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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 29 2006 08:04 GMT
#1
It was 2:00 in the afternoon, in about 1 hour I would be leaving for my TaeKwonDo class. I did not want to get busy with anything important to just have to stop in an hour and leave. I was at a dilemma, what to do for 1 hour untill my lesson?

Being quite the pervert that I am I chose to have an afternoon romp in my bedroom. I closed the door and locked it. I stood there for a moment, contemplating what I was just about to do. It was the middle of the afternoon, my mom was home and my brother was in his room. It was a dangerous time to do the deed I was about to do. My parents don't like me locking my door, so they would surely be suspicious and ask questions if they tried to enter my room and were denied entry.

However, I decided to do it. I sat down on my computer and opened up google. I am a man very experienced with the images of naked women and it takes some freaky deaky stuff to get me aroused these days. However, to spare you a good nights sleep I will refrain from going into detail.

I did my deed, cleaned up, and was very satisfied. It was now 2:35, I took my time. I got dressed in my TaeKwonDo uniform and headed downstairs. It takes some time to get to the school so I left at round 3:00.

I arrived to my lesson at 3:20 and it would start at 3:30. I did some warmups and was ready to go. Class had now started and there was about 10 other students present. The Master started us with our normal warming up excersizes. However, my story is not until the end of class, during sparring.

Usually we get in about 3-4 rounds of sparring before class ends. The Master always pairs us up according to size and age, and if their is not enough people he will pair you against other genders and younger ages but strictly tell you to have control.

Today was a normal day, I had two rounds against boys my age, they went well. But when the third round came... that is when it became interesting. I was paired against a girl probably 14-15 years old, I am 16. she was pretty cute too.

We were taking a breather before the round, stretching, loosening up before the sparring round, that is when, for some reason, a memory of my bedroom extravaganza came to surface. It was not long until I suffered from an involuntary raging clue. You might say, who cares cover it up until it goes away, however that is not the case.

TaeKwonDo uniforms are very unforgiving. They are loose to give your legs and arms free movement, but anything out of the ordinary will surely stand out like a man with an affro at a military gathering.

Slowly a mild sized tent was forming around the groin area. I don't think anyone had noticed yet.. I was trying to gain control, I could not let this get the better of me. Bad thoughts, had to think of bad thoughts. Hairy men, sewage, injuries, nuns, arghhh nothing was working, my special place was starting to grow, and alas my penis had claimed its territory.

There was no hiding it, I had an extreme boner. People noticed, people looked. My opponent had a "what in gods name" look on her face. Nonetheless I fought defensively and when the round was over I left, more like ran, for the door.



thank you for reading, now if you'll please share your raging clue moments it might help with me with my extreme embarassment.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
October 29 2006 08:06 GMT
#2
SIRL
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
kdog3682
Profile Joined September 2004
United States247 Posts
October 29 2006 08:08 GMT
#3
i took pics of myself. father than proceeded to use the camera.
Yes, shes mine regardless of how gosu my zvt is
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
October 29 2006 08:12 GMT
#4
You're 16... Everyone has their moments. I peed my pants in the 2nd grade.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
October 29 2006 08:13 GMT
#5
On October 29 2006 17:08 kdog3682 wrote:
i took pics of myself. father than proceeded to use the camera.


hahahahaha I laugh at your misfortune
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
October 29 2006 08:13 GMT
#6
hahahahahahah <3 snet
Moderator<:3-/-<
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 29 2006 08:14 GMT
#7
hahaha this is hillarious
Im back, in pog form!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 29 2006 08:15 GMT
#8
On October 29 2006 17:08 kdog3682 wrote:
i took pics of myself. father than proceeded to use the camera.


lololol even worse
Im back, in pog form!
In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
October 29 2006 08:17 GMT
#9
ROFLMAO.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
October 29 2006 08:22 GMT
#10
there was already a GREAT thread on this, man i wish i could find it.
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
October 29 2006 08:24 GMT
#11
lol
dont be ashamed!! just say "hey! he does what he want!! " an then tell the girls if they want to help you whit that, that always work !
:)
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 08:27:09
October 29 2006 08:26 GMT
#12
--- Nuked ---
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
October 29 2006 09:29 GMT
#13
Great story, everybody has their raging clue moments.

Once you get older those raging clue moments become less embarassing so soldier on.
returns upon momentous occasions.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 29 2006 09:34 GMT
#14
Hahah awesome story, enjoyed it alot.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
October 29 2006 09:38 GMT
#15
lololol
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 29 2006 09:41 GMT
#16
oh man that was some funny shit

i didnt even notice it was Snet until i was half way through and checked the name
and ya, sirl
14cc... whats next? women voting?
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
October 29 2006 09:45 GMT
#17
shoulda got your opponent into a doggy style position with leet taekwando skill

thats what i would have done anyway
inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44127 Posts
October 29 2006 09:45 GMT
#18
Was lying in bed under duvets snoozing when two of my best friends staggered in quite drunk and fell on the bed next to me. Was comfortable, tired, only wearing boxers and a little tipsy so just lay there. They then started making out, still being sleepsy and not really sure what was happening I lay there. They then got undressed. By this point I was working out what was going on and deciding I should probably leave the room. The room was dark and the bed was up against the wall with me on the wall side and them on the other. The light switch was by the door. I considered my options for about 30 seconds, by which point clothes were off. I then said "excuse me", clambered across them, staggered to the door and turned the light on. They just stared at me with really confused expressions. I proceeded to get dressed and leave.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
super_ju3
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada63 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 09:47:55
October 29 2006 09:46 GMT
#19
LOL~ real good time reading this, made me think of similar situations that already happened to me
La vie est une histoire sans fin, inutile, comme une gare sans trains..
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
October 29 2006 09:52 GMT
#20
hahahahaha, good story.

On October 29 2006 17:08 kdog3682 wrote:
i took pics of myself. father than proceeded to use the camera.

One day at a co-op job, I was browsing through a company cellphone's photos and videos when I noticed these weird picture thumbnails. It looked like some kind of mutant eye. I saw videos with the same preview, so I decided to play them to see what it was.

Apparently the "mutant eye" was a close-up of a hand holding a penis, and the video was said hand jacking off said penis. My coworker confirmed this with his remark, "Bill why the fuck are you showing me this?!"

Turns out the previous co-op had taken photos and videos of himself "doing the deed" and forgot to delete them. We tried to get him to confess over IM but when he refused, we decided to tell the other previous co-op about it. Last I heard, his whole engineering class knew about it too .
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