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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-17 04:11:43
January 17 2007 04:05 GMT
#1
Today Hot_Bid, SuperJongMan & IntoTheWow logged into B.net west realm to play some 3v3 games at Big Game Hunters like they sometimes do. After some games Hot_Bid said he had to, so IntoTheWow was left with SuperJongMan. As they failed to get some 2vs2 games going, they saw inept logged in and an idea came to their minds.

"Lets strip hermoine" - inept said.
They tried that idea in vain, as that game requires a full house to be beaten.

SuperJongMan seemed to be particularly obsessed with stripping Jessica Alba as he told his mates about previous experiences of trying to join "STRIP JESSICA ALBA!!! XPERTS ONLY!!" games only to find they would get full inmediately.

So the 3 of them proceeded to make a public game called "Strip Jessica Alba ~_~_~" and began their crusade. In the public game they met other players who shared their same motivation.

After seeing how long the game took and how hard it was they though saving regularly would be a good idea, so they told the newcomers to go to their home (op tl-west), where they could re-group and look for back-up.
Rel[sR] also known as Sacajawea or Rel[TPR] joined them by answering SuperJongMan's request with a "lol sure".


For those of you who never played this game, each player picks a unit and micro their way trough narrow paths filled with enemies, traps and obstacles to kill 3 main buildings. Each building stripping a part of Jessica Alba's body. Her legs shoulders and belly first, followed by her bobbies and with her kitten as the grand finale.

Your friend HnR)SoYu entered a Starcraft Broodwar game called fw.

It began.

Line-up:

- HnR)SoYu (aka SuperJongMan) was the brave drone, who would open the minerals paths to their partners once the area was safe.
- inept (aka Detonate) would pick the firebat, who would afk and coach the rest of them team, only to get 10 kills by the end of the game
- rel[sR] (aka) Sacajawea picked the Ghost, with good range and poor dmg, to take enemies out strategically and avoid damage.
- LeoDioxide (who joined in the public game) picked the medic, the guinea pig who would set off dangerous mines placed on the paths, walk into dangerous territory before their fragile allies and ocasianally heal his partners.
- skyterran5 (aka the korean from the public game) got the defiler who with the powers of plague and dark swarm but with the weakness of no engligh understanding at all followed the rest.
- IntoTheWow who got the kerrigan, good for detecting dts with esnare, killing cloacked enemies with storm and dying in the end. When he started coaching with inept.

The fellowship started killing dragoons, storming dts, mining blockades. They first paths werent difficult, but one had to be carefull to not to fall for traps like dts aiming for your drone (the only member who can open 'doors'), minerals which the drone could pick making him unable to open doors, goliaths with haxxed range who would shoot your drone while everyone was looking for the minimap to see mighty tits revealed.

Lots of tricks were used during the adventure. After being trapped in a pathway by an inmortal enemy ghost unit, skyterran5 used his defilers burrow to make his allies jump the block. IntoTheWow hallucinated the medic to entretain the inmortal ghost while their drone lockpicked the following entrance. LeoDioxide used his medic to soak damage from the enemy waves, while skyterran5 keep plaguing him by mistake.

"STOP FUCKING PLAGUING ME" LeoDioxide said.
"!"·??'♀!"♀♀??ǨP?? sorry -_-;;" skyterran5 replied everytime that happened.

With the help of SuperJongMan who served as a translator between the team and their korean partner, 14 remakes, IntoTheWow dying in the end, the chocolate rel eated to afk and leave their allies in the moments of most tension, the TL squad (+invites) finally got the last building which revealed all of Alba's skin.

The Booty

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NSFW

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Ahoy Mates!
Moderator<:3-/-<
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 17 2007 04:09 GMT
#2
well this sure beats the shit out of the fellowship of the ring
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
January 17 2007 04:15 GMT
#3
upload the map
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
January 17 2007 04:17 GMT
#4
http://yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=batch_status&batch_id=M6mqyg2mbWx5TA==

dözo
Moderator<:3-/-<
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
January 17 2007 04:18 GMT
#5
hot stuff - hot shit.
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
January 17 2007 04:19 GMT
#6
lol
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
January 17 2007 04:22 GMT
#7
On January 17 2007 13:09 vGl-CoW wrote:
well this sure beats the shit out of the fellowship of the ring
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
January 17 2007 04:47 GMT
#8
I'm pretty sure she's never done anything nude. Probably a body photoshopped with her face on it, but regardless, DAMN.
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
January 17 2007 04:49 GMT
#9
photoshopped ez ;p
Only communists disconnect.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 17 2007 04:54 GMT
#10
oh my goodness that beats "The Travis experience" by far :D

TL winz teh intarwarb again lol0rz !!
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
January 17 2007 04:58 GMT
#11
yeah, this is actually a really pretty hard map, especially the miner maze.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-17 05:10:16
January 17 2007 05:04 GMT
#12
what does nsfw mean?
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
January 17 2007 05:12 GMT
#13
not safe for work
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Chobo_Abe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States168 Posts
January 17 2007 05:15 GMT
#14
I am l33t at that game.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6775 Posts
January 17 2007 05:23 GMT
#15
Today you people are true heroes. I salute you.
Graphics
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
January 17 2007 05:25 GMT
#16
Even boredom has its rewards!
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
January 17 2007 05:47 GMT
#17
NICE.
born-to-porn
Profile Joined January 2004
Denmark400 Posts
January 17 2007 05:58 GMT
#18
Never have a been so proud to be part of this great community!
Nobody beats the Beater
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-17 06:07:51
January 17 2007 06:04 GMT
#19
Hahahaha, I loved your battle report IntoTheWow . Congratulations on beating the map .

I'm interested in trying these maps now. They sound like a lot of fun .

(and thanks for sharing the booty with us )
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
January 17 2007 06:14 GMT
#20
You should get a special ims icon beside the LS one as the mighty victor of the bnet world. Lets give one to the pubs too.
ModeratorGodfather
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