we're gonna have to dispose of him before we take his stuff. i just want you guys to know that i'm ready to do whatever's necessary here to get the hat back, ok?

WGT)DarkXprT

Qatar428 Posts

December 11 2005 09:33 GMT

#22

climb up the tree and we found a map!

lastprobeALIVE

United States973 Posts

December 11 2005 09:35 GMT

#23

kill the hotdog guy, put up a sign that says "im a jew" then when the nazis come, jump out of the tree and mow them all down! wtf?

SoMuchBetter

Australia10606 Posts

December 11 2005 09:35 GMT

#24

you're going to need a disguise from the nazis as well. you should take his chef hat and mustache

pocket the 'do not climb' sign as well, that might come in handy as both a blunt weapon and a precaution to stop anyone from following you should you need to climb something in the future.

after you've taken the sign, climb up the tree and see if theres anything up there, or if there are any nazis in distance

lastprobeALIVE

United States973 Posts

December 11 2005 09:38 GMT

#25

or just throw a party for nazis only. then gas them all and get ur hat back

CTStalker

Canada9720 Posts

December 11 2005 09:38 GMT

#26

flavors we don't have a gun. what the fuck, this is mspaint land, we can't just grab whatever we want out of midair. there are laws of physics and matter to uphold here

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 11 2005 09:38 GMT

#27

Our Hero approaches the Frenchman. The Frenchman babbles. You cannot comprehend him! He tries to sell you Old Hot Dog! You decline. Frenchman becomes ornery! You attempt to steal Ketchup! Frenchman attacks!

DUN DUNDUN BADA DUN

Frenchman gets first strike! Frenchman stabs you with his hotdog fork!

ACTION:

Attack, Item, Run

CTStalker

Canada9720 Posts

December 11 2005 09:39 GMT

#28

initiate special attack ballslice

CTStalker

Canada9720 Posts

December 11 2005 09:39 GMT

#29

or, just attack

Abang_Zealot

Indonesia866 Posts

December 11 2005 09:40 GMT

#30

lol wtf....
Stab him in the nuts repeatedly till he dies.

i.lOve.pearL

Canada175 Posts

December 11 2005 09:41 GMT

#31

ROFL
Have Our Hero use some sort of mana powered "special move" like "stab flurry" where he creates a wicked combination stab attack. Or sth?

CTStalker

Canada9720 Posts

December 11 2005 09:42 GMT

#32

turn based comabt, we have to give monseigneur l'opportunite to attack us as well.

Locked

United States4182 Posts

December 11 2005 09:42 GMT

#33

lollll, genius thread idea sir fakesteve

i say take his mustard and spray it on his eyes to confuse him, and somehow lead him up the tree

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 11 2005 09:42 GMT

#34

Hero currently has no special abilities

lastprobeALIVE

United States973 Posts

December 11 2005 09:42 GMT

#35

this is getting way to fucked up for me. throw the knife at the frenchie, then choke him to death with your string from the balloon\

edit; sorry im drunk