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Valhalla18444 Posts
Here he is! Our hero! He is a man of strength and power! He doesn't take no shit from no-body!
Doesn't he look happy though? It's because he's got such a great hat. He won it in a raffle in 1987 and always wears it whenever he goes out! It keeps his head warm, you see.
Our Hero wakes up one day, smile on his face. He goes to his window and greets the new day! Everything is beautiful!
He skips out of his bedroom, and heads for the front door. It's time to go to the corner store and get the morning paper! He puts on his shoes and reaches for his lovely hat... but wait! What the fuck? Where is his hat? What the fuck oh god help what is going on I don't understand
What's this? A ransom note! Argh! The Nazis are always to blame! Well, this sort of anti-semite hat theft shit will not fly with Our Hero on the case. He arms himself and sets out into the great unknown to track down his hat and kill some motherfucking nazis!
INVENTORY:
Kitchen Knife
Pack of Altoids
Nazi Ransom Note
Photo of Hat
CASH: $54.36
NORTH: Corner Store
WEST: Other Side of the Street
SOUTH: Downtown
What should our intrepid crusader do? Hint: The Nazis are quite infamous and recognizable in this neighborhood. People standing around may have useful information! You as a group will control Our Hero, and you may choose to interact with the environment in any way you can imagine, and I will MSPaint the results.
The quest begins!
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Canada9720 Posts
interrogate the balloon child. he may have seen the nazi's make off with the jew hat
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Ok our nameless heroe asks the little kid if he knows who did it, and then goes across the street....
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look both ways and walk across the street
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Canada9720 Posts
if he doesn't know where the nazi's went, he's obviously lying. so i think we should pop his balloon, or crucify him. whichever you guys think would hurt his feelings the most
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after you've finished interrogating him, take his balloon
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On December 11 2005 17:54 CTStalker wrote:
if he doesn't know where the nazi's went, he's obviously lying. so i think we should pop his balloon, or crucify him. whichever you guys think would hurt his feelings the most
why not pop his balloon and then crucify him?
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Valhalla18444 Posts
Kid didn't know anything.
YOU GOT: Broken Balloon
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is awesome32282 Posts
Do some breakdancing to impress the kid. When you chat after that ask him if he know what that note might be.
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call up CaptainAmerica.
CA > Nazi's
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Walk across the street and look for more kids to bug and ask....
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Canada9720 Posts
i guess we should apologize to the kid's mom, i mean we did just unjustly murder him.
while we're at it, we can interrogate her about the nazi's as well, taking note of the decor of teh household. obviously is she's got a menorah or something we can accept her account as credible, but if she's got iron crosses and shit... well our hero knows what to do
edit: perhaps to incite the most honest account possible from the mother, we can brandish the broken balloon.
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sit the little kid up in a chair, and make a sign that points to him and says "im a jew". nazis will come for him, thats when you jump out of the bushes an mow them all down with a machine gun
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Canada9720 Posts
good idea, flavors, however we're armed only with a knife right now. maybe we could buy a machine gun with our $54.36, however the insurance and registration costs alone would run us much more then that. we have to assume the nazi's are travelling as a pack, because, they are cowards, having cowardly stolen our hat.
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i say our hero buy 100 hats more with the money and then stab as many kids as possible again...
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Valhalla18444 Posts
CTStalker? Are you trying to get Our Hero arrested?
Across the street we go!
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Canada9720 Posts
okok, let's buy a hotdog. but on the other hand, our hero towers over the dwarf hotdog shopkeep so greatly, couldn't we just pick him up and hurl him into the tree or something and then take one?
before that tho we shud ask him wat he knos about the nazis.
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Talk to the vending maching man, but don't forget to take the umbrella, ketchup, and mustard. They could be useful for our quest.
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