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Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
July 06 2008 05:41 GMT
#61
She warned them ahead of time once she saw you scrambling to smoke tea.
♞
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
July 06 2008 08:37 GMT
#62
I laughed so hard for a long time reading the OP, then i read the OP a few more times due to the hilarity of the subject. I didn't know people actually smoked tea.
Kang Min Fighting!
Lamentations
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia211 Posts
November 30 2008 12:37 GMT
#63
what the fuck were you smoking when you came up with this idea?... oh wait...
Bogus is like "nerdy cute", whereas Lomo is like "I would make him wear a dress and rape him" cute -Turbovolver
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
November 30 2008 13:15 GMT
#64
Just use the teabag dude, it's awesome ciggie paper. If you're hardcore you could smoke the whole bag at once, but there goes the day if you do, that shit'll fuck you right up.
u gotta sk8
aliceblue
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom43 Posts
November 30 2008 14:50 GMT
#65
This is hilarious!! 5/5
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
November 30 2008 15:22 GMT
#66
5/5 ezly!
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
November 30 2008 17:27 GMT
#67
hahaha this shit ogt bumped
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
November 30 2008 19:14 GMT
#68
In grade four to six me and a few friends used to go in my parents spice rack (grab like oregano) and then we took napkins and made fat blunts.

We'd smoke that shit on my roof. Good times.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
November 30 2008 21:06 GMT
#69
On December 01 2008 04:14 Showtime! wrote:
In grade four to six me and a few friends used to go in my parents spice rack (grab like oregano) and then we took napkins and made fat blunts.

We'd smoke that shit on my roof. Good times.


I used to sell oregano to kids who thought it was weed. Good times.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
November 30 2008 23:02 GMT
#70
On December 01 2008 06:06 Durak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2008 04:14 Showtime! wrote:
In grade four to six me and a few friends used to go in my parents spice rack (grab like oregano) and then we took napkins and made fat blunts.

We'd smoke that shit on my roof. Good times.


I used to sell oregano to kids who thought it was weed. Good times.


We sold a guy a can of horse shit once,he thought it was dip. After about 5 minutes of it in his mouth we told him D:

+ Show Spoiler +
...he kept it in
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
BroboCop
Profile Joined December 2010
United States373 Posts
June 14 2011 01:08 GMT
#71
so I was looking for a "tea drinker's thread" similar to the "coffee drinker's thread" and other sorts and I stumbled upon this. Which, if I must say so my self... is comic genius, and I feel I would be doing a disservice to the "newer members" of the TL community if they were not able to see the hilarity of this thread[albeit it being 3 years old]. 5/5 from me definitely.

As for a tea drinker's thread I mentioned, I'll make one eventually.
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
June 14 2011 01:12 GMT
#72
Hahaha. I approve of this bump.
Writer
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
June 14 2011 01:14 GMT
#73
Sounds addictive, procede with caution
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 14 2011 01:15 GMT
#74
What... the fuck?
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 14 2011 01:16 GMT
#75
O_o
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
June 14 2011 01:19 GMT
#76
I thought this was a post by like some mid-life-crisis dad who really thought marijuana was still referred to as "tea" :|
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 14 2011 01:23 GMT
#77
LOL hahahaha oh man, oh man....thanks so much for this bump LOL
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
June 14 2011 01:29 GMT
#78
THANK YOU FOR BUMPING THIS

Almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
BroboCop
Profile Joined December 2010
United States373 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-14 01:31:44
June 14 2011 01:30 GMT
#79
i got 9 varieties of tea I could "smoke" right now if I wanted to...
I got some of that
"ginger peach"
"passion fruit papaya"
"kiwi pear"
"bombegranate"
to name a few.
edit: maybe its just me, but I always talk about how much tea I drink etc and ppl always think I'm the biggest stoner ever. Does it really come across that way? I just like flavored water :X.
All of those are actually the tea flavors haha. except bombegranate, its pomegranate. I just read this thread fully a second time, so damn good.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 14 2011 01:34 GMT
#80
oh god. i remember this.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
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