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rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
January 17 2007 06:46 GMT
#21
was afk for 3 minutes and still 2nd highest score!
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 17 2007 06:54 GMT
#22
Word has it that Uwe Bowl is trying to acquire the rights to produce a film based on this epic story...dont let him do it guys, for the love of god dont let him do it
chiflutz
Profile Joined June 2006
Romania1025 Posts
January 17 2007 07:09 GMT
#23
No worries, our crack infiltration team is kidnapping that so-called director and taking him to a small, secluded island at this very moment. Hats off to you, IntoTheWoW !
kt violet Korea (South). July 27 2012 15:54. Posts 23
SirKibbleX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States479 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-17 07:42:00
January 17 2007 07:40 GMT
#24
Real Men of Starcraft.

Today we salute you, Mr. "Strip Jessica Alba" player. Your hard work has netted you one picture you could likely find in five minutes with google images (Yea, Google images, yea!)

The amount of timing, coordination, and number of inevitable failures you undergo makes you among the most elite of cyber-athletes, and your hard work paid off (Jessica Alba, yea!)

So thank you, miner, medic, defiler, ghost, and firebat, your dedication and initiative has made the lives of a few people worldwide slightly more entertained.

(Oh and Jessica Alba = damnn!!!)
Praemonitus, Praemunitus.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 17 2007 07:50 GMT
#25
I lolled at the korean <3
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5214 Posts
January 17 2007 07:52 GMT
#26
nice writeup
you wouldnt feel that way if it was *your* magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
January 17 2007 08:50 GMT
#27
IntoTheWow I challenge you to a game of Reverse LT, bo101
Retired BW Noob
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 17 2007 09:08 GMT
#28
Haha what a great epic tale. Congratulations to all of the players.
Loved the way you wrote it.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
January 17 2007 10:06 GMT
#29
hi agu !! im friends w/ ur countryman, juampi :D
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
January 17 2007 10:15 GMT
#30
yes teamliquid conquers everything one by one, even while afk eating chicken salad and yelling NO STUPID SJM whole game. oh and we talked about wether the last stage was gonna open up a bald eagle, a beaver, or a woodpecker.

P.S. i didn't suggest playing strip hermione. that was intothewow using it as a coverup!

P.S.S there were Dark templars. Protoss Ninjas. Thousands of them.
inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
January 17 2007 10:44 GMT
#31
On January 17 2007 19:15 Detonate wrote:
yes teamliquid conquers everything one by one, even while afk eating chicken salad and yelling NO STUPID SJM whole game. oh and we talked about wether the last stage was gonna open up a bald eagle, a beaver, or a woodpecker.

P.S. i didn't suggest playing strip hermione. that was intothewow using it as a coverup!

P.S.S there were Dark templars. Protoss Ninjas. Thousands of them.


I need to need getting to need of needing use Search Function thx to Google
...


My attempt at a ripoff of shield battery
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
January 17 2007 10:47 GMT
#32
On January:44 ilovezil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January:15 Detonate wrote:
yes teamliquid conquers everything one by one, even while afk eating chicken salad and yelling NO STUPID SJM whole game. oh and we talked about wether the last stage was gonna open up a bald eagle, a beaver, or a woodpecker.

P.S. i didn't suggest playing strip hermione. that was intothewow using it as a coverup!

P.S.S there were Dark templars. Protoss Ninjas. Thousands of them.


I need to need getting to need of needing use Search Function thx to Google
...


My attempt at a ripoff of shield battery

-_- wowww
i've seen the original too much to laugh lmao
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
January 18 2007 15:25 GMT
#33
Awww yeah..... I missed this thread.
GJ Wow.

Thanks to everyone, especially Rel who took multiple convincings to join the quest...
He said it was stupid, he said it was a waste of time, he said it was all in vain...
but in the end, he too, wanted to see the ultimate naked.

I salute everyone who helped me finish this quest.
I wanted to do it for so long but a lot of latency and lack of true comradery made it difficult.
Epic... fuckin Epic.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
maareek
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2042 Posts
January 18 2007 15:40 GMT
#34
On January 17 2007 13:47 QuietIdiot wrote:
I'm pretty sure she's never done anything nude. Probably a body photoshopped with her face on it, but regardless, DAMN.


She's never done a magazine or anything (nothing like that pic, by any means) but she has appeared nude in a movie. It was just topless, for a few seconds, maybe an ass shot, too.

But holy shit, that was hot. Congrats and thanks.
FrozenArbiter: Obless PvT master
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
January 18 2007 16:02 GMT
#35
ah, the promised sexy pics! you always deliver

good job! tl.net should play the umsers after the fastest guys and the bgh guys
Moderatorsloppy little slug
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
January 18 2007 16:09 GMT
#36
On January 19 2007 00:40 maareek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2007 13:47 QuietIdiot wrote:
I'm pretty sure she's never done anything nude. Probably a body photoshopped with her face on it, but regardless, DAMN.


She's never done a magazine or anything (nothing like that pic, by any means) but she has appeared nude in a movie. It was just topless, for a few seconds, maybe an ass shot, too.

But holy shit, that was hot. Congrats and thanks.

nah that was subbed by a double :p
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
maareek
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2042 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 16:58:01
January 18 2007 16:56 GMT
#37
On January 19 2007 01:09 evanthebouncy~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2007 00:40 maareek wrote:
On January 17 2007 13:47 QuietIdiot wrote:
I'm pretty sure she's never done anything nude. Probably a body photoshopped with her face on it, but regardless, DAMN.


She's never done a magazine or anything (nothing like that pic, by any means) but she has appeared nude in a movie. It was just topless, for a few seconds, maybe an ass shot, too.

But holy shit, that was hot. Congrats and thanks.

nah that was subbed by a double :p


Well then, the double was hella hot anyway, so who cares? ;p Does it really matter whose body parts they were, as long as they were hot? ;p Good to know, anyway. But there are images of her in see through tops, and those aren't faked. ^_^~

I'm now pretty bummed that that wasn't Alba in that movie. Oh well, fecking body doubles. Who the hell lets somebody that looks that good use a body double, anyway?
FrozenArbiter: Obless PvT master
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
January 18 2007 20:25 GMT
#38
this needs to be made into a video and spread over the internet
this owns LEEEROOOOOY JENKINS

with LOTR backgroundmusic and the script DEFINATELY by intothewow hahaha funny stuff
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-19 01:28:51
January 19 2007 01:20 GMT
#39
Actually Jessica Alba has it in her contract that she can't appear nude in any film or anything. That just makes her 10 times more sexy when shes dancing on a stripper pole in 'Sin City', or swimming at the beach in 'Into the Blue'. That picture is definitely photoshopped because i have the actual picture with that head on it. Shes wearing a fuzzy gray turtleneck. I have however seen some sex scene with Jessica alba which is think is probably fake though at this website www.thehun.com . And there is some pretty 'racy' photos of her in some magazines like maxim (where she has no clothes on but covered up) and some shots of her at the beach showing her ass and stuff.




More pictures Here\

[image loading]


Funny pic of her.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
January 19 2007 01:29 GMT
#40
she is soo fucking hot
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