Happy Birthday vGl-CoW!!!!

[14:25]<+vGl-CoW> this conversation is forever on my hard dick (im tattooing everything

[14:26]<+vGl-CoW> it looks like i have a rly gross dick disease when im flaccid but then i get hard and you see it's an IRC log

[14:39] <+vGl-CoW> my attic houses a lego town built for the sole purpose of making my dick look rly rly big
[14:39] <+vGl-CoW> godzilla big
[14:40] <+vGl-CoW> knock over a church tower
[14:40] <+vGl-CoW> makes me feel like a big man

[01:12] <vGl-CoW> the local dick sucking plant
[01:12] <vGl-CoW> yeah i work at this plant.. we basically suck dicks all day

[00:27] <vGl-CoW> And lo, did He drinketh the jizz, and flicketh He His tongue to catch the beads of cum in His beard