack of better answer available)

(you now exit the scene as fast as possibe and 4 pool some unsuspecting "1v1 Only D- Im P" guy on iccup)

Gl anyway ill give you a 5/5 since this thread provided me so much entertainment.